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#4757 May 7, 2013
I'm sending it telepathically..........

“Hi!”

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#4758 May 7, 2013
Wow! I just now received it. Explain it again, I didn't get it?

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#4759 May 8, 2013
The Suez Canal runs north and south between east and west oceans.

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#4760 May 8, 2013
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
Wow! I just now received it. Explain it again, I didn't get it?
LOL

Try this......

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#4761 May 8, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>LOL

Try this......
Oh my gosh, how funny! I laughed so hard I think I snorted out loud. Now that's attractive!

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4762 May 8, 2013
Think about an umbrella.

What if, instead of an inverted bowl shape to provide a cone of dryness, we inverted them to a bowl to catch water.

Would that lessen the chance of flooding in major cities?

Imagine 8 million people in NYC catching 1 or 2 gallons of water just by standing outside for a while during a major storm.

And those umbrellas could refill the water cooler bottles with fresh rain.

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4763 May 8, 2013
I think the Emergency Broadcast System alert needs to be shortened to the first EEERRRNNNNTTTT.

I've been pretty well trained that as soon as I hear that, I'm reflexively changing the TV or radio channel.

If I still hear it on 2 or 3 channel changes, it might not be just a test.

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4764 May 8, 2013
You know what Tickle Me Elmo toys get right before leaving the factory? A test tickle.

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4765 May 8, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
You know what Tickle Me Elmo toys get right before leaving the factory? A test tickle.
And here is how we know the quality of our civilization is descending.

In the good old days, there would have been two test tickles.

It begs the question of how we'll survive beyond the next generation when there are no tests at all.

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Spotted World

#4766 May 9, 2013
Hey, there is no need to get teste about it. :)

“It's that time of year again”

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#4767 May 9, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Hey, there is no need to get teste about it.:)
Good morning SG!

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Spotted World

#4768 May 9, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
<quoted text>
Good morning SG!
Hi there!

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#4769 May 9, 2013
I'm finally convinced that women are better at multi tasking than men. Last night, at dinner, my elderly mother in law sneezed, spit her teeth out, farted, and peed herself all at the same time.

I can't top that.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#4770 May 9, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I'm finally convinced that women are better at multi tasking than men. Last night, at dinner, my elderly mother in law sneezed, spit her teeth out, farted, and peed herself all at the same time.
I can't top that.
thanks for telepathically sending me a visual with that, lmao!

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Spotted World

#4772 May 9, 2013
Yes, spam is a bad mental picture.

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#4773 May 9, 2013
When I was born
I drooled and belched
And made smells that were bad.

But I grew up
And stopped all that,
So why the hell can't dad?

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Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4774 May 10, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
When I was born
I drooled and belched
And made smells that were bad.
But I grew up
And stopped all that,
So why the hell can't dad?
He kept your childhood contributions in a savings account and is now returning them to you?

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

Level 9

Since: Apr 12

Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#4775 May 10, 2013
Is there not anything better than posting on Topix and squabbling with other posters,...? Or is this entertainment at its finest,...?

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Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4776 May 11, 2013
I think I know how Armageddon will start...

It all begins with a question:

"Do I look fat in this dress?"

And the person who is supposed to answer that question says to his friend:

"Hold my beer and watch this..."

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#4777 May 11, 2013
When I was a kid, the only priest I listened to was Judas.

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