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Dec 13, 2012
 
Is it normal for one of your testicles to be larger than the other

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Is it normal for one of your testicles to be larger than the other two?

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So a guy using Apple Maps walks into a bar... or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church...

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Why is it that only women can go out on the town broke and come home drunk?

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How come you can never find the dog droppings until you step in them?

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Why stores sell spices you use twice a year in giant economy sizes but those you use every day are packaged so small you have to buy them once a month.

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Dec 13, 2012
 
Why DO peopleuse the wrong spices?1!

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Why DO peopleuse the wrong spices?1!
The same reason some don't have walking around sense? lol

I ponder the perplexities of the universe. ;)

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<quoted text> The same reason some don't have walking around sense? lol
I ponder the perplexities of the universe. ;)
Do you ever think that we may just be a atom in a greater humans body?

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How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

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What does Mick Jagger look like without his wig?

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#3929
Dec 14, 2012
 
what about all the stars not really dead they are all on an island somewhere.???

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Dec 14, 2012
 
Would you eata spoonful of soap because it smells like vanilla and spice?

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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

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#3932
Dec 14, 2012
 
Uh Clem wrote:
What does Mick Jagger look like without his wig?
Funny his name was brought up. I was watching “The Walking Dead” last night and thought it was pretty go until I realized it was the Rolling Stones performing in concert somewhere.

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Dec 14, 2012
 
Where did Lennon come up with Plastic Ono Band?? i know his wife is Yoko Ono, but plastic Ono??? idk

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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
That was so funny, I hit my oboe.

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#3935
Dec 14, 2012
 
Captain Kenny kindly kept Kelly's canvas covered clocks containing Christmas candle cases completely capped, controlling constant concerns.

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Dec 14, 2012
 
Harvey hopes Happy Holidays hurry helping Helen hang heavy holly hiding healthy hens here.

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The word 'Diputseromneve' may look like a stupid thing to ponder, but backwards it's even more stupid.

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