immoral majority

Hamilton, Canada

#4283 Jan 11, 2013
quilterqueen wrote:
Just because I don't like someone's dirty poetry, why am I the bad guy?
Just because someone disagrees with your opinion, why are they the bad guy?

Level 7

Since: Feb 09

Casa Grande, AZ

#4284 Jan 11, 2013
quilterqueen wrote:
...my neighbor's fat son trying to put a roof on a house.
That's funny!(Why do
I keep picturing in my mind Santa Claus falling off the roof!?) LOL!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#4285 Jan 11, 2013
My buddy is trying to market a new hair styling product for blind men. He calls it Braille cream.

Level 2

Since: Oct 12

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#4286 Jan 11, 2013
If the moon landing was a hoax as some claim, where did all the money go to pay for it?
How much are astronauts paid?
Why do we never here what their familys are doing in the news or tabloids?
Why do we never here about the 3000 familys left behind during 911 except on the anniversaries or at memorials?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#4287 Jan 11, 2013
I've read that Armstrong has been stripped of all his titles. Does that mean he's not the first man in the moon anymore?

Level 7

Since: Feb 09

Casa Grande, AZ

#4288 Jan 11, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I've read that Armstrong has been stripped of all his titles. Does that mean he's not the first man in the moon anymore?
Now That is stupid!- Armstrong had a hammer!(I think he invented baking soda!)
Cybele

Riverside, CA

#4289 Jan 11, 2013
Why do we wear genes?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#4290 Jan 11, 2013
skybobbie wrote:
<quoted text>
Now That is stupid!- Armstrong had a hammer!(I think he invented baking soda!)
Oh. My. God. You're right.(I feel so foolish.)
LOLz

Afton, NY

#4291 Jan 11, 2013
Why do you have to enter @wherever.com when logging into your email account at most web sites? For example on google for gmail you have to enter xxxxx@gmail.com and msn you have to enter xxx@msn.com Seems like they should know you're at gmail.com or yahoo.com if you're tryin to log in there

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4292 Jan 11, 2013
LOLz wrote:
Why do you have to enter @wherever.com when logging into your email account at most web sites? For example on google for gmail you have to enter xxxxx@gmail.com and msn you have to enter xxx@msn.com Seems like they should know you're at gmail.com or yahoo.com if you're tryin to log in there
FYI, you do not have to enter the '@gmail.com' to log in there.

“Live Each Day and Have Fun !”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Where I am at .

#4293 Jan 11, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Do computers in prison have an escape key?
There are alot of smart ciminals , look at how people go to the web and figure out how to wack someone ! Good Thought though.

“Live Each Day and Have Fun !”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Where I am at .

#4294 Jan 11, 2013
Also Why do some people believe all they hear and blow their piehole"s before they have any idea what the subject is about ?

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#4295 Jan 11, 2013
Why the shoe company stop making half sizes after size 9 in woman shoes..and stop making wide width.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#4296 Jan 11, 2013
Why can't a generator power itself and just run forever?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4297 Jan 11, 2013
I heard someone on the radio say that a woman has an abortion every 94 seconds.

Who *IS* this woman?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4298 Jan 11, 2013
I survived the holidays by taking anti-christamines every 4 hours throughout December.

“Live Each Day and Have Fun !”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Where I am at .

#4299 Jan 11, 2013
She must be from another area ? Or planet ! Boy has she been busy !

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4300 Jan 11, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I wish I knew morse code for the letter S ...
Morse code is too easily hacked now.

I send all my telegraph messages in morse encrypted code. If it's not that important, I use the stealth Pony Express.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4301 Jan 11, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I've read that Armstrong has been stripped of all his titles. Does that mean he's not the first man in the moon anymore?
It's worse than that.

Now we have to send someone to the moon again.

Little known made up fact - Armstrong pee'd his name on the moon dust.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4302 Jan 11, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
Why can't a generator power itself and just run forever?
<Eschelon> Intercept. Threat Detected.
<BPSEALCOMMAND> ACK. Team Dispatched.
<BlackHelicopterSQD> Orders received.
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<BlackHelicopterSQD> Target liam cul8r acquired. Love Doves mailed.
<BPSEALCOMMAND> ACK
<BlackHelicopterSQD> Love Doves landed on hospital.
<BPSEALCOMMAND> dammit! XE Doves SUX! Issuing thumbs down on website.
<BPSEALCOMMAND> Eschelon Cover.
<Eschelon> Antarctic Penguins.
<Eschelon> Press Release issued.
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<NYTIMES> Headline - Hospital attacked by Antarctic Rebel Penguins. US demands UN issue strongly worded letter. Congress declares War on Ice.
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