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What rhymes with purple?
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What rhymes with orange?

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What rhymes with orange?
Nearest ONE'S are.'porage or sponge.
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Dec 8, 2012
 
TenderTink wrote:
<quoted text>Turtle
What rhymes with orange?
corange (the essence of the orange)

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Dec 8, 2012
 
Taffy wrote:
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corange (the essence of the orange)
Interesting and cool answer!

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When my husband starts saying, "I was thinking..." I have to stop him. That's a silly thing for a man to do.
Ye should let us think more often! So more cool stuff like this can happen!!
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I fish wrote:
Why didn't they listen to me when I said "fire the other guy"?


I feel your pain. I complained about doing the work of two and they DID fire the other guy.

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Dec 8, 2012
 
The boss said I was doing the work of three men... Larry, More and Curly Joe.

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For the love of.....

"Larry Moe and Curly Joe."

I hate seeing a typo at the same moment I tap "enter" and can't do a thing to fix it.

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we need and erase and stupid button instead of all those other judgeits...:O)

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LIFE

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Dec 8, 2012
 
Why nature gave male and female organs in between legs. Could have made it easier.
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TenderTink wrote:
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What rhymes with orange?
If you say gullible very slow it sounds like oranges.

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Why do people kiss under the mistletoe?
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Dec 8, 2012
 
skipper wrote:
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America
I'm going to use this somewhere else.

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I'm going to use this somewhere else.
It's a great question.

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Why nature made belly button.

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Fluff excavation.

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Why do they show numbers for us to type where we post a comment? The numbers never match what we're supposed to type!

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Do you think you ever drank the same water twice?
No. But, I drank someone else's water.

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Waiting for my buddy's flight to arrive, I went into the bar. They have a drink called "The Sully," which is named for U.S. Airways pilot Captain Sullenburger.

It's two shots of Gray Goose with a splash of water.

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