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#4365 Jan 24, 2013
Is there an echo in here or is it just me?

“Stop libel and bullying.”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4366 Jan 24, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Obama's swearing in ceremony is NOT yelling "You got four more years, a**hole."
Someone got contempt of court over similar. They were told to place their hand on the book and swear, and they cut loose with swear words.

“Right to Bear Puns”

Level 3

Since: Apr 11

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#4367 Jan 26, 2013
Why do we grow old so soon and smart so late?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#4368 Jan 26, 2013
I think I might have come up with a great way to keep men from breaking into my house. I'll replace the locks with bra fasteners.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#4369 Jan 27, 2013
My "bad cat" is now almost 15 years old and is showing some signs of slowing down. 15 is close to the average for the lifespan of a house cat. It is very possible he has no more than a few years to live which leads me to this item to ponder. Should I continue to call myself flbadcatowner after my cat passes (assuming that I outlive my cat)?
Burrhus Frederic Skinner

United States

#4370 Jan 27, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
My "bad cat" is now almost 15 years old and is showing some signs of slowing down. 15 is close to the average for the lifespan of a house cat. It is very possible he has no more than a few years to live which leads me to this item to ponder. Should I continue to call myself flbadcatowner after my cat passes (assuming that I outlive my cat)?
since you're larger, "big poosee" is apropos

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#4371 Jan 27, 2013
Burrhus Frederic Skinner wrote:
<quoted text>
since you're larger, "big poosee" is apropos
Why do proxy posting gray box trolls like you have so many socks? And why do you hypocritically falsely accuse others of things you are so obviously guilty of yourself?

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#4372 Jan 27, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Is there an echo in here or is it just me?
YOU.......you......you........ ..you..........you..........u. .........u..........

“Stop libel and bullying.”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4373 Jan 27, 2013
Do I see a cat fight?

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Since: Feb 12

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#4374 Jan 27, 2013
There is a dating site that advertises at the top of the topix page often. It can't be very successful because it shows the same people there - for almost a year. If they can't find them dates - how can they help you?

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#4375 Jan 27, 2013
... if a priest gets someone pregnant does the church pay child support ...???

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#4376 Jan 27, 2013
... if you can order an antipasto can ya order a propasto ...

“Stop libel and bullying.”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4377 Jan 27, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... if you can order an antipasto can ya order a propasto ...
Well, why can't you order pasta and antipasti and not gain weight?

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#4378 Jan 27, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, why can't you order pasta and antipasti and not gain weight?
High metoblism.. Do ya jog, swim or do push ups???..

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Since: Dec 10

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#4380 Jan 28, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
My "bad cat" is now almost 15 years old and is showing some signs of slowing down. 15 is close to the average for the lifespan of a house cat. It is very possible he has no more than a few years to live which leads me to this item to ponder. Should I continue to call myself flbadcatowner after my cat passes (assuming that I outlive my cat)?
Most everyone knows you as flbadcatowner. I know other forums will, if you change your moniker, automatically change all past posts to the new name, but if you change now you'll start from scratch.

Heh heh heh. "Start from scratch."

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Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#4381 Jan 28, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
My "bad cat" is now almost 15 years old and is showing some signs of slowing down. 15 is close to the average for the lifespan of a house cat. It is very possible he has no more than a few years to live which leads me to this item to ponder. Should I continue to call myself flbadcatowner after my cat passes (assuming that I outlive my cat)?
You can send an email to Topix and ask for a name change.
You give them three suggestions and they will pick one for you.
You keep the same addy and post counts.
BRB with a link to that:

OK go to feedback and choose Get help with my account.
A tray will open asking what kind of help.
Choose change name.
They will send you an email and you carry on from there.

Don't know if this link will work:
http://www.topix.com/ext/feedback...

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

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Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#4382 Jan 29, 2013
Why do yous guys find it hard to believe there could be more than one bloger from a continant big as Australia?

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Since: Dec 10

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#4383 Jan 29, 2013
Melody_E wrote:
Why do yous guys find it hard to believe there could be more than one bloger from a continant big as Australia?
??

People been ragging you about being a sock or something like that?

“Nirvana”

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Since: Mar 12

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#4384 Jan 29, 2013
when I was a kid for a few years I pondered this....we were friends with twin girls & on going to their house one day found they had a playhouse in the garden. The girls were called Mandy & Wendy. They called the playhouse a Wendyhouse.....pondered why one twin was favoured over the other in having ownership of this

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4385 Jan 29, 2013
Duct tape can't fix stupid.

But it CAN muffle the sound.

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