Stupid things to ponder ...

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#4838 May 18, 2013
Should pictures of missing husbands be on the back of beer cans?...

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#4839 May 18, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
Should pictures of missing husbands be on the back of beer cans?...
No, on rolls of toliet paper.....(something to read)

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#4840 May 19, 2013
I saw an ad that says Google Earth can read maps backwards.

Wouldn't that be spam?

(Think about it......)

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#4841 May 19, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Correction: Disturbed
Why should anybody be disturbed by a correction?

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#4842 May 19, 2013
I had a fire drill at work today.

I'm sending Black and Decker a very harsh letter tomorrow.

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#4843 May 19, 2013
What is the sound of one hand clapping?

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#4844 May 19, 2013
If I punch myself and it hurts... does that mean I'm really weak or really strong?

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#4845 May 19, 2013
Have you noticed since everyone has a smartphone or camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

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#4846 May 19, 2013
Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a Danish!"...

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#4847 May 19, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>Why should anybody be disturbed by a correction?
Plenty certainly are disturbed when another person gets their genitals corrected with surgery.

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#4848 May 19, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
Have you noticed since everyone has a smartphone or camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
They are too busy spotting the guy driving with the phone.

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#4849 May 19, 2013
Did God give us shin bones to help us find furniture in the dark?...

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#4850 May 19, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
Did God give us shin bones to help us find furniture in the dark?...
Or... did he give us furniture to help us find our shin bones?

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#4851 May 19, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
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Or... did he give us furniture to help us find our shin bones?
If God created furniture before the shinbone I'm sure He would have moved our calve muscles to the front to soften the blow...

Is dancing nothing more than a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire?...

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#4852 May 19, 2013
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If you choke a Smurf what color would it turn?

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#4853 May 19, 2013
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?...

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#4854 May 19, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
Have you noticed since everyone has a smartphone or camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
HA! Great observation.

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#4855 May 19, 2013
If "I am " is the shortest sentence in the English language could it be that "I do " is the longest?

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#4856 May 19, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
Did God give us shin bones to help us find furniture in the dark?...
He also gave us toes for that purpose.

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#4857 May 20, 2013
If Toyota and Chevrolet merged and made a car, would they call it a Toylet?

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