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Who believes the best myth?

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How do you pronounce the capital of KY? Loooville or LouISville?
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Neither, silly; its Frankfort.

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Need a physics major to work the numbers there.
Now, since the seagulls are not resting on the seats, their weight would not count. However, by flying they are exerting a downward force with their wings which would add the the "weight" of the airplane. However, there would be an equal force upward from the seagull's wings according to Newton's First Law which would counter the downward force and then some as they have to neutralize gravity in order to stay aloft.
My conclusion - you end up with a bunch of tired seagulls trying to steal the cold french fries from your airline's crappy box lunch that you paid 12 bucks for.
Pondering if it's similar to a falling lift and just before it hits the ground JUMP in mid air

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It's said that laughter is the best medicine. Unless you laugh all the time for no reason. Then you need medicine.

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My granddad days he has plenty of lead in his pencil but he doesn’t have anyone to write to.

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Shall I go out tonight or stay home.

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Stay home. It isn't safe because only amateurs are out tonight.

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What do people do when they have to go to the bathroom in that crowd?

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If you get there early enough and take some kind of a club you can beat the crowd.

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<quoted text>Pondering if it's similar to a falling lift and just before it hits the ground JUMP in mid air
If you time it good and you can jump better than an Olympian, you still have to consider pesky lift ceiling and your head.

But I suppose people would give you funny looks if you don a helmet when you enter an elevator...


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There is a firehose broke down the street , look out !

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Who should I be rooting for in this opening movie scene?

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Why didn't Henry Longfellow's mother name him Richard?

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What is up for the NFL ?

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Since the NHL isn't playing this year, I think it would be pretty cool to still award the Stanley Cup to the best hockey team.

I don't think it could be that hard for the various European leagues to organize a playoff.

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why do banks leave vault doors wide open but chain the pens to the counter??
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why do banks leave vault doors wide open but chain the pens to the counter??
Stupid question. Dumbass.

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Stupid question. Dumbass.
hey thanks. same to you

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PRIME RIB wrote:
why do banks leave vault doors wide open but chain the pens to the counter??
My guess would be that you can write a check for more than what's in that bank branch's vault.

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<quoted text>hey thanks. same to you
lol

Your avatar makes me think of this great big guy, about 6 feet in Jr High, that always wore John Deere hats and shirts. We would come up behind him and say,'Allis-Chalmers' over and over until he'd finally run after us like Frankenstein (big boots), but he never caught one of us. lol

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