Stupid things to ponder ...

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3894 Dec 10, 2012
People are more concerned with availability of Twinkies and Cupcakes than they are with the 'fiscal cliff'.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3895 Dec 10, 2012
My take on this wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm guessing it would be more like;
Explore, then Rape.
Rape while exploring? Sounds like what certain industries already do here.

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Since: Dec 10

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#3897 Dec 11, 2012
I would take the "World's Greatest Dad" shirts much more seriously if there was only one of them in the world.

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Since: Apr 12

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#3898 Dec 11, 2012
Why people keep on lending money to friends and break years of friendship. Banks are there to lend money.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3899 Dec 11, 2012
Why do you have to prove you don't need money to get a loan?

Oh, like the joke about the store. A guy wanted to buy cat food, but the clerk would not sell it to him unless he could prove he had a cat. So he reluctantly left and came back with his cat. The next day, he tried to buy dog food. The clerk would not sell it to him without proof he had a dog. So he left and came back with his dog. The following day he came into the store with a shoe box with a hole in it. The man told the clerk to put his finger in there. He felt a soft substance. When he pulled his finger out, he noticed it was brown and had a familiar foul odor. The clerk exclaimed, "That's s**t!" The man confirmed that was what it was and then asked to buy some toilet paper.

“Want A Friend, Be One”

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Since: Mar 12

You'll Know Your True Friends.

#3900 Dec 11, 2012
That was funny SG..Im still laughing...LOL..

“Hydrogen Bomb ”

Level 7

Since: Aug 10

Bikini Atoll, Marshall Islands

#3901 Dec 11, 2012
Why does the government tell us not to say "Christmas" to keep from offending anyone, but we have to "push 1 for English" just to use the phone?

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Since: Dec 12

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#3902 Dec 11, 2012
Here is one.

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Makes you think

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Since: Dec 12

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#3903 Dec 11, 2012
Ok...October.
Octo is Latin for eight?!? Ie..octagon has eight sides
Well then why is October the tenth month?
Umm?
Itsaromanthing

Fullerton, CA

#3904 Dec 11, 2012
Samantha Elrod wrote:
Ok...October.
Octo is Latin for eight?!? Ie..octagon has eight sides
Well then why is October the tenth month?
Umm?
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_is_October_not_...

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

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Since: Nov 11

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#3906 Dec 11, 2012
Samantha Elrod wrote:
Ok...October.
Octo is Latin for eight?!? Ie..octagon has eight sides
Well then why is October the tenth month?
Umm?
That would make winter happen in the spring and April become number two etc...:D

That's all you have to do to make flowers grow through snow isn't it? You're a genius. Turn October into the 8th.

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#3907 Dec 11, 2012

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#3908 Dec 12, 2012
Uh Clem wrote:
People are more concerned with availability of Twinkies and Cupcakes than they are with the 'fiscal cliff'.
As an outside observer, i just gave up trying to understand that..

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

You'll Know Your True Friends.

#3910 Dec 12, 2012
Could there possible be people living on mars????

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Since: Apr 12

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#3911 Dec 12, 2012
Where have all the sparrows gone. They were in millions only a few years ago.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#3912 Dec 12, 2012
If the Earth spun in the other direction, would our clocks spin counterclockwise?

“Right click Left click Yay!”

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#3913 Dec 12, 2012
I wonder how well Tide laundry detergent sells in areas that supports Auburn collegiate football.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

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Since: Nov 11

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#3914 Dec 12, 2012
If divorce didn't make so much money...would it be legal?

“Right click Left click Yay!”

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#3915 Dec 12, 2012
I was watching Survivor on TV tonight.

Apparently, the people who are voted off still get to live.
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Since: Nov 10

United States

#3916 Dec 13, 2012
Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

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