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"Only cowards own guns."
It feels ignorant to even write that sentence.

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Hoof Arted wrote:
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You ain't serious..........
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Hey, ya know what you call a lazy unemployed goat?
Billy Idol.
But it's still rock and roll to me...

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"Only cowards own guns."
It feels ignorant to even write that sentence.
We might as well parody Kenny Roger:

"Sometimes you got to shoot to be a man..."

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My buddy says he really likes belly button piercings because they remind him of staples in the Playboy centerfold.

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If they thought of another name for the color orange. Would an Orange be called an Orange?

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Our new microwave has a "stop time" button. Maybe it's supposed to be a "stop timer" button, but I don't touch it.
Just in case.
Was it George Carlin who talked about turning up the brightness knob on his TV, but it didn't help?

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If they thought of another name for the color orange. Would an Orange be called an Orange?
Green oranges are a puzzlement.

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Uh Clem wrote:
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Green oranges are a puzzlement.
Or simply need time to ripen.
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Uh Clem wrote:
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Green oranges are a puzzlement.
Your dumbass is a complete puzzlement

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<quoted text>Your dumbass is a complete puzzlement
Rusty masquerading as a female is not puzzlement, it's just perverse.

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How is it that everything I have eaten and drank today started with the letter C...
Coffee, Cola, Chili, Crackers and Cheesecake...
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WHY the movies of the 50's and 60's have more depth in human nature than the movies of today???

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I read today where a rock from Mars was found in the Sahara desert, it was billions of years old. How can they know for sure it came from Mars?

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I read today where a rock from Mars was found in the Sahara desert, it was billions of years old. How can they know for sure it came from Mars?
I guess they figured it must be because Earth is only 10,000 or years old?

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Linda the lonely widow wrote:
<quoted text>Your dumbass is a complete puzzlement
Are you sure you aren't just a bit green?
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Ever wonder why Humpty fell off the wall?

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Why is chartreuse a name for green, not brown?

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I read that the world's oldest man died today. Why does that keep happening?

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How is it that everything I have eaten and drank today started with the letter C...
Coffee, Cola, Chili, Crackers and Cheesecake...
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Hmm I should try that sometime? Nope can't do that I like food way to much to limit myself.

Mmmmmm Cheesecake!!!!!:)

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Jan 8, 2013
 
It's no coincidence that sausage is shaped like intestines.

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