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#4549
Mar 16, 2013
 
Why are there a dozen eggs per box? How did a dozen get settled on.

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#4550
Mar 16, 2013
 

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DC tells it like it is wrote:
Why are there a dozen eggs per box? How did a dozen get settled on.
It's a chic thing..!

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Mar 16, 2013
 

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Hoof Arted wrote:
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I don't take any shhh..... er, poop.
I carted. That's how much I give a Shhhh.

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#4552
Mar 16, 2013
 
How do they get those little red things in the olive?

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Mar 17, 2013
 

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HA! Auto-correct changed it from farted to carted. Lol.

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Mar 17, 2013
 

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Indigo Blue wrote:
How do they get those little red things in the olive?


I've always been curious about that too, so I GOOGLE'd it!
"I LOVE GOOGLE!"

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#4556
Mar 17, 2013
 
Why is it when you take medicine that's suppose to cure what's wrong with you makes you feel like you have something else wrong with you?

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#4557
Mar 17, 2013
 
NeverMissed wrote:
HA! Auto-correct changed it from farted to carted. Lol.
Auto-correct really gets my toga.

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#4558
Mar 17, 2013
 
That's to get you to buy more medicine
they aren't called 'drugs' for no reason

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#4559
Mar 17, 2013
 
If you stop and think about it, "Don't let anyone tell you what to do" is impossible advice to follow.

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Mar 17, 2013
 
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
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I've always been curious about that too, so I GOOGLE'd it!
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Interesting. Thank you.
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Mar 17, 2013
 

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How does a blind man know when he's done wiping his ass?

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#4562
Mar 17, 2013
 
If the plural of wish is wishes, why isn't the plural of fish, fishes?

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Mar 17, 2013
 

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Greenbrier Valley Girl wrote:
If the plural of wish is wishes, why isn't the plural of fish, fishes?
It is, when used in the verb form. But as a noun, fish is plural. I hadn't paid attention to that part until now.

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#4564
Mar 17, 2013
 
Spotted Girl wrote:
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It is, when used in the verb form. But as a noun, fish is plural. I hadn't paid attention to that part until now.
I know lol It's just one of those Stupid Things to Ponder...
me u no

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Mar 17, 2013
 

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Why a woman would continue to have children with a married man??? That refuses to leave his wife??? Humm let's pounder.... Could it be low self esteem or could it be a learning disability? Let's all think for a min...... Rock On Dudes lets drink like a fish and forget everything ( god forgives all right??)

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#4566
Mar 17, 2013
 
Greenbrier Valley Girl wrote:
<quoted text>I know lol It's just one of those Stupid Things to Ponder...
Oh, and I made a mistake in what I said. Verbs that end in S are usually singular. "We fish" is plural, and "he fishes" is singular. So why do nouns end it S to make them plural, while verbs end in S to make them singular?

And idioms always give plenty to ponder. We read about "sanitary sewer" caps, and drinks being located on the house.

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#4567
Mar 17, 2013
 
me u no wrote:
Why a woman would continue to have children with a married man??? That refuses to leave his wife??? Humm let's pounder.... Could it be low self esteem or could it be a learning disability? Let's all think for a min...... Rock On Dudes lets drink like a fish and forget everything ( god forgives all right??)
Or she could be les/bi and wants the kids and not really the man.

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Being bisexual is putting your hands down someone's pants and being happy with whatever you find.

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#4569
Mar 18, 2013
 
SAMIAMNOT wrote:
How does a blind man know when he's done wiping his ass?
By smell?

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