“If you see God,tell him.”

Level 3

Since: Aug 11

Location hidden

#4448 Feb 24, 2013
Scentless perfume ?

Level 4

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#4449 Feb 24, 2013
Why do people fight on this site?

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#4450 Feb 24, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Since I've heard that women always have one breast bigger than the other, I've realized I just have another reason to stare.
great, you know this thought is going to be running through my mind now every time I see a woman, especially Sara who works in the office that has very large breast, thanks....;)

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

Level 9

Since: Apr 12

Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#4451 Feb 24, 2013
Possibilities of Time Travel,...

“Daughter of a Preacher Man”

Level 2

Since: Feb 13

Hamilton, Ohio

#4452 Feb 24, 2013
Why doesn't the big dinosaur on the PBS kids' show with the train eat the littler ones?

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4453 Feb 27, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
After finding out there has been horse meat in my beef, I'm worried what's in the mayonnaise.
Considering your icon, you might be pondering whether you are ordering off the menu or about to become the menu...

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4454 Feb 27, 2013
Can you make jelly out of jellyfish?

If so, do you need to drink vinegar after eating a PB&Jellyfish sandwich to take the sting out?

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4455 Feb 27, 2013
I want some mangoes. Should I get off the boat?

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#4456 Feb 27, 2013
WHY OH WHY...doesn't the MOON have a ring around it.. like Saturn??... YO, GOD..Ahem...FASHION ACCESSORIZE.. 101..here... Thank you..

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#4457 Feb 28, 2013
How is it that only a child can open up childproof things?

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#4458 Feb 28, 2013
greymouser wrote:
I want some mangoes. Should I get off the boat?
... never leave the boat ... you could get eatin by a tiger ...

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#4459 Feb 28, 2013
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#4460 Feb 28, 2013
Why is it that when your parents become grandparents they decide to use your kids to make up for all the mistakes they made when you were a kid.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#4461 Feb 28, 2013
Never insult an Italian baker.

He'll beat the focaccia.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#4462 Feb 28, 2013
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>
Considering your icon, you might be pondering whether you are ordering off the menu or about to become the menu...
Where's the Galloping Gormet when you need him?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#4463 Feb 28, 2013
It's easier to change a condom than a diaper.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#4465 Feb 28, 2013
whitewido wrote:
girls
I changed my internet password to "girls" because they're so hard to figure out.

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#4466 Feb 28, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
It's easier to change a condom than a diaper.
Advice given to my son when he started getting serious with his girlfriend was condoms are cheaper than diapers!

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#4467 Feb 28, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>
I changed my internet password to "girls" because they're so hard to figure out.
i changed mine to password incorrect, so if I forget it my Internet tells me my password.

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#4468 Feb 28, 2013
... i use "password" for anything that needs a password ...

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