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The flute.

Now who came up with the idea to blow through a hole in a hollow tube in the first place? Apparently, it was such a good idea, they drilled holes down the tube to change the pitch and then blow a melody.

Not that I'm complaining... I like the flute. But it just seems someone had way too much time on their hands. Weren't they trying to fend off lions and tigers and bears (say it, you know you want to)?

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The flute.
Now who came up with the idea to blow through a hole in a hollow tube in the first place? Apparently, it was such a good idea, they drilled holes down the tube to change the pitch and then blow a melody.
Not that I'm complaining... I like the flute. But it just seems someone had way too much time on their hands. Weren't they trying to fend off lions and tigers and bears (say it, you know you want to)?
Oh My..greymouser.. Where ya been??..Stupid things to ponder..WHY some Sci-Fi movies are so realistic and some are ridiculous???

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Apr 22, 2013
 
Why do they call it a Kindle if you can't burn it?

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Apr 22, 2013
 
The possibility to choose our friends is there, but how often do we actually do it? Think about your own close circle of friends. How many of them did you choose? How many stumbled into your life through circumstances like work, school, or Topix?

The sad truth is, while we have the option of choosing our friends, more often than not our friendships are determined by circumstances just as our relatives are determined by circumstances.

Is this bad? Considering our friends influence who we are more than anything else in the history of the world, yes, I’d say it’s bad. It’s bad because allowing circumstances to determine our friends is allowing circumstances to determine who we are. Not too responsible a life if you ask me. Hug your friends and choose wisely.

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Apr 22, 2013
 

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Keebler elves live in and bake their cookies in a hollow tree.

Which must be code for a holo-tree.

"We are need more chocolate chips! Make it so, Number 1!"

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#4719
Apr 23, 2013
 
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

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#4720
Apr 23, 2013
 
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,I think Ill squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?...

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#4721
Apr 23, 2013
 
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but dont point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?

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Apr 23, 2013
 
If you play a blank tape at full volume will it drive the mime next door crazy?

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#4723
Apr 23, 2013
 
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
The ones that don't kill each other.

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Apr 23, 2013
 
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
If you play a blank tape at full volume will it drive the mime next door crazy?
It would certainly be exercising your Miranda rights.

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Double standards disgust me.

When a man sleeps with a ton of women they call him a stud.

When a woman sleeps with a ton of women they call her a lesbian.

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Apr 23, 2013
 
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> Oh My..greymouser.. Where ya been??..Stupid things to ponder..WHY some Sci-Fi movies are so realistic and some are ridiculous???
Heya CC. Hope you're doing ok. I pop in every other day or so on threads that don't move 1000 posts a day. It takes too much time to keep up.

If I see a sale sign for 99.99, could I get that item for 66.66 because I did a handstand and saw it upside down?

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Spotted Girl wrote:
Why do they call it a Kindle if you can't burn it?
But it could stoke fires of emotion when you read a really bad book.

Think of it as the equivalent of obscure messages on a printer like "PC Load Letter." And you are inflammed to break out the sledgehammer.

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Apr 23, 2013
 
NeverMissed wrote:
Double standards disgust me.
When a man sleeps with a ton of women they call him a stud.
When a woman sleeps with a ton of women they call her a lesbian.
If there are double standards, are there triple standards?

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greymouser wrote:
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If there are double standards, are there triple standards?
I'm sure there are an ifinite number of standards depending on viewpoint and culture.

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The Republican party often will expess the importance about bringing democracy to totalitarian governments, yet they will adamantly insist that the U.S. is a republic and not a democracy.

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One state planned to make cigarettes available only by prescription. So what what diagnosis would warrant prescribing cigarettes?
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Apr 25, 2013
 
Why is the sex talk called the " Birds & Bees" when it has nothing to do with eother of them?

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Nursingmommys5 wrote:
Why is the sex talk called the " Birds & Bees" when it has nothing to do with eother of them?
I may have stumbled into that. I was answering questions on a Q&A type site. One question that I kept seeing in various forms was, "Where is a plant's penis?" I answered that a plant's genitalia is in the flowers. The pistils are the ovaries and the stamens function as testes. Pollen is the sperm cells. Now plants need pollination agents. They are hummingbirds and bees. So birds and bees are how plants have sex.

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