“Proud White Woman for life!”

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Spotted World

#4223 Jan 5, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
Why do people take Topix threads about a very tragic situation and turn them into a silly gab session or trolling session?
Remember, this is Offbeat, and that is what you are supposed to do. You are supposed to use what happened as a backdrop for your own thoughts.
redneck

Selma, OR

#4224 Jan 5, 2013
In the portrait of Adam and Eve, why do they have navels?

“Proud White Woman for life!”

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Spotted World

#4225 Jan 5, 2013
Okay, I was just being a bit spotty above. I admit it is troubling at times when nobody has empathy or respect.

Now, have you ever wondered why there are only 7 named days? What if each of the 365.249 days had a name? I could see it now...

"It couldn't have been on Friday, it was on Gunday."

"No, it was on Taterday."

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#4226 Jan 5, 2013
Why do politicians show the economic flair of Bill Gates when it comes to their expenses but then show that of Homer Simpson when it comes to the economy?

“My Wicked, Wicked Ways”

Since: May 12

Sweet Home Alabama

#4227 Jan 5, 2013
One thing you sure can say about old Adam, he wasn't no Mama's boy! lol

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Nehwon

#4228 Jan 5, 2013
There's a superstition that bad things happen in 3's.

I've watched The Dark Knight Rises a few times. The Joker asked "Do you want to know how I got these scars?" twice.

I was expecting the Joker to ask Batman the same question during the climatic ending when he was hanging upside down but he didn't.

I think it might have gone like this:

Joker: "Do you want to know how I got these scars?"

Batman: "No."

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Nehwon

#4229 Jan 5, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I found two perfectly identical single socks in the dryer today. How lucky is that?
Meanwhile, there are two perfectly identical socks somewhere out there wherever socks go in the dryer.

Did you just rip a hole in the time/space fabric?

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Nehwon

#4230 Jan 5, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Why do politicians show the economic flair of Bill Gates when it comes to their expenses but then show that of Homer Simpson when it comes to the economy?
Who would have voted for Bill Gates to represent them 30 years ago?
Donzie

Hopkinsville, KY

#4231 Jan 6, 2013
He loves me....He loves me not....He loves me....He loves me not....STUPID !!!

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Location hidden

#4232 Jan 6, 2013
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>
Meanwhile, there are two perfectly identical socks somewhere out there wherever socks go in the dryer.
Did you just rip a hole in the time/space fabric?
Oh, crap. I didn't consider that.

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#4233 Jan 6, 2013
From a recent survey..........

3% of the women have had sex while at work
10% of the women had sex within an hour of their first date
20% of the men had sex in a 'non-traditional' place
36% of the women favor nudity
46% of the women have experienced anal sex
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning
80% of the men have used condoms
90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest

Statistically speaking, you will have a better chance of having sex while wearing a condom in the morning with a strange women in the forest than to have sex at work at the end of the day.

Conclusion: Don't stay late at work because nothing good will come of it.

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#4234 Jan 6, 2013
Our new microwave has a "stop time" button. Maybe it's supposed to be a "stop timer" button, but I don't touch it.

Just in case.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

#4235 Jan 6, 2013
Have you ever wondered if mankind has evolved into what we are now what may be look like a thousand years from now?

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#4236 Jan 6, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
Have you ever wondered if mankind has evolved into what we are now what may be look like a thousand years from now?
(what we may look like)

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#4237 Jan 6, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>(what we may look like)
Interesting thoughts.
I read somewhere that our little toes are getting smaller and the appendix is a remnant of what it was in past ages.
Hmm.

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#4238 Jan 6, 2013
Why there is no in-between fresh milk and sour?

Why is sour milk nasty, but sour cream a condiment?

Butter milk tastes like sour milk but sour milk tastes like yuck-gag-ralf?

Why does sour milk, if left long enough, become edible cheese?

“Proud White Woman for life!”

Level 8

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Spotted World

#4239 Jan 6, 2013
The icon trolls are something to ponder. I promise if they stop iconing my friends, I won't give them the spots! ;-)

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#4240 Jan 6, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
The icon trolls are something to ponder. I promise if they stop iconing my friends, I won't give them the spots! ;-)
The troll thing has become ridiculous. Can't even build a bridge in Farmville without having to worry about the trolls showing up and bothering the billy goats.

“Proud White Woman for life!”

Level 8

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Spotted World

#4241 Jan 6, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>
The troll thing has become ridiculous. Can't even build a bridge in Farmville without having to worry about the trolls showing up and bothering the billy goats.
LOL! Actually, they are fighting for the right to marry them. Those who oppose goat marriage get kicked off of Facebook for hate speech.

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#4242 Jan 6, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL! Actually, they are fighting for the right to marry them. Those who oppose goat marriage get kicked off of Facebook for hate speech.
You ain't serious..........

?

Hey, ya know what you call a lazy unemployed goat?

Billy Idol.

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