Stupid things to ponder ...

[Hoof Arted]

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

[Hoof Arted]

Uh Clem wrote:

What does Mick Jagger look like without his wig?

Funny his name was brought up. I was watching “The Walking Dead” last night and thought it was pretty go until I realized it was the Rolling Stones performing in concert somewhere.

[PRIME RIB]

Where did Lennon come up with Plastic Ono Band?? i know his wife is Yoko Ono, but plastic Ono??? idk

[Spotted Girl]

Hoof Arted wrote:

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

That was so funny, I hit my oboe.

[Hoof Arted]

Captain Kenny kindly kept Kelly's canvas covered clocks containing Christmas candle cases completely capped, controlling constant concerns.

[Hoof Arted]

Harvey hopes Happy Holidays hurry helping Helen hang heavy holly hiding healthy hens here.

[Hoof Arted]

The word 'Diputseromneve' may look like a stupid thing to ponder, but backwards it's even more stupid.

[Hoof Arted]

The wife is upset because of my excessive usage of chocolate related words within my vocadbury.

[Spotted Girl]

Dust N Bones wrote:

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

Well, guess what men used as invisible ink in the past? One secret intelligence guy said that every man has his own stylus. So when the man runs out of man goo, then he is done writing. Or, you can use sugar water with some lemon juice. To decode the message, you heat it, but not enough to burn the paper. The chemical change will make the message readable.

[Humhainna]

I fish wrote:

Why DO peopleuse the wrong spices?1!

Because they don't know it and too lazy to find out themselves the dangers of different herbs. Generally the herb is a vegetation and no harm could become from it.

[I fish]

Should offbeat posts be read out loud?
Do you ever picture what you wrote being voiced?

[Uh Clem]

What's that in the road ahead?

What's that in the road, a head?

[I fish]

What exactly is expendable 2 you?

[Spotted Girl]

Uh Clem wrote:

What's that in the road ahead?
What's that in the road, a head?

That is like a Grammarly quote.
"Correct word usage is the difference between knowing your s**t and knowing you're s**t."

[greymouser]

Hoof Arted wrote:

The wife is upset because of my excessive usage of chocolate related words within my vocadbury.

Ok, I'll bite.

Perhaps it's because she finds chocolate much more satisfying...

:p

[greymouser]

Space is cold.
The sun is hot.

Where's the point where popcorn will pop, not burn and yield a tasty snack?

Perhaps that could be called the Jiffy Pop or Redenbacher orbital zone.

[Princess Hey]

Does a spoonful of sugar help the medicine go down..

[Hoof Arted]

greymouser wrote:

<quoted text>
Ok, I'll bite.
Perhaps it's because she finds chocolate much more satisfying...
:p

"chocolate"
"I'll bite"
I see what you did there.
LOL

[Hoof Arted]

Do you realize that the oldest woman in the world is still alive?

[cunune]

youtube.com/watch... …How does Luck get Lucky?