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Why my wife won't get that breast enlargement done?

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Does anyone else think it's kinda suspicious how the guy on Channel Four News seems to know about things happening before anyone else?

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Where does belly button lint come from???
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Where does belly button lint come from???
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The Belly Button Lint Fairy? lol

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Where does belly button lint come from???
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ha! IKR, how about that dirt that gets in the very corner of your toe nail on your big toe? I mean I keep em clipped, I wear clean socks, wtf?

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I used to feed squirrels from a distance using a golf club.

I drove them nuts.

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It was mentioned on Animal Planet that the Blue whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10% enters the female.

Do you suppose THAT'S why the sea tastes salty?

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It was mentioned on Animal Planet that the Blue whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10% enters the female.
Do you suppose THAT'S why the sea tastes salty?
Err, Dude. How many do ya think are going to speculate on the taste of fish chum? Gonna go wash my eyes out with soap now and pray I can forget ever reading this.

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What would happen if one
was to replace a regular keg at a
party with a specially-blended
non-alcoholic brew?

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What would happen if one
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non-alcoholic brew?
Bodily injury if they figure out it was you?

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Why does ice and snow melt when it's still below freezing outside??
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<quoted text>Err, Dude. How many do ya think are going to speculate on the taste of fish chum? Gonna go wash my eyes out with soap now and pray I can forget ever reading this.
Visine I, gets the Internet out.

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Why does ice and snow melt when it's still below freezing outside??
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The salt lowers the freezing point.

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Can a coyote annoy a buffalo?
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I fish wrote:
Can a coyote annoy a buffalo?
I guess if he bites him in the rear, yeah!

lol I wonder if you agree?

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Jan 16, 2013
 
Why the clothing manufactories thinks if you have big boob you have those big arms?
Never can find a sleeveless top without those hugh arm holes...way too big!!!!

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I fish wrote:
Can a coyote annoy a buffalo?
Yep.

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I wonder who decided the color green would signify go, and red for stop or yellow for caution?

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Why is red called red and etc.?

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A book I ordered about practical jokes was delivered today. When I opened it, all the pages were blank and fell on the floor.

I shoulda known.

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