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#4243 Jan 6, 2013
"Only cowards own guns."
It feels ignorant to even write that sentence.

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4244 Jan 6, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>
You ain't serious..........
?
Hey, ya know what you call a lazy unemployed goat?
Billy Idol.
But it's still rock and roll to me...

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Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4245 Jan 6, 2013
quilterqueen wrote:
"Only cowards own guns."
It feels ignorant to even write that sentence.
We might as well parody Kenny Roger:

"Sometimes you got to shoot to be a man..."

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#4246 Jan 7, 2013
My buddy says he really likes belly button piercings because they remind him of staples in the Playboy centerfold.

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

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#4247 Jan 7, 2013
If they thought of another name for the color orange. Would an Orange be called an Orange?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4248 Jan 7, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Our new microwave has a "stop time" button. Maybe it's supposed to be a "stop timer" button, but I don't touch it.
Just in case.
Was it George Carlin who talked about turning up the brightness knob on his TV, but it didn't help?

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4249 Jan 7, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
If they thought of another name for the color orange. Would an Orange be called an Orange?
Green oranges are a puzzlement.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#4250 Jan 7, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
Green oranges are a puzzlement.
Or simply need time to ripen.
Linda the lonely widow

Plainfield, IL

#4251 Jan 7, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
Green oranges are a puzzlement.
Your dumbass is a complete puzzlement

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4252 Jan 7, 2013
Linda the lonely widow wrote:
<quoted text>Your dumbass is a complete puzzlement
Rusty masquerading as a female is not puzzlement, it's just perverse.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#4253 Jan 7, 2013
How is it that everything I have eaten and drank today started with the letter C...
Coffee, Cola, Chili, Crackers and Cheesecake...
@}-'--,---

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#4254 Jan 7, 2013
WHY the movies of the 50's and 60's have more depth in human nature than the movies of today???

“My Wicked, Wicked Ways”

Since: May 12

Sweet Home Alabama

#4255 Jan 7, 2013
I read today where a rock from Mars was found in the Sahara desert, it was billions of years old. How can they know for sure it came from Mars?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4256 Jan 7, 2013
In-Like-Flynn wrote:
I read today where a rock from Mars was found in the Sahara desert, it was billions of years old. How can they know for sure it came from Mars?
I guess they figured it must be because Earth is only 10,000 or years old?

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Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4257 Jan 7, 2013
Linda the lonely widow wrote:
<quoted text>Your dumbass is a complete puzzlement
Are you sure you aren't just a bit green?
donzie

Hopkinsville, KY

#4258 Jan 7, 2013
Ever wonder why Humpty fell off the wall?

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4259 Jan 8, 2013
Why is chartreuse a name for green, not brown?

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Since: Dec 10

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#4260 Jan 8, 2013
I read that the world's oldest man died today. Why does that keep happening?

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Since: Dec 12

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#4261 Jan 8, 2013
Wildbluerose wrote:
How is it that everything I have eaten and drank today started with the letter C...
Coffee, Cola, Chili, Crackers and Cheesecake...
@}-'--,---
Hmm I should try that sometime? Nope can't do that I like food way to much to limit myself.

Mmmmmm Cheesecake!!!!!:)

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4262 Jan 8, 2013
It's no coincidence that sausage is shaped like intestines.

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