Stupid things to ponder ...

[liam cul8r]

Why can't a generator power itself and just run forever?

[Uh Clem]

I heard someone on the radio say that a woman has an abortion every 94 seconds.

Who *IS* this woman?

[Uh Clem]

I survived the holidays by taking anti-christamines every 4 hours throughout December.

[oldsugar]

She must be from another area ? Or planet ! Boy has she been busy !

[greymouser]

Hoof Arted wrote:

I wish I knew morse code for the letter S ...

Morse code is too easily hacked now.

I send all my telegraph messages in morse encrypted code. If it's not that important, I use the stealth Pony Express.

[greymouser]

Hoof Arted wrote:

I've read that Armstrong has been stripped of all his titles. Does that mean he's not the first man in the moon anymore?

It's worse than that.

Now we have to send someone to the moon again.

Little known made up fact - Armstrong pee'd his name on the moon dust.

[greymouser]

liam cul8r wrote:

Why can't a generator power itself and just run forever?

<Eschelon> Intercept. Threat Detected.
<BPSEALCOMMAND> ACK. Team Dispatched.
<BlackHelicopterSQD> Orders received.
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<BlackHelicopterSQD> Target liam cul8r acquired. Love Doves mailed.
<BPSEALCOMMAND> ACK
<BlackHelicopterSQD> Love Doves landed on hospital.
<BPSEALCOMMAND> dammit! XE Doves SUX! Issuing thumbs down on website.
<BPSEALCOMMAND> Eschelon Cover.
<Eschelon> Antarctic Penguins.
<Eschelon> Press Release issued.
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<NYTIMES> Headline - Hospital attacked by Antarctic Rebel Penguins. US demands UN issue strongly worded letter. Congress declares War on Ice.
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<Eschelon> Tracking liam cul8r...

[TenderTink]

If someone invented a perpetual motion machine, would it have an off button?

[greymouser]

I'm hungry so I looked at the Judge It! options for inspiration.

Hmmm.

Spam.
Nuts.
Incendiary (high heat, I guess)

Toss in some butter, garlic and onion. Salad on the side.

That's so crazy, it just might work!

[Hoof Arted]

If I could get a time machine I'd go back to the days of the dinosaurs and bury a dog holding a bow and arrow and wearing a crown.

Imaging archaeologists trying to explain THAT?

[greymouser]

Hoof Arted wrote:

If I could get a time machine I'd go back to the days of the dinosaurs and bury a dog holding a bow and arrow and wearing a crown.
Imaging archaeologists trying to explain THAT?

No problem.

I, too, would go to Rent-A-Time-Machine(tm) and go back in time to take a Polaroid of you burying that dog.

And I'd be able to return that rental just minutes before the late charge!

[Hoof Arted]

greymouser wrote:

<quoted text>
No problem.
I, too, would go to Rent-A-Time-Machine(tm) and go back in time to take a Polaroid of you burying that dog.
And I'd be able to return that rental just minutes before the late charge!

Rats. Foiled again.

[Hoof Arted]

I've been working on a time machine and have a prototype made. It has a few glitches, though. So far I can only go forward in time. And very, very slowly.

[quilterqueen]

Global warming

[liam cul8r]

greymouser wrote:

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<Eschelon> Intercept. Threat Detected.
<BPSEALCOMMAND> ACK. Team Dispatched.
<BlackHelicopterSQD> Orders received.
.
.
.
<BlackHelicopterSQD> Target liam cul8r acquired. Love Doves mailed.
<BPSEALCOMMAND> ACK
<BlackHelicopterSQD> Love Doves landed on hospital.
<BPSEALCOMMAND> dammit! XE Doves SUX! Issuing thumbs down on website.
<BPSEALCOMMAND> Eschelon Cover.
<Eschelon> Antarctic Penguins.
<Eschelon> Press Release issued.
.
<NYTIMES> Headline - Hospital attacked by Antarctic Rebel Penguins. US demands UN issue strongly worded letter. Congress declares War on Ice.
.
<Eschelon> Tracking liam cul8r...

okay, I'm kind of scared right now!

[oldsugar]

I found this bone in the back yard and can't remember who it was !

[Wildbluerose]

Indiana Weather...
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[Uh Clem]

How can you tell whether you have Rockin' Pneumonia or the Boogie Woogie Flu?

[flbadcatowner]

How many space travel movies from the past utilized antiquated systems of navigation by today's standards?

[flbadcatowner]

Uh Clem wrote:

How can you tell whether you have Rockin' Pneumonia or the Boogie Woogie Flu?

Who put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp? There are at least three competing claims as to who was responsible.
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