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“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#4489 Mar 3, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
If you hit someone with a dictionary, is that physical abuse or verbal abuse?
I truly enjoy your wit & humor....
:)

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Since: Dec 10

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#4490 Mar 3, 2013
Thank you. I'll pass that along to the authors.

:)

“Hi!”

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Since: Jun 12

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#4491 Mar 3, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Thank you. I'll pass that along to the authors.

:)
Keep us laughing!

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#4492 Mar 4, 2013
ikryptoniter wrote:
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Believe or not I just asked that question at DMV.

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#4493 Mar 4, 2013
Always Wary wrote:
<quoted text>Believe or not I just asked that question at DMV.
I did my research and found that they put down natural hair color.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#4494 Mar 4, 2013
ikryptoniter wrote:
<quoted text>I did my research and found that they put down natural hair color.
She told me "none" is an option. I wanted "multi" for the color, they wouldn't do it.:)

“Gone in 16 seconds”

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Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#4495 Mar 4, 2013
Always Wary wrote:
<quoted text>She told me "none" is an option. I wanted "multi" for the color, they wouldn't do it.:)
Multi should be an option... What if a person dyes hair color...
Gives me another ponder: What color hair if you wore a wig?

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Since: Dec 10

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#4496 Mar 5, 2013
If World Boxing Titles are undisputed, what's all the fighting about?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4497 Mar 5, 2013
Why is it Bourbon Chicken doesn't taste like either one?

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Since: Dec 10

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#4498 Mar 6, 2013
My buddy accidentally slammed his finger in the door of his truck and now his 3-year-old grandson knows a NEW word.

And he's telling everybody.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4499 Mar 6, 2013
Imagine clicking that button saying 'email me whenever the topix forum is updated'

“Proud White Woman for life!”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4500 Mar 6, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
My buddy accidentally slammed his finger in the door of his truck and now his 3-year-old grandson knows a NEW word.
And he's telling everybody.
We say we don't want kids that young getting sex education, but parents accidentally give it to them all the time, sometimes with what they utter in excitement.

Level 1

Since: Feb 08

Yamashitacho, Japan

#4501 Mar 6, 2013
Japan' Evil Strategy about Kamikaze Pilots

http://book.geocities.jp/japans_conspiracy/01...

Kamikaze pilots were not valiant people. They were just victims by the ethnic cleansing by the Japanese imperial clan.

One of the unique strategies of the imperial clan is to let its enemy kill its nuisance instead of killing the nuisance by the clan itself.
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Since: Nov 12

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#4502 Mar 6, 2013
why do people say I had a slip and fall when a slip is bound to result in a fall.

Why is a slip and slide a toy when if you slip on ice you slide on your butt?

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#4503 Mar 6, 2013
HOW some movies THAT have Absolutely NO storyline... Make it to the Movie studios!!!!!

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Since: Dec 10

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#4504 Mar 7, 2013
Do aspiring hairdressers pretend to brush their hair with a microphone in front of a mirror?

“Why not”

Level 2

Since: Feb 09

Mine

#4505 Mar 8, 2013
I AM SO CONFUSED?

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#4506 Mar 8, 2013
WHERE THE FREAK does ALL this ALLERGY MUCUS cooooome from????

“Proud White Woman for life!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4507 Mar 8, 2013
But if you are really confused, would you be able to articulate that you are confused?

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#4508 Mar 8, 2013
Isn't it odd that asparagus makes your pee smell funny but it still tastes exactly the same?

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