Stupid things to ponder ...

[Uh Clem]

In-Like-Flynn wrote:

I read today where a rock from Mars was found in the Sahara desert, it was billions of years old. How can they know for sure it came from Mars?

I guess they figured it must be because Earth is only 10,000 or years old?

[Spotted Girl]

Linda the lonely widow wrote:

<quoted text>Your dumbass is a complete puzzlement

Are you sure you aren't just a bit green?

[donzie]

Ever wonder why Humpty fell off the wall?

[Uh Clem]

Why is chartreuse a name for green, not brown?

[Hoof Arted]

I read that the world's oldest man died today. Why does that keep happening?

[Sally Brown]

Wildbluerose wrote:

How is it that everything I have eaten and drank today started with the letter C...
Coffee, Cola, Chili, Crackers and Cheesecake...
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Hmm I should try that sometime? Nope can't do that I like food way to much to limit myself.

Mmmmmm Cheesecake!!!!!:)

[Uh Clem]

It's no coincidence that sausage is shaped like intestines.

[Wildbluerose]

How do the people who forecast the weather get to keep their jobs when they are wrong so often?
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[Hoof Arted]

Wildbluerose wrote:

How do the people who forecast the weather get to keep their jobs when they are wrong so often?
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Don't let the weather fool you.

It's just a front..........

[redneck]

Uh Clem wrote:

It's no coincidence that sausage is shaped like intestines.

Around 1200, dessert nomads found that goat intestines made good birth control. Around 1800, British improved the idea by removing it from the goat.

[quilterqueen]

Just because I don't like someone's dirty poetry, why am I the bad guy?

[Sally Brown]

When a baby is teething they say he/she has a tooth coming in. Why don't people say they have a tooth coming out?

[liam cul8r]

Why do people say," it's cold as hell?"

[Spotted Girl]

liam cul8r wrote:

Why do people say," it's cold as hell?"

With that phrase, it should be used sarcastically in the summer.

Why don't we ever say it is hot as Heaven?

[greymouser]

In-Like-Flynn wrote:

I read today where a rock from Mars was found in the Sahara desert, it was billions of years old. How can they know for sure it came from Mars?

I bet it was a pet rock that had a collar on it.

One dog tag on the collar said "All vaccinations. 2,000,716,444 BC"

The other dog tag said "If found, please return to xhsya, 1217 Canal Road, Olympus Mons Gardens, Planet Mars."

[greymouser]

Sally Brown wrote:

When a baby is teething they say he/she has a tooth coming in. Why don't people say they have a tooth coming out?

Depends on your frame of reference.

For the baby, it's coming out.

For the breastfeeding mom... ouch.

[greymouser]

I go down to the shore and hear waves crashing on the beach.

The insurance premiums for the ocean must be astronomical.

[Hoof Arted]

Anyone else realize the Flintsones are light-years ahead of us in alternetive fuels?

[Hoof Arted]

Do computers in prison have an escape key?

[Spotted Girl]

I'd hate to see what the prisoners' dream keyboard looks like. It would have not only an escape key, but a rape key, a kill key, a rob key, a beer key, a crack key, a weed key...