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Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#4182 Jan 1, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
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lol
Your avatar makes me think of this great big guy, about 6 feet in Jr High, that always wore John Deere hats and shirts. We would come up behind him and say,'Allis-Chalmers' over and over until he'd finally run after us like Frankenstein (big boots), but he never caught one of us. lol
LOL ...

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#4183 Jan 1, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
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lol
Your avatar makes me think of this great big guy, about 6 feet in Jr High, that always wore John Deere hats and shirts. We would come up behind him and say,'Allis-Chalmers' over and over until he'd finally run after us like Frankenstein (big boots), but he never caught one of us. lol
maybe he was hoping someone would tell him his tractor was sexy, lol ...

KENNEY CHESNEY ~ SHE THINKS MY TRACTOR IS SEXY ...

“water water water water water ”

Since: Oct 07

the place with Pyramid Head

#4184 Jan 1, 2013
Flower-Child wrote:
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maybe he was hoping someone would tell him his tractor was sexy, lol ...
KENNEY CHESNEY ~ SHE THINKS MY TRACTOR IS SEXY ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =uWu4aynBK7EXX
i hate that song

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#4185 Jan 1, 2013
Flower-Child wrote:
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maybe he was hoping someone would tell him his tractor was sexy, lol ...
KENNEY CHESNEY ~ SHE THINKS MY TRACTOR IS SEXY ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =uWu4aynBK7EXX
Wow. So that's where the Jersey Shore and Country Music meets.

Was that spray tan on Chesney custom made or pulled off the hardware store shelf?

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#4186 Jan 2, 2013
greymouser wrote:
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If you time it good and you can jump better than an Olympian, you still have to consider pesky lift ceiling and your head.
But I suppose people would give you funny looks if you don a helmet when you enter an elevator...
You could always decide to take the stares.......

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#4187 Jan 2, 2013
It got down to 20 degrees Fahrenheit here last night. That's like -6 Canadian, or whatever the hell C stands for.

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#4188 Jan 2, 2013
I don't understand why everyone hates Internet Explorer, I'm using it right now and it's working perfectly fi

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4189 Jan 2, 2013
If your love is in league with the freeway, should you ask to split the cost of gasoline?

“Live Each Day and Have Fun !”

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Since: Nov 12

Where I am at .

#4191 Jan 2, 2013
Why weather guys go to school and still can't even come close to knowing what it is going to do.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#4192 Jan 3, 2013
Is it possible to have a day dream about day dreaming?
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“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#4193 Jan 3, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
Why didn't Henry Longfellow's mother name him Richard?
Because she wanted to get her Wadsworth!!!hahahahahahaha
;o)
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#4194 Jan 3, 2013
I wonder if Muslims hate Kevin Bacon.

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Spotted World

#4195 Jan 3, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I wonder if Muslims hate Kevin Bacon.
Only if they have to eat him.

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#4196 Jan 3, 2013
I had seen where a poster in a different thread was taken to task for calling someone a "towel head." It appears that term is politically incorrect, since the head covering isn't a towl at all: it's a small folded sheet. Therefore, they should properly be referred to as "sheet heads."
Taffy

Euless, TX

#4197 Jan 3, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I had seen where a poster in a different thread was taken to task for calling someone a "towel head." It appears that term is politically incorrect, since the head covering isn't a towl at all: it's a small folded sheet. Therefore, they should properly be referred to as "sheet heads."
lol! Your killing me!

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#4198 Jan 3, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I had seen where a poster in a different thread was taken to task for calling someone a "towel head." It appears that term is politically incorrect, since the head covering isn't a towl at all: it's a small folded sheet. Therefore, they should properly be referred to as "sheet heads."
But what is wrong with calling me a towel head if I wear a towel around my head when I climb out of the tub? A wash cloth is too small for that, and a bed sheet isn't quite as absorbent.

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Since: Sep 08

With My Wife and Family

#4199 Jan 3, 2013
Where does the wind come from

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Nehwon

#4200 Jan 4, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
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You could always decide to take the stares.......
When you're a nudist, you expect that. It's quite funny when you take the stairs; people's head bob up and down. You can ask them anything there and they'll nod in the affirmative.

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#4201 Jan 4, 2013
If you watch the movie Godzilla backwards it's about a giant dinosaur that helps rebuild a ruined city and then moonwalks back into the ocean.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#4202 Jan 4, 2013
Why does the sea rush to shore?...
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