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May 7, 2013
 

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Just to be different today I'm going to make a couple of posts telepathically, so if you think if something funny... that was ME.

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#4756
May 7, 2013
 
Hoof Arted wrote:
Just to be different today I'm going to make a couple of posts telepathically, so if you think if something funny... that was ME.
Hahahahahahahahaha, and then what happened?

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#4757
May 7, 2013
 
I'm sending it telepathically..........

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#4758
May 7, 2013
 
Wow! I just now received it. Explain it again, I didn't get it?

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#4759
May 8, 2013
 
The Suez Canal runs north and south between east and west oceans.

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#4760
May 8, 2013
 
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
Wow! I just now received it. Explain it again, I didn't get it?
LOL

Try this......

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May 8, 2013
 

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Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>LOL

Try this......
Oh my gosh, how funny! I laughed so hard I think I snorted out loud. Now that's attractive!

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#4762
May 8, 2013
 
Think about an umbrella.

What if, instead of an inverted bowl shape to provide a cone of dryness, we inverted them to a bowl to catch water.

Would that lessen the chance of flooding in major cities?

Imagine 8 million people in NYC catching 1 or 2 gallons of water just by standing outside for a while during a major storm.

And those umbrellas could refill the water cooler bottles with fresh rain.

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#4763
May 8, 2013
 
I think the Emergency Broadcast System alert needs to be shortened to the first EEERRRNNNNTTTT.

I've been pretty well trained that as soon as I hear that, I'm reflexively changing the TV or radio channel.

If I still hear it on 2 or 3 channel changes, it might not be just a test.

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May 8, 2013
 

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You know what Tickle Me Elmo toys get right before leaving the factory? A test tickle.

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Spotted Girl wrote:
You know what Tickle Me Elmo toys get right before leaving the factory? A test tickle.
And here is how we know the quality of our civilization is descending.

In the good old days, there would have been two test tickles.

It begs the question of how we'll survive beyond the next generation when there are no tests at all.

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#4766
May 9, 2013
 
Hey, there is no need to get teste about it. :)

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Spotted Girl wrote:
Hey, there is no need to get teste about it.:)
Good morning SG!

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#4768
May 9, 2013
 
DondoDork wrote:
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Good morning SG!
Hi there!

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I'm finally convinced that women are better at multi tasking than men. Last night, at dinner, my elderly mother in law sneezed, spit her teeth out, farted, and peed herself all at the same time.

I can't top that.

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Hoof Arted wrote:
I'm finally convinced that women are better at multi tasking than men. Last night, at dinner, my elderly mother in law sneezed, spit her teeth out, farted, and peed herself all at the same time.
I can't top that.
thanks for telepathically sending me a visual with that, lmao!

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#4772
May 9, 2013
 
Yes, spam is a bad mental picture.

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#4773
May 9, 2013
 
When I was born
I drooled and belched
And made smells that were bad.

But I grew up
And stopped all that,
So why the hell can't dad?

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#4774
May 10, 2013
 
Hoof Arted wrote:
When I was born
I drooled and belched
And made smells that were bad.
But I grew up
And stopped all that,
So why the hell can't dad?
He kept your childhood contributions in a savings account and is now returning them to you?

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#4775
May 10, 2013
 
Is there not anything better than posting on Topix and squabbling with other posters,...? Or is this entertainment at its finest,...?

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