Stupid things to ponder ...

[Uh Clem]

Cheez-Wiz contains neither.

[greymouser]

Uh Clem wrote:

Cheez-Wiz contains neither.

Are you 100% sure about that?

[DustNBones]

If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, and they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh more?

[greymouser]

Dust N Bones wrote:

If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, and they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh more?

Need a physics major to work the numbers there.

Now, since the seagulls are not resting on the seats, their weight would not count. However, by flying they are exerting a downward force with their wings which would add the the "weight" of the airplane. However, there would be an equal force upward from the seagull's wings according to Newton's First Law which would counter the downward force and then some as they have to neutralize gravity in order to stay aloft.

My conclusion - you end up with a bunch of tired seagulls trying to steal the cold french fries from your airline's crappy box lunch that you paid 12 bucks for.

[Spotted Girl]

greymouser wrote:

I thought about having a hurricane party when Sandy was approaching.
I decided not to as one hurricane is bad enough.
Now imagine if 100 hurricanes came to the party and got drunk...

The problem would be when they fight each other, try to impress each other, or they throw up all over the place.

[greymouser]

Spotted Girl wrote:

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The problem would be when they fight each other, try to impress each other, or they throw up all over the place.

Or worse... a CAT 3 and and CAT 4 hurricane decide to merge in the bedroom... I don't even want to think of the destruction a CAT 7 hurricane would wreak on the house...

[Spotted Girl]

greymouser wrote:

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Or worse... a CAT 3 and and CAT 4 hurricane decide to merge in the bedroom... I don't even want to think of the destruction a CAT 7 hurricane would wreak on the house...

Well, that comes after some of the drinking. What would be bad is if they had litters of hurricane babies.

[greymouser]

Spotted Girl wrote:

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Well, that comes after some of the drinking. What would be bad is if they had litters of hurricane babies.

A hurricane baby?

Would that be a tornado?

[Hoosier Hillbilly]

No silly,
This is a tornado:
http://media.motortopia.com/files/15166/vehic...

"My dream machine!"
How many have I had?

[greymouser]

Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:

No silly,
This is a tornado:
http://media.motortopia.com/files/15166/vehic...
"My dream machine!"
How many have I had?

Sweet machine.

But the trunk looks a little small. A...umm. friend....From.. Canada.

She asked me "How many bodies do you think that holds? If it's less than 7, we're getting an SUV."

[Hoof Arted]

For those of you who are wondering what it’s like to be married, I found out just this morning that I’m on day three of an argument I didn’t know I was having.

[greymouser]

Hoof Arted wrote:

For those of you who are wondering what it’s like to be married, I found out just this morning that I’m on day three of an argument I didn’t know I was having.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

[Uh Clem]

Do I really like toast, or is it just a convenient delivery platform for when I'm eating butter?

[oldsugar]

Hoof Arted wrote:

For those of you who are wondering what it’s like to be married, I found out just this morning that I’m on day three of an argument I didn’t know I was having.

LOL and you are in for many more enjoy !

[quilterqueen]

Some people think there is no God.

[flbadcatowner]

Why do internet trolls have such low self esteem?

[Spotted Girl]

Then I guess at least 2 people have self-esteem issues, judging by the icons.

[flbadcatowner]

Spotted Girl wrote:

Then I guess at least 2 people have self-esteem issues, judging by the icons.

Actually, it is likely the same insecure individual who has figured out how to make multiple icon postings. If I really wanted to, I could quickly replace them with positive icons, but then the troll would add more multiples of the same negative icons so what's the use anyway? If they want to use them as little play toys, let them.

[Taffy]

Why is Dick short for Richard?

[Hoof Arted]

And who in the world came up with "Charlie" being shorter than "Charles"?