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#4858 May 20, 2013
My brother made a comic strip for his art class and I thought it was pretty funny, thought I'd share it. It was a guy walking along obviously stranded and lost. Eventually he comes to a billboard with "BAD" written across it in big bold letters. You see the man looking up at the billboard with a thought bubble that says, "Well, that can't be good."

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Nehwon

#4859 May 21, 2013
I bet there's a super-secret conspiracy involving the tinfoil companies.

I'm going to need a new hat.

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Rockin' USA ;)

#4860 May 21, 2013
WHY oh WHY..Are there NEVER enough grocery CASHIER'S... during the RUSH HOUR???

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#4861 May 21, 2013
Why is it that some chicks are more concerned about the way their car looks and how clean it is, but never seem to want to perform the few important tasks, like ya know... check the oil occasionally, get it serviced, or even check the tire pressure occasionally?

Oh yea, I forgot. That's why us men were invented. Hmmm...

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#4862 May 22, 2013
I got gas today for $1.29.

But it was from eating at Taco Bell.
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#4863 May 22, 2013
I hate how all of the fast food restaurants are taking your name now instead of just calling out a number. They always have the darndest time spelling mine and that's time that could be spent preparing my food. Just spell it in a way you can pronounce it. What do I care if my name is misspelled on a receipt I'm not even gonna keep? It's not a document, I'm gonna file away for life. LOL

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#4864 May 22, 2013
Yeah, and the places that ask for your phone number. I won't advertise my phone number when I'm in a line full of strangers.
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#4865 May 22, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Yeah, and the places that ask for your phone number. I won't advertise my phone number when I'm in a line full of strangers.
I always get better get this order right or she might cause a hurricane, LOL, which is kind of funny, but getting old.

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Nehwon

#4866 May 27, 2013
Does the grass grow greener in states that have legalized medical marijuana?

“I call it as I see it.”

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Retirement City

#4867 May 28, 2013
What color wine should I have with my hotdog, beans. and sauerkraut? Red, white, pink? Ah, the hell with it. A beer will go just fine with it.

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#4868 May 28, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
What color wine should I have with my hotdog, beans. and sauerkraut? Red, white, pink? Ah, the hell with it. A beer will go just fine with it.
I'll take an unsweetened Ice Tea...I'll bring the Splenda...:)

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Retirement City

#4869 May 29, 2013
Marissa 2 wrote:
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I'll take an unsweetened Ice Tea...I'll bring the Splenda...:)
How about a Long Island Ice Tea?

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#4870 May 29, 2013
If a person who does "junk" is a junkie, is a person who does a monk called a monkey?

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#4871 May 29, 2013
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, does a libertarian eat liberty?

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#4872 May 29, 2013
I can't sing to save my life.

Luckily, that's not a very likely scenario.

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Spotted World

#4873 May 29, 2013
If the plural of mouse is spice, then why isn't more than one house hice? At least one thing sticks to pattern. More than one spouse is sometimes spice.

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#4874 May 29, 2013
If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no one around to hear, did it really crush that stupid chipmunk?

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South Bend, IN

#4875 May 29, 2013
How would Tiger Wood deal with golf ball-sized hail?

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Nehwon

#4876 May 29, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
If a person who does "junk" is a junkie, is a person who does a monk called a monkey?
Hrmmm.

So when kids ask to go to the potty...

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Nehwon

#4877 May 29, 2013
With a winter snowstorm, I can build a snowman.

During a summer heat wave, can I build a fireman?

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