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How do the people who forecast the weather get to keep their jobs when they are wrong so often?
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How do the people who forecast the weather get to keep their jobs when they are wrong so often?
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Don't let the weather fool you.

It's just a front..........
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It's no coincidence that sausage is shaped like intestines.
Around 1200, dessert nomads found that goat intestines made good birth control. Around 1800, British improved the idea by removing it from the goat.

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Just because I don't like someone's dirty poetry, why am I the bad guy?

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When a baby is teething they say he/she has a tooth coming in. Why don't people say they have a tooth coming out?

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Why do people say," it's cold as hell?"

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Why do people say," it's cold as hell?"
With that phrase, it should be used sarcastically in the summer.

Why don't we ever say it is hot as Heaven?

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I read today where a rock from Mars was found in the Sahara desert, it was billions of years old. How can they know for sure it came from Mars?
I bet it was a pet rock that had a collar on it.

One dog tag on the collar said "All vaccinations. 2,000,716,444 BC"

The other dog tag said "If found, please return to xhsya, 1217 Canal Road, Olympus Mons Gardens, Planet Mars."

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When a baby is teething they say he/she has a tooth coming in. Why don't people say they have a tooth coming out?
Depends on your frame of reference.

For the baby, it's coming out.

For the breastfeeding mom... ouch.

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I go down to the shore and hear waves crashing on the beach.

The insurance premiums for the ocean must be astronomical.

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Anyone else realize the Flintsones are light-years ahead of us in alternetive fuels?

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Do computers in prison have an escape key?

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I'd hate to see what the prisoners' dream keyboard looks like. It would have not only an escape key, but a rape key, a kill key, a rob key, a beer key, a crack key, a weed key...

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And for the trolls here, their keyboards have interesting keys. Nuts key, clueless key, racy key, disagree key, mean key, off-topic key, spam key, incendiary key, a flame key, a spew BS key, a proxy key, an impersonate key, and a false rape allegation key.

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...my neighbor's fat son trying to put a roof on a house.

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Fat people in spandex???

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I wish I knew morse code for the letter S ...

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I wish I knew morse code for the letter S ...
I think you just gave it. I remember learning how to do a mayday call with Morse code....---...

So I got to thinking about --- being O and the name someone gave their child. La-a. Guess how they pronounced that? Ladashia.

Then that brings us to Christmas carols. "Dashing through the snow..." Who writes dashes in the snow? Then again, a few guys might since "every man has his own stylus..."

Speaking of carols. Some guys were told to bring some things that reminded them of Christmas. One may have brought a small part of a pine tree. That reminded the person of Christmas trees. Another brought a bow. That reminded them of presents. Then the 3rd brought in a pair of panties. When asked what that had to do with Christmas, he said they were Carol's.

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How can anyone has so many tears coming from them?

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