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Spotted World

#4716 Apr 22, 2013
Why do they call it a Kindle if you can't burn it?

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Since: Jun 12

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#4717 Apr 22, 2013
The possibility to choose our friends is there, but how often do we actually do it? Think about your own close circle of friends. How many of them did you choose? How many stumbled into your life through circumstances like work, school, or Topix?

The sad truth is, while we have the option of choosing our friends, more often than not our friendships are determined by circumstances just as our relatives are determined by circumstances.

Is this bad? Considering our friends influence who we are more than anything else in the history of the world, yes, I’d say it’s bad. It’s bad because allowing circumstances to determine our friends is allowing circumstances to determine who we are. Not too responsible a life if you ask me. Hug your friends and choose wisely.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4718 Apr 22, 2013
Keebler elves live in and bake their cookies in a hollow tree.

Which must be code for a holo-tree.

"We are need more chocolate chips! Make it so, Number 1!"

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#4719 Apr 23, 2013
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#4720 Apr 23, 2013
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,I think Ill squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?...

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#4721 Apr 23, 2013
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but dont point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#4722 Apr 23, 2013
If you play a blank tape at full volume will it drive the mime next door crazy?

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4723 Apr 23, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
The ones that don't kill each other.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4724 Apr 23, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
If you play a blank tape at full volume will it drive the mime next door crazy?
It would certainly be exercising your Miranda rights.

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#4725 Apr 23, 2013
Double standards disgust me.

When a man sleeps with a ton of women they call him a stud.

When a woman sleeps with a ton of women they call her a lesbian.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4726 Apr 23, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> Oh My..greymouser.. Where ya been??..Stupid things to ponder..WHY some Sci-Fi movies are so realistic and some are ridiculous???
Heya CC. Hope you're doing ok. I pop in every other day or so on threads that don't move 1000 posts a day. It takes too much time to keep up.

If I see a sale sign for 99.99, could I get that item for 66.66 because I did a handstand and saw it upside down?

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4727 Apr 23, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Why do they call it a Kindle if you can't burn it?
But it could stoke fires of emotion when you read a really bad book.

Think of it as the equivalent of obscure messages on a printer like "PC Load Letter." And you are inflammed to break out the sledgehammer.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4728 Apr 23, 2013
NeverMissed wrote:
Double standards disgust me.
When a man sleeps with a ton of women they call him a stud.
When a woman sleeps with a ton of women they call her a lesbian.
If there are double standards, are there triple standards?

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#4729 Apr 24, 2013
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>
If there are double standards, are there triple standards?
I'm sure there are an ifinite number of standards depending on viewpoint and culture.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#4731 Apr 25, 2013
The Republican party often will expess the importance about bringing democracy to totalitarian governments, yet they will adamantly insist that the U.S. is a republic and not a democracy.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4732 Apr 25, 2013
One state planned to make cigarettes available only by prescription. So what what diagnosis would warrant prescribing cigarettes?
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Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#4733 Apr 25, 2013
Why is the sex talk called the " Birds & Bees" when it has nothing to do with eother of them?

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Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4734 Apr 25, 2013
Nursingmommys5 wrote:
Why is the sex talk called the " Birds & Bees" when it has nothing to do with eother of them?
I may have stumbled into that. I was answering questions on a Q&A type site. One question that I kept seeing in various forms was, "Where is a plant's penis?" I answered that a plant's genitalia is in the flowers. The pistils are the ovaries and the stamens function as testes. Pollen is the sperm cells. Now plants need pollination agents. They are hummingbirds and bees. So birds and bees are how plants have sex.

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#4735 Apr 25, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
I may have stumbled into that. I was answering questions on a Q&A type site. One question that I kept seeing in various forms was, "Where is a plant's penis?" I answered that a plant's genitalia is in the flowers. The pistils are the ovaries and the stamens function as testes. Pollen is the sperm cells. Now plants need pollination agents. They are hummingbirds and bees. So birds and bees are how plants have sex.
... im gonna go release some pollen ...

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#4736 Apr 25, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
One state planned to make cigarettes available only by prescription. So what what diagnosis would warrant prescribing cigarettes?
have you ever seen someone who needed a cigarette that couldn't have one!

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