redneck

Selma, OR

#4162 Dec 30, 2012
Who believes the best myth?

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#4163 Dec 31, 2012
How do you pronounce the capital of KY? Loooville or LouISville?
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Neither, silly; its Frankfort.

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Santa Barbara, CA

#4164 Dec 31, 2012
greymouser wrote:
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Need a physics major to work the numbers there.
Now, since the seagulls are not resting on the seats, their weight would not count. However, by flying they are exerting a downward force with their wings which would add the the "weight" of the airplane. However, there would be an equal force upward from the seagull's wings according to Newton's First Law which would counter the downward force and then some as they have to neutralize gravity in order to stay aloft.
My conclusion - you end up with a bunch of tired seagulls trying to steal the cold french fries from your airline's crappy box lunch that you paid 12 bucks for.
Pondering if it's similar to a falling lift and just before it hits the ground JUMP in mid air

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#4165 Dec 31, 2012
It's said that laughter is the best medicine. Unless you laugh all the time for no reason. Then you need medicine.

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#4166 Dec 31, 2012
My granddad days he has plenty of lead in his pencil but he doesn’t have anyone to write to.

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Where I am at .

#4167 Dec 31, 2012
Shall I go out tonight or stay home.

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#4168 Dec 31, 2012
Stay home. It isn't safe because only amateurs are out tonight.

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#4169 Jan 1, 2013
What do people do when they have to go to the bathroom in that crowd?

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#4170 Jan 1, 2013
If you get there early enough and take some kind of a club you can beat the crowd.

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Nehwon

#4171 Jan 1, 2013
ikryptoniter wrote:
<quoted text>Pondering if it's similar to a falling lift and just before it hits the ground JUMP in mid air
If you time it good and you can jump better than an Olympian, you still have to consider pesky lift ceiling and your head.

But I suppose people would give you funny looks if you don a helmet when you enter an elevator...


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#4172 Jan 1, 2013
There is a firehose broke down the street , look out !

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Nehwon

#4173 Jan 1, 2013
Who should I be rooting for in this opening movie scene?

(NSFW - language and violence)

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Shaft Of Light

#4174 Jan 1, 2013
Why didn't Henry Longfellow's mother name him Richard?

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#4175 Jan 1, 2013
What is up for the NFL ?

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Nehwon

#4176 Jan 1, 2013
Since the NHL isn't playing this year, I think it would be pretty cool to still award the Stanley Cup to the best hockey team.

I don't think it could be that hard for the various European leagues to organize a playoff.

Go Avtomobilist Yekaterinburg!

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the place with Pyramid Head

#4177 Jan 1, 2013
why do banks leave vault doors wide open but chain the pens to the counter??
bigots are cowards

New York, NY

#4178 Jan 1, 2013
PRIME RIB wrote:
why do banks leave vault doors wide open but chain the pens to the counter??
Stupid question. Dumbass.

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the place with Pyramid Head

#4179 Jan 1, 2013
bigots are cowards wrote:
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Stupid question. Dumbass.
hey thanks. same to you

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Nehwon

#4180 Jan 1, 2013
PRIME RIB wrote:
why do banks leave vault doors wide open but chain the pens to the counter??
My guess would be that you can write a check for more than what's in that bank branch's vault.

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Shaft Of Light

#4181 Jan 1, 2013
PRIME RIB wrote:
<quoted text>hey thanks. same to you
lol

Your avatar makes me think of this great big guy, about 6 feet in Jr High, that always wore John Deere hats and shirts. We would come up behind him and say,'Allis-Chalmers' over and over until he'd finally run after us like Frankenstein (big boots), but he never caught one of us. lol

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