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It's starting to sound like a CSI plot.......

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What does it mean if you ask the person on the other end of the cell call 'Can you hear me now?' and they answer,'No.'

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LOL, yeah.
Imagine that.

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If a tree falls in a forest and no one's there to hear it, do the other trees laugh?

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If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?

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Hoof Arted wrote:
If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?
Picking out the less of the evil ones?:)

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The best of the worst, eh?

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Hoof Arted wrote:
The best of the worst, eh?
Pretty much, lol! MUAH

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The best of the worst, eh?
The best of the wurst:

Bauerwurst: a chunky sausage that's often grilled or cooked with sauerkraut.
Bierschinken: a large slicing sausage made with ham and pistachios
Bierwurst: a slicing sausage with juniper and cardamom
Blutwurst: blood sausage, made with pork, beef, blood and fat, eaten sliced cold or fried
Bockwurst: smoked sausage made from veal and seasoned with fresh herbs, resembles a large hot dog and can be boiled, best with bock beer
Bratwurst: a pale, smoked sausage made of veal and pork, ginger, garlic, nutmeg, one of the sausages that requires full cooking
Braunschweiger: a spreadable, smoked sausage made from liver, eggs, milk
Cervelat: a slicing sausage made of pork, beef, mustard and garlic
Frankfurter: the original, a smoked sausage made of lean pork, salted bacon
Knockwurst: short, plump smoked sausage made of lean pork, beef, spices and garlic, often served with sauerkraut
Landjager: hunter's sausage, made of smoked beef, needs no refrigeration, comes in flat sticks
Pinkelwurst: made with beef and/or pork, onions, oat and bacon
Wiernerwurst: similar to the American frankfurter, made of beef, pork, coriander and garlic
Weisswurst: white sausage and the Bavarian Octoberfest specialty, a pale, mild sausage made of veal, beef, pork, cream and eggs, often served with rye bread, sweet mustard and Weissbier.

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Are smoking sections in restaurants like peeing sections in swimming pools?...

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Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>The best of the wurst:

Bauerwurst: a chunky sausage that's often grilled or cooked with sauerkraut.
Bierschinken: a large slicing sausage made with ham and pistachios
Bierwurst: a slicing sausage with juniper and cardamom
Blutwurst: blood sausage, made with pork, beef, blood and fat, eaten sliced cold or fried
Bockwurst: smoked sausage made from veal and seasoned with fresh herbs, resembles a large hot dog and can be boiled, best with bock beer
Bratwurst: a pale, smoked sausage made of veal and pork, ginger, garlic, nutmeg, one of the sausages that requires full cooking
Braunschweiger: a spreadable, smoked sausage made from liver, eggs, milk
Cervelat: a slicing sausage made of pork, beef, mustard and garlic
Frankfurter: the original, a smoked sausage made of lean pork, salted bacon
Knockwurst: short, plump smoked sausage made of lean pork, beef, spices and garlic, often served with sauerkraut
Landjager: hunter's sausage, made of smoked beef, needs no refrigeration, comes in flat sticks
Pinkelwurst: made with beef and/or pork, onions, oat and bacon
Wiernerwurst: similar to the American frankfurter, made of beef, pork, coriander and garlic
Weisswurst: white sausage and the Bavarian Octoberfest specialty, a pale, mild sausage made of veal, beef, pork, cream and eggs, often served with rye bread, sweet mustard and Weissbier.
Uh Clem, you didn't offer me any?!? Octoberfest on a stick with dill pickle.

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Whatever happened to preparations A-G?...

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Are smoking sections in restaurants like peeing sections in swimming pools?...
No I think the peeing sections in swimming pools is more like some of the mean assed stuff that goes on in these threads. Invisible to most, while spreading threw the entire pool of unknowing innocent swimmers with viral infectious filth. Designed to poison or sicken insidiously those who refuse to dive into the deep end. A stupid thing to ponder indeed.

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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
Whatever happened to preparations A-G?...
They were used for other things or simply were not popular. In the old days, when pharmacists made their own medicines and remedies, these concoctions were assigned letters or numbers to make future identification and identical prescriptions possible. So rather than say, "You know that stuff you made up for me last week..." you could give them the formula number.

That is the same reason why there is a Formula 666 cough syrup. It apparently did a Hell of a job (pun intended) and everyone kept asking for it. One blogger harassed the company over the name and even drew the attention of their attorney. After a while, the blogger had the attorney laughing too.

Of course, some think the H is for where it is to be applied, since it "prepares hineys."

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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
Are smoking sections in restaurants like peeing sections in swimming pools?...
They can be. Sure, the smoking is mostly contained to one section, but the fumes still travel. Urine in the water would be about the same since it would disperse into the rest. They could do a better job at containing the smoking section and using thick insulation, adding a transition room, and using a separate ventilation system. But then, the smokers would still carry the odor on their clothes, and the entry doors would need to be opened. I guess they can give all the servers hazard suits with full respirators.

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Why do people say "big bang" when no sound can be heard in the vacumn

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Jun 16, 2013
 
In 1850 there were about 10,000 horses in NYC. Who cleaned up?

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In 1850 there were about 10,000 horses in NYC. Who cleaned up?
At that time, it was the Irish and "Italians*".

Little known made up fact - The Chinese were put to work on the railroads so they could be shipped to the east coast just to clean up after the horses.

The invention of the automobile caused a scandalous flip-flop of national policy of H1B visas for "Horse sweepers" from China. It was in all the papers.

*Italy didn't become a unified country until 1861.

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Let's see... 4568 posts.

I wonder which one put me on a "NSA Secret" watch list.

Just kidding.

At least 3000 of them did...

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If you observe the earth rotation from the equator, it revolves counter clockwise.

If you observe the earth's orbit from the equator of the sun, the earth orbits counter clockwise.

This leads me to conclude that the clock was invented by someone south of the equator of the earth and the sun.

Therefore: aliens established our system of timekeeping because they approached the solar system and the earth from the south poles.

Which might explain their rumored preference of examining us from our "southern" orifice.

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