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Since: Jan 13

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#4325 Jan 14, 2013
Why my wife won't get that breast enlargement done?

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Since: Dec 10

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#4326 Jan 14, 2013
Does anyone else think it's kinda suspicious how the guy on Channel Four News seems to know about things happening before anyone else?

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#4327 Jan 15, 2013
Where does belly button lint come from???
@}-'--,---

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Since: May 12

Sweet Home Alabama

#4328 Jan 15, 2013
Wildbluerose wrote:
Where does belly button lint come from???
@}-'--,---
The Belly Button Lint Fairy? lol

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#4329 Jan 16, 2013
Wildbluerose wrote:
Where does belly button lint come from???
@}-'--,---
ha! IKR, how about that dirt that gets in the very corner of your toe nail on your big toe? I mean I keep em clipped, I wear clean socks, wtf?

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#4330 Jan 16, 2013
I used to feed squirrels from a distance using a golf club.

I drove them nuts.

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#4331 Jan 16, 2013
It was mentioned on Animal Planet that the Blue whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10% enters the female.

Do you suppose THAT'S why the sea tastes salty?

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#4332 Jan 16, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
It was mentioned on Animal Planet that the Blue whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10% enters the female.
Do you suppose THAT'S why the sea tastes salty?
Err, Dude. How many do ya think are going to speculate on the taste of fish chum? Gonna go wash my eyes out with soap now and pray I can forget ever reading this.

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#4333 Jan 16, 2013
What would happen if one
was to replace a regular keg at a
party with a specially-blended
non-alcoholic brew?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4334 Jan 16, 2013
ikryptoniter wrote:
What would happen if one
was to replace a regular keg at a
party with a specially-blended
non-alcoholic brew?
Bodily injury if they figure out it was you?

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#4335 Jan 16, 2013
Why does ice and snow melt when it's still below freezing outside??
@}-'--,---

“Stop libel and bullying.”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4336 Jan 16, 2013
Prolol Tart wrote:
<quoted text>Err, Dude. How many do ya think are going to speculate on the taste of fish chum? Gonna go wash my eyes out with soap now and pray I can forget ever reading this.
Visine I, gets the Internet out.

“Stop libel and bullying.”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4337 Jan 16, 2013
Wildbluerose wrote:
Why does ice and snow melt when it's still below freezing outside??
@}-'--,---
The salt lowers the freezing point.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

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#4338 Jan 16, 2013
Can a coyote annoy a buffalo?

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#4339 Jan 16, 2013
I fish wrote:
Can a coyote annoy a buffalo?
I guess if he bites him in the rear, yeah!

lol I wonder if you agree?

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#4340 Jan 16, 2013
Why the clothing manufactories thinks if you have big boob you have those big arms?
Never can find a sleeveless top without those hugh arm holes...way too big!!!!

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4341 Jan 16, 2013
I fish wrote:
Can a coyote annoy a buffalo?
Yep.

The guy who scores the series winning goal securing the Stanley Cup for Phoenix over the Sabres.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#4342 Jan 16, 2013
I wonder who decided the color green would signify go, and red for stop or yellow for caution?

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#4343 Jan 17, 2013
Why is red called red and etc.?

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#4344 Jan 17, 2013
A book I ordered about practical jokes was delivered today. When I opened it, all the pages were blank and fell on the floor.

I shoulda known.

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