“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#4529 Mar 13, 2013
Lettuce be serious for a moment..

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#4530 Mar 13, 2013
I can't beet that suggestion.
Level 6

Since: Nov 12

manchester

#4531 Mar 13, 2013
youre self

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4532 Mar 13, 2013
Didja hear about the farmer with no crops planted? He's a jolly good fallow.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#4533 Mar 13, 2013
He didn't carrot all

Level 4

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#4534 Mar 13, 2013
You guys are corny. Lol

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4535 Mar 13, 2013
As long as the corn doesn't have poop in it.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#4536 Mar 14, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
As long as the corn doesn't have poop in it.
I don't take any shhh..... er, poop.

Level 4

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#4537 Mar 14, 2013
Don't give one either!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#4538 Mar 15, 2013
that's 'coz we don't carry it around with us.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#4539 Mar 15, 2013
It's just a curd to me how bad these puns are.

Level 4

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#4540 Mar 15, 2013
Lol.

Level 1

Since: Jun 08

Atrisco Village

#4541 Mar 15, 2013
Why me?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#4542 Mar 15, 2013
I've never sausage a bunch of worse puns.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#4543 Mar 15, 2013
Somebody writing an entire song about a guy named jimmy cracking corn.

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#4544 Mar 15, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Somebody writing an entire song about a guy named jimmy cracking corn.
But I don't care....

“Mind over Matter”

Level 8

Since: Oct 09

Location hidden

#4545 Mar 15, 2013
If humans came from monkeys ,, then why are there still monkeys ??

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#4546 Mar 15, 2013
Seems to me that organized people are just too lazy to look for stuff.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#4547 Mar 16, 2013
Why does the U.S. government say marijuana has no medicinal qualities and own patent #6630507 which says marijuana has medicinal qualities?

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#4548 Mar 16, 2013
How is it that people say marijuana is not addicting but can't go without smoking it?

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