Stupid things to ponder ...

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“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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People are more concerned with availability of Twinkies and Cupcakes than they are with the 'fiscal cliff'.

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My take on this wrote:
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I'm guessing it would be more like;
Explore, then Rape.
Rape while exploring? Sounds like what certain industries already do here.

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I would take the "World's Greatest Dad" shirts much more seriously if there was only one of them in the world.

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Dec 11, 2012
 
Why people keep on lending money to friends and break years of friendship. Banks are there to lend money.

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Why do you have to prove you don't need money to get a loan?

Oh, like the joke about the store. A guy wanted to buy cat food, but the clerk would not sell it to him unless he could prove he had a cat. So he reluctantly left and came back with his cat. The next day, he tried to buy dog food. The clerk would not sell it to him without proof he had a dog. So he left and came back with his dog. The following day he came into the store with a shoe box with a hole in it. The man told the clerk to put his finger in there. He felt a soft substance. When he pulled his finger out, he noticed it was brown and had a familiar foul odor. The clerk exclaimed, "That's s**t!" The man confirmed that was what it was and then asked to buy some toilet paper.

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That was funny SG..Im still laughing...LOL..

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Why does the government tell us not to say "Christmas" to keep from offending anyone, but we have to "push 1 for English" just to use the phone?

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Here is one.

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Makes you think

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Ok...October.
Octo is Latin for eight?!? Ie..octagon has eight sides
Well then why is October the tenth month?
Umm?
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Samantha Elrod wrote:
Ok...October.
Octo is Latin for eight?!? Ie..octagon has eight sides
Well then why is October the tenth month?
Umm?
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_is_October_not_...

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Samantha Elrod wrote:
Ok...October.
Octo is Latin for eight?!? Ie..octagon has eight sides
Well then why is October the tenth month?
Umm?
That would make winter happen in the spring and April become number two etc...:D

That's all you have to do to make flowers grow through snow isn't it? You're a genius. Turn October into the 8th.

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Dec 12, 2012
 
Uh Clem wrote:
People are more concerned with availability of Twinkies and Cupcakes than they are with the 'fiscal cliff'.
As an outside observer, i just gave up trying to understand that..

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Could there possible be people living on mars????

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Where have all the sparrows gone. They were in millions only a few years ago.

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Dec 12, 2012
 
If the Earth spun in the other direction, would our clocks spin counterclockwise?

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I wonder how well Tide laundry detergent sells in areas that supports Auburn collegiate football.

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If divorce didn't make so much money...would it be legal?

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I was watching Survivor on TV tonight.

Apparently, the people who are voted off still get to live.

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Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

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