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#4303 Jan 12, 2013
If someone invented a perpetual motion machine, would it have an off button?

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Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4304 Jan 12, 2013
I'm hungry so I looked at the Judge It! options for inspiration.

Hmmm.

Spam.
Nuts.
Incendiary (high heat, I guess)

Toss in some butter, garlic and onion. Salad on the side.

That's so crazy, it just might work!

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#4305 Jan 12, 2013
If I could get a time machine I'd go back to the days of the dinosaurs and bury a dog holding a bow and arrow and wearing a crown.

Imaging archaeologists trying to explain THAT?

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4306 Jan 12, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
If I could get a time machine I'd go back to the days of the dinosaurs and bury a dog holding a bow and arrow and wearing a crown.
Imaging archaeologists trying to explain THAT?
No problem.

I, too, would go to Rent-A-Time-Machine(tm) and go back in time to take a Polaroid of you burying that dog.

And I'd be able to return that rental just minutes before the late charge!

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Since: Dec 10

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#4307 Jan 12, 2013
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>
No problem.
I, too, would go to Rent-A-Time-Machine(tm) and go back in time to take a Polaroid of you burying that dog.
And I'd be able to return that rental just minutes before the late charge!


Rats. Foiled again.

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Since: Dec 10

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#4308 Jan 12, 2013
I've been working on a time machine and have a prototype made. It has a few glitches, though. So far I can only go forward in time. And very, very slowly.

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Since: Feb 12

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#4309 Jan 12, 2013
Global warming

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#4310 Jan 12, 2013
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>
<Eschelon> Intercept. Threat Detected.
<BPSEALCOMMAND> ACK. Team Dispatched.
<BlackHelicopterSQD> Orders received.
.
.
.
<BlackHelicopterSQD> Target liam cul8r acquired. Love Doves mailed.
<BPSEALCOMMAND> ACK
<BlackHelicopterSQD> Love Doves landed on hospital.
<BPSEALCOMMAND> dammit! XE Doves SUX! Issuing thumbs down on website.
<BPSEALCOMMAND> Eschelon Cover.
<Eschelon> Antarctic Penguins.
<Eschelon> Press Release issued.
.
<NYTIMES> Headline - Hospital attacked by Antarctic Rebel Penguins. US demands UN issue strongly worded letter. Congress declares War on Ice.
.
<Eschelon> Tracking liam cul8r...
okay, I'm kind of scared right now!

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Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Where I am at .

#4311 Jan 12, 2013
I found this bone in the back yard and can't remember who it was !

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Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#4312 Jan 12, 2013
Indiana Weather...
@}-'--,---

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4314 Jan 13, 2013
How can you tell whether you have Rockin' Pneumonia or the Boogie Woogie Flu?

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Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#4316 Jan 13, 2013
How many space travel movies from the past utilized antiquated systems of navigation by today's standards?

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Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#4317 Jan 13, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
How can you tell whether you have Rockin' Pneumonia or the Boogie Woogie Flu?
Who put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp? There are at least three competing claims as to who was responsible.


http://www.youtube.com/watch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Where I am at .

#4318 Jan 13, 2013
South Dakota weather
($%$^&*&**^^**@#$#

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#4319 Jan 13, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
How can you tell whether you have Rockin' Pneumonia or the Boogie Woogie Flu?
Im not sure, but I think I've got one of them because I'm hot blooded, check it and see, I've got a fever of a 103!

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#4320 Jan 13, 2013
Would twin police officers be called copies?
redneck

Selma, OR

#4321 Jan 13, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>Im not sure, but I think I've got one of them because I'm hot blooded, check it and see, I've got a fever of a 103!
Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up...call me in the morning....

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#4322 Jan 13, 2013
Al Gore's global warming, or just Al Gore?

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Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#4323 Jan 14, 2013
The Future...
@}-'--,---

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4324 Jan 14, 2013
Would the task of grouping eggs into crates of 12 dozen be described as 'engrossing'?

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