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#4941 Jun 19, 2013
There is an odd new trend at work: people putting names on food in the staff refrigerator. Yesterday I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4942 Jun 19, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
There is an odd new trend at work: people putting names on food in the staff refrigerator. Yesterday I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin.
Once you name 'em, they become pets. Sometimes, tasty pets.

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#4943 Jun 19, 2013
In Hinton they had the ribbon cutting ceremony to open a bridge and new part of the road - but we still can't use the bridge. Huh?

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#4944 Jun 19, 2013
I'm not saying you should not trust the Internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I've won and the number of iPads I own.

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#4945 Jun 19, 2013
Death and sex.

If you ever knew how many times you were unknowingly oh so close to them you'd freak out.

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4946 Jun 19, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Death and sex.
If you ever knew how many times you were unknowingly oh so close to them you'd freak out.
And why do so many of our sayings lump the two together?

"You nearly f***ing killed us!"

"She was quite a dead fish in bed."

"Give me all your f**king money or I'll k*ll you!"

"I'd be willing to die for a good lay!"

"I'd rather die than to go to prison and get sexually assaulted."

"In that dream, I thought I died and went to Heaven since I was getting the best sex of my life!"

“Right click Left click Yay!”

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4947 Jun 19, 2013
So 7 ate 9, eh?

Wait til 6 hears about that...

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Since: Feb 12

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#4948 Jun 20, 2013
...two guys carrying an x-ray-type machine around to hurt or kill people they hate.

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Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4949 Jun 20, 2013
quilterqueen wrote:
...two guys carrying an x-ray-type machine around to hurt or kill people they hate.
LOL! And one that doesn't even work.

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#4950 Jun 20, 2013
The wife and I took a tour behind the scenes at Sea World and got to see some of the office areas. The screensaver on one of the computers is people walking around an office filing stuff.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Orion's Belt

#4951 Jun 20, 2013
After viewing a few handfuls of threads on Topix. My mind would simply blow up if I were to ponder anything at all.

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#4952 Jun 20, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
After viewing a few handfuls of threads on Topix. My mind would simply blow up if I were to ponder anything at all.
Hmmmmm. That's something to ponder on.

“Easy does it... ”

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#4953 Jun 21, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
After viewing a few handfuls of threads on Topix. My mind would simply blow up if I were to ponder anything at all.
Staying on the stupid thing to ponder scenario and with me being a "glass is always half full" type of fellow...

If DC's mind gets blown after reading Topix threads, then somebody probably gets paid to clean that horrendous mess up. Therefore DC would actually be stimulating the economy with her blown mind! Yay!

P.S.

DC,Please don't let your mind be blown by goofballs(like me). Or perhaps opinionated blowhards that love to give themselves positive icons posting under different their names. Yep I read THAT particular thread and agree with you 100%. BTW, keep on trucking just the way you are. Take this site for what it's worth, a grain of salt :).

“Easy does it... ”

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#4954 Jun 21, 2013
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4955 Jun 21, 2013
Will Munny wrote:
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
"When you escape from that invisible box, I'd like to have a word with you."

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#4956 Jun 21, 2013
Will Munny wrote:
<quoted text>
Staying on the stupid thing to ponder scenario and with me being a "glass is always half full" type of fellow...
If DC's mind gets blown after reading Topix threads, then somebody probably gets paid to clean that horrendous mess up. Therefore DC would actually be stimulating the economy with her blown mind! Yay!
P.S.
DC,Please don't let your mind be blown by goofballs(like me). Or perhaps opinionated blowhards that love to give themselves positive icons posting under different their names. Yep I read THAT particular thread and agree with you 100%. BTW, keep on trucking just the way you are. Take this site for what it's worth, a grain of salt :).
Thank you. Good advice.

Have a wonderful weekend.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4957 Jun 21, 2013
Does 'spend a quiet night at home' have any meaning at all to mimes?

“Easy does it... ”

Level 5

Since: Nov 12

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#4958 Jun 21, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
Thank you. Good advice.
I do try occasionally...
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Have a wonderful weekend.
Thanks... and it would be wonderful ,but unfortunately I have to work. My motto is: work sux. Unless perhaps you're one of those folks that enjoy their work. I do truly admire them, but I do tend to think that they're a rare breed. Cheers!

“Easy does it... ”

Level 5

Since: Nov 12

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#4959 Jun 21, 2013
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bull$hit?

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4960 Jun 21, 2013
What happens if I get a contempt of court charge from a corrupt judge?

Is there like a double my money* back guarantee or triple damages from a faithless contract there?

(from the judge's personal wealth and not the taxpayers).

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