Stupid things to ponder ...

[oldsugar]

South Dakota weather
($%$^&*&**^^**@#$#

[liam cul8r]

Uh Clem wrote:

How can you tell whether you have Rockin' Pneumonia or the Boogie Woogie Flu?

Im not sure, but I think I've got one of them because I'm hot blooded, check it and see, I've got a fever of a 103!

[Hoof Arted]

Would twin police officers be called copies?

[redneck]

liam cul8r wrote:

<quoted text>Im not sure, but I think I've got one of them because I'm hot blooded, check it and see, I've got a fever of a 103!

Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up...call me in the morning....

[quilterqueen]

Al Gore's global warming, or just Al Gore?

[Wildbluerose]

The Future...
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[Uh Clem]

Would the task of grouping eggs into crates of 12 dozen be described as 'engrossing'?

[From the Trailer]

Why my wife won't get that breast enlargement done?

[Hoof Arted]

Does anyone else think it's kinda suspicious how the guy on Channel Four News seems to know about things happening before anyone else?

[Wildbluerose]

Where does belly button lint come from???
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[In-Like-Flynn]

Wildbluerose wrote:

Where does belly button lint come from???
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The Belly Button Lint Fairy? lol

[liam cul8r]

Wildbluerose wrote:

Where does belly button lint come from???
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ha! IKR, how about that dirt that gets in the very corner of your toe nail on your big toe? I mean I keep em clipped, I wear clean socks, wtf?

[Hoof Arted]

I used to feed squirrels from a distance using a golf club.

I drove them nuts.

[Hoof Arted]

It was mentioned on Animal Planet that the Blue whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10% enters the female.

Do you suppose THAT'S why the sea tastes salty?

[Prolol Tart]

Hoof Arted wrote:

It was mentioned on Animal Planet that the Blue whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10% enters the female.
Do you suppose THAT'S why the sea tastes salty?

Err, Dude. How many do ya think are going to speculate on the taste of fish chum? Gonna go wash my eyes out with soap now and pray I can forget ever reading this.

[DustNBones]

What would happen if one
was to replace a regular keg at a
party with a specially-blended
non-alcoholic brew?

[Uh Clem]

ikryptoniter wrote:

What would happen if one
was to replace a regular keg at a
party with a specially-blended
non-alcoholic brew?

Bodily injury if they figure out it was you?

[Wildbluerose]

Why does ice and snow melt when it's still below freezing outside??
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[Spotted Girl]

Prolol Tart wrote:

<quoted text>Err, Dude. How many do ya think are going to speculate on the taste of fish chum? Gonna go wash my eyes out with soap now and pray I can forget ever reading this.

Visine I, gets the Internet out.

[Spotted Girl]

Wildbluerose wrote:

Why does ice and snow melt when it's still below freezing outside??
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The salt lowers the freezing point.