Stupid things to ponder ...

[Spotted Girl]

Why is the word vernacular not a part of the vernacular?

Or put another way, why is the word for common, everyday speech so complicated and not a part of common speech?

[GMGMIKE]

... i often ponder mother nature and her laws on gravity ... when i wuz just a tyke my ballsac was small and cute and my frank was bigger then my beans ... as i grew they both grew up as friends and now as i get older i ponder when did gravity give the advantage to my nutsac for now i find the ole frank has began to retreat while the ballsac continues to proceed on it's downward decent but the frank no longer hangs with the beans ... the beans have taken a big lead now and is almost to my knee ... the frank not so much ...

[flbadcatowner]

Why do people take Topix threads about a very tragic situation and turn them into a silly gab session or trolling session?

[Ozzie]

"supid" things to ponder.

why i returned back to O.B.

peace...

~Oz

[Renegade_22]

flbadcatowner wrote:

Why do people take Topix threads about a very tragic situation and turn them into a silly gab session or trolling session?

Why do birds fly....

[quilterqueen]

Jackalopes

[skybobbie]

quilterqueen wrote:

Jackalopes

Hey now!

[Spotted Girl]

flbadcatowner wrote:

Why do people take Topix threads about a very tragic situation and turn them into a silly gab session or trolling session?

Remember, this is Offbeat, and that is what you are supposed to do. You are supposed to use what happened as a backdrop for your own thoughts.

[redneck]

In the portrait of Adam and Eve, why do they have navels?

[Spotted Girl]

Okay, I was just being a bit spotty above. I admit it is troubling at times when nobody has empathy or respect.

Now, have you ever wondered why there are only 7 named days? What if each of the 365.249 days had a name? I could see it now...

"It couldn't have been on Friday, it was on Gunday."

"No, it was on Taterday."

[Hoof Arted]

Why do politicians show the economic flair of Bill Gates when it comes to their expenses but then show that of Homer Simpson when it comes to the economy?

[In-Like-Flynn]

One thing you sure can say about old Adam, he wasn't no Mama's boy! lol

[greymouser]

There's a superstition that bad things happen in 3's.

I've watched The Dark Knight Rises a few times. The Joker asked "Do you want to know how I got these scars?" twice.

I was expecting the Joker to ask Batman the same question during the climatic ending when he was hanging upside down but he didn't.

I think it might have gone like this:

Joker: "Do you want to know how I got these scars?"

Batman: "No."

[greymouser]

Hoof Arted wrote:

I found two perfectly identical single socks in the dryer today. How lucky is that?

Meanwhile, there are two perfectly identical socks somewhere out there wherever socks go in the dryer.

Did you just rip a hole in the time/space fabric?

[greymouser]

Hoof Arted wrote:

Why do politicians show the economic flair of Bill Gates when it comes to their expenses but then show that of Homer Simpson when it comes to the economy?

Who would have voted for Bill Gates to represent them 30 years ago?

[Donzie]

He loves me....He loves me not....He loves me....He loves me not....STUPID !!!

[Hoof Arted]

greymouser wrote:

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Meanwhile, there are two perfectly identical socks somewhere out there wherever socks go in the dryer.
Did you just rip a hole in the time/space fabric?

Oh, crap. I didn't consider that.

[Hoof Arted]

From a recent survey..........

3% of the women have had sex while at work
10% of the women had sex within an hour of their first date
20% of the men had sex in a 'non-traditional' place
36% of the women favor nudity
46% of the women have experienced anal sex
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning
80% of the men have used condoms
90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest

Statistically speaking, you will have a better chance of having sex while wearing a condom in the morning with a strange women in the forest than to have sex at work at the end of the day.

Conclusion: Don't stay late at work because nothing good will come of it.

[Hoof Arted]

Our new microwave has a "stop time" button. Maybe it's supposed to be a "stop timer" button, but I don't touch it.

Just in case.

[liam cul8r]

Have you ever wondered if mankind has evolved into what we are now what may be look like a thousand years from now?