Stupid things to ponder ...

“I call it as I see it.”

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Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#4818 May 17, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
OMG! That was so 'bloody Mary' of you. To a point of getting a chuckle out of me.
Silly~
I always thought a bloody Mary was a vampire victim named Mary.

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Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#4819 May 17, 2013
Hail, Mary, frozen ice.
Our Ford is dented.
Blessed are the ding-poppers
and blessed is our Comprehensive

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#4820 May 17, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>I always thought a bloody Mary was a vampire victim named Mary.
No, if anything, she was a witch.

There was a time when a 'bloody Mary' joke went like this:

A child walks into the room with a bloody thumb.

The mother inquires how that come into being.

The child responds. You know that soft spot on the babies head.

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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Since: Nov 12

Hoosierville

#4821 May 17, 2013
SICK!

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#4822 May 17, 2013
I was at Lowe's Lumber Yard today and they've asked me not to come back because every time I walk in I set all the stud finders off.

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#4823 May 17, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
There are two reasons you shouldn't drink toilet water:
Number 1
and
Number 2
EWWWWW :)

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#4824 May 17, 2013
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

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Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#4825 May 17, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
SICK!
uh-duh. Of course it is. Is why is called a, Bloody Mary joke.

I thought so as well. Heard that a long long time ago.

Disturb me for awhile.

Now I read Topix...makes all that mild in the long run.

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Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#4826 May 17, 2013
Correction: Disturbed

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#4827 May 18, 2013
Why is the severity of the itch always proportional to my inability to the reach it?...

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#4828 May 18, 2013
Has anyone else noticed alligators always look like they're in the middle of a push up?

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Since: Feb 12

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#4829 May 18, 2013
Is it true that the sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up?...

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#4830 May 18, 2013
Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery?

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4831 May 18, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery?
Likewise, why can't the occultists who claim healing abilities ever heal themselves?

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#4832 May 18, 2013
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
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#4833 May 18, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
ROFLMAO

I always bust out laughing every time I read your comments.

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#4834 May 18, 2013
Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it’s much easier to harass rich women than bikers?

“The Car”

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Since: May 13

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#4835 May 18, 2013
Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?

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Spotted World

#4836 May 18, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it’s much easier to harass rich women than bikers?
And what if the "rich woman" ends up being a biker in drag?

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#4837 May 18, 2013
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?...

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