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“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

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#4122 Dec 27, 2012
Well how old was I LAST year?

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#4123 Dec 27, 2012
belly buttons

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

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#4124 Dec 27, 2012
Is walking on the grass roughly on par with doodling designs on homework?

“water water water water water ”

Since: Oct 07

the place with Pyramid Head

#4125 Dec 27, 2012
why the slowest time of traffic is called 'rush hour'???
Camilla

United States

#4126 Dec 27, 2012
I fish wrote:
Well how old was I LAST year?
Is that a rhetorical question?

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#4127 Dec 28, 2012
In The News:“30% of U.S. Teens Get Pregnant Due To Unprotected Sex”

Makes me wonder how the other 70% got pregnant.

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

Brighton, MI

#4128 Dec 28, 2012
Hoof Arted wrote:
In The News:“30% of U.S. Teens Get Pregnant Due To Unprotected Sex”
Makes me wonder how the other 70% got pregnant.
I think it's bad design.

If we are not supposed to get pregnant in our teen years then we shouldn't start our period until we are twenty.

“... lazy, hazy, crazy...”

Since: Aug 08

... daze of summer ...

#4129 Dec 28, 2012
... did the guy who said "kill two birds with one stone" ... wuz it a shortage of stones or an abundance of birds ...???

“water water water water water ”

Since: Oct 07

the place with Pyramid Head

#4130 Dec 28, 2012
why do pharmacies make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to pick up their prescriptions while healthy people can uy smokes rigt at the front of the store????

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#4131 Dec 28, 2012
I gave everyone in the family moving pictures for Christmas. They were great gifs.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

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Nehwon

#4132 Dec 28, 2012
I thought about having a hurricane party when Sandy was approaching.

I decided not to as one hurricane is bad enough.

Now imagine if 100 hurricanes came to the party and got drunk...

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Nehwon

#4133 Dec 28, 2012
Bic makes both pens and lighters.

I hope the assembly lines never get mixed up.

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Nehwon

#4134 Dec 28, 2012
Hoof Arted wrote:
What would happen to Pinocchio’s nose if he said “My nose will now grow”?
Probably nothing as there's a difference between telling a lie and just being wrong.

I wonder which body part would grow had Pinocchio been female and told a lie?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4135 Dec 28, 2012
Cheez-Wiz contains neither.

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Nehwon

#4136 Dec 28, 2012
Uh Clem wrote:
Cheez-Wiz contains neither.
Are you 100% sure about that?

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Santa Barbara, CA

#4137 Dec 28, 2012
If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, and they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh more?

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Nehwon

#4138 Dec 28, 2012
Dust N Bones wrote:
If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, and they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh more?
Need a physics major to work the numbers there.

Now, since the seagulls are not resting on the seats, their weight would not count. However, by flying they are exerting a downward force with their wings which would add the the "weight" of the airplane. However, there would be an equal force upward from the seagull's wings according to Newton's First Law which would counter the downward force and then some as they have to neutralize gravity in order to stay aloft.

My conclusion - you end up with a bunch of tired seagulls trying to steal the cold french fries from your airline's crappy box lunch that you paid 12 bucks for.

“Proud White Woman for life!”

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Spotted World

#4139 Dec 28, 2012
greymouser wrote:
I thought about having a hurricane party when Sandy was approaching.
I decided not to as one hurricane is bad enough.
Now imagine if 100 hurricanes came to the party and got drunk...
The problem would be when they fight each other, try to impress each other, or they throw up all over the place.

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Nehwon

#4140 Dec 28, 2012
Spotted Girl wrote:
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The problem would be when they fight each other, try to impress each other, or they throw up all over the place.
Or worse... a CAT 3 and and CAT 4 hurricane decide to merge in the bedroom... I don't even want to think of the destruction a CAT 7 hurricane would wreak on the house...

“Proud White Woman for life!”

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Spotted World

#4141 Dec 28, 2012
greymouser wrote:
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Or worse... a CAT 3 and and CAT 4 hurricane decide to merge in the bedroom... I don't even want to think of the destruction a CAT 7 hurricane would wreak on the house...
Well, that comes after some of the drinking. What would be bad is if they had litters of hurricane babies.

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