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#4755 May 7, 2013
Just to be different today I'm going to make a couple of posts telepathically, so if you think if something funny... that was ME.

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#4756 May 7, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Just to be different today I'm going to make a couple of posts telepathically, so if you think if something funny... that was ME.
Hahahahahahahahaha, and then what happened?

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#4757 May 7, 2013
I'm sending it telepathically..........

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#4758 May 7, 2013
Wow! I just now received it. Explain it again, I didn't get it?

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#4759 May 8, 2013
The Suez Canal runs north and south between east and west oceans.

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#4760 May 8, 2013
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
Wow! I just now received it. Explain it again, I didn't get it?
LOL

Try this......

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#4761 May 8, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>LOL

Try this......
Oh my gosh, how funny! I laughed so hard I think I snorted out loud. Now that's attractive!

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Nehwon

#4762 May 8, 2013
Think about an umbrella.

What if, instead of an inverted bowl shape to provide a cone of dryness, we inverted them to a bowl to catch water.

Would that lessen the chance of flooding in major cities?

Imagine 8 million people in NYC catching 1 or 2 gallons of water just by standing outside for a while during a major storm.

And those umbrellas could refill the water cooler bottles with fresh rain.

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Nehwon

#4763 May 8, 2013
I think the Emergency Broadcast System alert needs to be shortened to the first EEERRRNNNNTTTT.

I've been pretty well trained that as soon as I hear that, I'm reflexively changing the TV or radio channel.

If I still hear it on 2 or 3 channel changes, it might not be just a test.

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Spotted World

#4764 May 8, 2013
You know what Tickle Me Elmo toys get right before leaving the factory? A test tickle.

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Nehwon

#4765 May 8, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
You know what Tickle Me Elmo toys get right before leaving the factory? A test tickle.
And here is how we know the quality of our civilization is descending.

In the good old days, there would have been two test tickles.

It begs the question of how we'll survive beyond the next generation when there are no tests at all.

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Spotted World

#4766 May 9, 2013
Hey, there is no need to get teste about it. :)

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#4767 May 9, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Hey, there is no need to get teste about it.:)
Good morning SG!

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Spotted World

#4768 May 9, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
<quoted text>
Good morning SG!
Hi there!

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#4769 May 9, 2013
I'm finally convinced that women are better at multi tasking than men. Last night, at dinner, my elderly mother in law sneezed, spit her teeth out, farted, and peed herself all at the same time.

I can't top that.

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And walk outa here!

#4770 May 9, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I'm finally convinced that women are better at multi tasking than men. Last night, at dinner, my elderly mother in law sneezed, spit her teeth out, farted, and peed herself all at the same time.
I can't top that.
thanks for telepathically sending me a visual with that, lmao!

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Spotted World

#4772 May 9, 2013
Yes, spam is a bad mental picture.

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#4773 May 9, 2013
When I was born
I drooled and belched
And made smells that were bad.

But I grew up
And stopped all that,
So why the hell can't dad?

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Nehwon

#4774 May 10, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
When I was born
I drooled and belched
And made smells that were bad.
But I grew up
And stopped all that,
So why the hell can't dad?
He kept your childhood contributions in a savings account and is now returning them to you?

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Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#4775 May 10, 2013
Is there not anything better than posting on Topix and squabbling with other posters,...? Or is this entertainment at its finest,...?

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