“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#4549 Mar 16, 2013
Why are there a dozen eggs per box? How did a dozen get settled on.

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#4550 Mar 16, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Why are there a dozen eggs per box? How did a dozen get settled on.
It's a chic thing..!

:)

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

Brighton, MI

#4551 Mar 16, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't take any shhh..... er, poop.
I carted. That's how much I give a Shhhh.

Level 4

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#4552 Mar 16, 2013
How do they get those little red things in the olive?

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

Toledo, OH

#4553 Mar 17, 2013
HA! Auto-correct changed it from farted to carted. Lol.

“*Merry Christmas*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#4555 Mar 17, 2013
Indigo Blue wrote:
How do they get those little red things in the olive?


I've always been curious about that too, so I GOOGLE'd it!
"I LOVE GOOGLE!"

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#4556 Mar 17, 2013
Why is it when you take medicine that's suppose to cure what's wrong with you makes you feel like you have something else wrong with you?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#4557 Mar 17, 2013
NeverMissed wrote:
HA! Auto-correct changed it from farted to carted. Lol.
Auto-correct really gets my toga.

“*Merry Christmas*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#4558 Mar 17, 2013
That's to get you to buy more medicine
they aren't called 'drugs' for no reason

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#4559 Mar 17, 2013
If you stop and think about it, "Don't let anyone tell you what to do" is impossible advice to follow.

Level 4

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#4560 Mar 17, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
<quoted text>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =on1sKbjZm00XX
I've always been curious about that too, so I GOOGLE'd it!
"I LOVE GOOGLE!"
Interesting. Thank you.
SAMIAMNOT

Pryor, OK

#4561 Mar 17, 2013
How does a blind man know when he's done wiping his ass?

Level 3

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#4562 Mar 17, 2013
If the plural of wish is wishes, why isn't the plural of fish, fishes?

“Stop libel and bullying.”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4563 Mar 17, 2013
Greenbrier Valley Girl wrote:
If the plural of wish is wishes, why isn't the plural of fish, fishes?
It is, when used in the verb form. But as a noun, fish is plural. I hadn't paid attention to that part until now.

Level 3

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#4564 Mar 17, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
It is, when used in the verb form. But as a noun, fish is plural. I hadn't paid attention to that part until now.
I know lol It's just one of those Stupid Things to Ponder...
me u no

Huntington, WV

#4565 Mar 17, 2013
Why a woman would continue to have children with a married man??? That refuses to leave his wife??? Humm let's pounder.... Could it be low self esteem or could it be a learning disability? Let's all think for a min...... Rock On Dudes lets drink like a fish and forget everything ( god forgives all right??)

“Stop libel and bullying.”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4566 Mar 17, 2013
Greenbrier Valley Girl wrote:
<quoted text>I know lol It's just one of those Stupid Things to Ponder...
Oh, and I made a mistake in what I said. Verbs that end in S are usually singular. "We fish" is plural, and "he fishes" is singular. So why do nouns end it S to make them plural, while verbs end in S to make them singular?

And idioms always give plenty to ponder. We read about "sanitary sewer" caps, and drinks being located on the house.

“Stop libel and bullying.”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4567 Mar 17, 2013
me u no wrote:
Why a woman would continue to have children with a married man??? That refuses to leave his wife??? Humm let's pounder.... Could it be low self esteem or could it be a learning disability? Let's all think for a min...... Rock On Dudes lets drink like a fish and forget everything ( god forgives all right??)
Or she could be les/bi and wants the kids and not really the man.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#4568 Mar 18, 2013
Being bisexual is putting your hands down someone's pants and being happy with whatever you find.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4569 Mar 18, 2013
SAMIAMNOT wrote:
How does a blind man know when he's done wiping his ass?
By smell?

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