Stupid things to ponder ...

[Spotted Girl]

And for the trolls here, their keyboards have interesting keys. Nuts key, clueless key, racy key, disagree key, mean key, off-topic key, spam key, incendiary key, a flame key, a spew BS key, a proxy key, an impersonate key, and a false rape allegation key.

[quilterqueen]

...my neighbor's fat son trying to put a roof on a house.

[Sally Brown]

Fat people in spandex???

[Hoof Arted]

I wish I knew morse code for the letter S ...

[Spotted Girl]

Hoof Arted wrote:

I wish I knew morse code for the letter S ...

I think you just gave it. I remember learning how to do a mayday call with Morse code....---...

So I got to thinking about --- being O and the name someone gave their child. La-a. Guess how they pronounced that? Ladashia.

Then that brings us to Christmas carols. "Dashing through the snow..." Who writes dashes in the snow? Then again, a few guys might since "every man has his own stylus..."

Speaking of carols. Some guys were told to bring some things that reminded them of Christmas. One may have brought a small part of a pine tree. That reminded the person of Christmas trees. Another brought a bow. That reminded them of presents. Then the 3rd brought in a pair of panties. When asked what that had to do with Christmas, he said they were Carol's.

[honeymylove]

How can anyone has so many tears coming from them?

[quilterqueen]

The weather...

[immoral majority]

quilterqueen wrote:

Just because I don't like someone's dirty poetry, why am I the bad guy?

Just because someone disagrees with your opinion, why are they the bad guy?

[skybobbie]

quilterqueen wrote:

...my neighbor's fat son trying to put a roof on a house.

That's funny!(Why do
I keep picturing in my mind Santa Claus falling off the roof!?) LOL!

[Hoof Arted]

My buddy is trying to market a new hair styling product for blind men. He calls it Braille cream.

[SimplyLoveYou]

If the moon landing was a hoax as some claim, where did all the money go to pay for it?
How much are astronauts paid?
Why do we never here what their familys are doing in the news or tabloids?
Why do we never here about the 3000 familys left behind during 911 except on the anniversaries or at memorials?

[Hoof Arted]

I've read that Armstrong has been stripped of all his titles. Does that mean he's not the first man in the moon anymore?

[skybobbie]

Hoof Arted wrote:

I've read that Armstrong has been stripped of all his titles. Does that mean he's not the first man in the moon anymore?

Now That is stupid!- Armstrong had a hammer!(I think he invented baking soda!)

[Cybele]

Why do we wear genes?

[Hoof Arted]

skybobbie wrote:

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Now That is stupid!- Armstrong had a hammer!(I think he invented baking soda!)

Oh. My. God. You're right.(I feel so foolish.)

[LOLz]

Why do you have to enter @wherever.com when logging into your email account at most web sites? For example on google for gmail you have to enter [e-mail] and msn you have to enter [e-mail] Seems like they should know you're at gmail.com or yahoo.com if you're tryin to log in there

[Uh Clem]

LOLz wrote:

Why do you have to enter @wherever.com when logging into your email account at most web sites? For example on google for gmail you have to enter [e-mail] and msn you have to enter [e-mail] Seems like they should know you're at gmail.com or yahoo.com if you're tryin to log in there

FYI, you do not have to enter the '@gmail.com' to log in there.

[oldsugar]

Hoof Arted wrote:

Do computers in prison have an escape key?

There are alot of smart ciminals , look at how people go to the web and figure out how to wack someone ! Good Thought though.

[oldsugar]

Also Why do some people believe all they hear and blow their piehole"s before they have any idea what the subject is about ?

[honeymylove]

Why the shoe company stop making half sizes after size 9 in woman shoes..and stop making wide width.