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Women are just jealous because they can't write their names in the snow.

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Dec 5, 2012
 
Why do some people try to get into the background when a picture is being taken, knowing they don't belong?

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Why didn't they listen to me when I said "fire the other guy"?

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Why did they get rid of the Topix Family Album. i really miss that

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it was stupid that i wanted to delete my account last year after being here for so long. im glad that i didnt. i will stay on topix till the end of the world which isnt long come dec. 21............maybe

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Dec 5, 2012
 
hey "PR" just make sure you are ready and nothing to worry about..Post away untill then..:O)..LY guys.

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If you're so much better than the leading brand... why aren't you the leading brand?

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#3831
Dec 6, 2012
 
whats the purpose of the lines in the sidewalks ?

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#3832
Dec 6, 2012
 
Scottish Girl wrote:
If a deaf person swears, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
No. There is no danger of infection. Only. Numpty will do that.

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Princess Hey wrote:
whats the purpose of the lines in the sidewalks ?
To trip over?

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#3834
Dec 6, 2012
 
When the bank know's it you can't pay over draft but keep on sending you letter every month and Charge you £ 25.00 per letter. You tell them I am paying interest and your money is safe through my security of property. But no, no way.

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What if the Christmas tree at the White House blew up when the Prez flipped the switch?

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What if there really is a Santa Claus? And what if he stops bringing toys when we stop believing? How's that for a cruel joke!

I believe! I believe! I really really believe!

(I want a new Tahoe. A red one, Santa.)

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If I ever meet one of the Moody Blues I'm going to ask what the Knights in White sat in.

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Princess Hey wrote:
whats the purpose of the lines in the sidewalks ?
The help reduce cracks as the weather changes.

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Dec 7, 2012
 
When you slip on the ice. You hope nobody's seen you.

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When my husband starts saying, "I was thinking..." I have to stop him. That's a silly thing for a man to do.

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#3841
Dec 7, 2012
 
Humhainna wrote:
When you slip on the ice. You hope nobody's seen you.
That wasn't 'my' first thought when I fell -
I wasn't in the least concerned as to WHO saw me!

I'm just immensely thankful that
I didn't break a bone.

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Dec 7, 2012
 
What rhymes with purple?

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