Stupid things to ponder ...

“Hi!”

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#4469 Feb 28, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>I changed my internet password to "girls" because they're so hard to figure out.
Try to figure out Women! Lol!

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Orion's Belt

#4470 Mar 1, 2013
When a mother asks her child if it would like a spanking. Does she really expect the child to say..."sure...hit me with you best shot".

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#4471 Mar 1, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
When a mother asks her child if it would like a spanking. Does she really expect the child to say..."sure...hit me with you best shot".
My brother did. Ma knocked him down.

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#4472 Mar 1, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... i use "password" for anything that needs a password ...
I thought you were joking but signed in here with your username and the password "password."

You're having a ball over in the Topix dating forum.

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#4473 Mar 1, 2013
I'm headed home from work and just got stopped for texting while driving. LOL! What a waste of police time.

Don't these cops have anything better t

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#4474 Mar 1, 2013
If you have popcorn balls, should you see a doctor?
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#4475 Mar 1, 2013
My Topix horoscope today reads in part:

"The Sun is stimulating Uranus in your house of communication, so take your opportunities as they come."

Now I'm wondering if that phone call offering me shares in a alternative solar electrical source, was really blowing smoke up my ass or did I pass up a great offer?
;-)
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#4476 Mar 2, 2013
Someone please call 9-1-1.
I think a troll broke his funny bone off in the above post.

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#4477 Mar 2, 2013
After a girl loses her virginity, who gets the box that it came in?

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Spotted World

#4478 Mar 2, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
After a girl loses her virginity, who gets the box that it came in?
Him, and the next guy, and the next guy...

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#4479 Mar 2, 2013
Backwards spelled backwards is correct.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#4480 Mar 2, 2013
Are Cheerios just defective Alpha-Bits?

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#4481 Mar 2, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Are Cheerios just defective Alpha-Bits?
ooooooooooooo!
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Since: Nov 10

United States

#4482 Mar 2, 2013
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
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United States

#4483 Mar 2, 2013
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped
differently?

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#4484 Mar 2, 2013
Why am I sitting here at two in the morning watching the Mist?
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Since: Nov 10

United States

#4485 Mar 3, 2013
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

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#4486 Mar 3, 2013
This morning's paper had an article saying depression levels are at an all time low.

Is that good news or bad news?

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#4487 Mar 3, 2013
I like the name BOB it's easily spelled anyway you go about it!

How it that spelled?

BOB? or is it BOB??????

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#4488 Mar 3, 2013
If you hit someone with a dictionary, is that physical abuse or verbal abuse?

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