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If someone invented a perpetual motion machine, would it have an off button?

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I'm hungry so I looked at the Judge It! options for inspiration.

Hmmm.

Spam.
Nuts.
Incendiary (high heat, I guess)

Toss in some butter, garlic and onion. Salad on the side.

That's so crazy, it just might work!

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If I could get a time machine I'd go back to the days of the dinosaurs and bury a dog holding a bow and arrow and wearing a crown.

Imaging archaeologists trying to explain THAT?

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If I could get a time machine I'd go back to the days of the dinosaurs and bury a dog holding a bow and arrow and wearing a crown.
Imaging archaeologists trying to explain THAT?
No problem.

I, too, would go to Rent-A-Time-Machine(tm) and go back in time to take a Polaroid of you burying that dog.

And I'd be able to return that rental just minutes before the late charge!

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greymouser wrote:
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No problem.
I, too, would go to Rent-A-Time-Machine(tm) and go back in time to take a Polaroid of you burying that dog.
And I'd be able to return that rental just minutes before the late charge!


Rats. Foiled again.

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I've been working on a time machine and have a prototype made. It has a few glitches, though. So far I can only go forward in time. And very, very slowly.

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Jan 12, 2013
 
Global warming

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greymouser wrote:
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I found this bone in the back yard and can't remember who it was !

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How can you tell whether you have Rockin' Pneumonia or the Boogie Woogie Flu?

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How many space travel movies from the past utilized antiquated systems of navigation by today's standards?

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Uh Clem wrote:
How can you tell whether you have Rockin' Pneumonia or the Boogie Woogie Flu?
Who put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp? There are at least three competing claims as to who was responsible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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Uh Clem wrote:
How can you tell whether you have Rockin' Pneumonia or the Boogie Woogie Flu?
Im not sure, but I think I've got one of them because I'm hot blooded, check it and see, I've got a fever of a 103!

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Would twin police officers be called copies?
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liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>Im not sure, but I think I've got one of them because I'm hot blooded, check it and see, I've got a fever of a 103!
Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up...call me in the morning....

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Al Gore's global warming, or just Al Gore?

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The Future...
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Would the task of grouping eggs into crates of 12 dozen be described as 'engrossing'?

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