Stupid things to ponder ...
Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Melbourne, Australia

#3784 Dec 1, 2012
If ya spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

Level 4

Since: Sep 12

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#3785 Dec 1, 2012
Dust N Bones wrote:
If ya spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
Lol!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#3786 Dec 1, 2012
WHY THE FREAK do the crosswalk street signs ONLY give ya "28" seconds to cross the street???

Level 4

Since: Sep 12

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#3787 Dec 1, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
WHY THE FREAK do the crosswalk street signs ONLY give ya "28" seconds to cross the street???
Lol.
I counted a yellow light that was only 3 seconds before it went red!

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3788 Dec 2, 2012
Indigo Blue wrote:
Why do methadone clinics give methadone to meth addicts?
They don't. They give it to heroin addicts. Methadone and methamphetamine are two different things.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3789 Dec 2, 2012
Yesterday is history
Tomorrow a mystery
Today is a gift
Thats why it's called the present

You know you're one cheap SOB when all you give for Christmas is a metaphor.

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#3790 Dec 2, 2012
Why does the Offbeat Leaderboard always have names I never see writing in here?

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#3791 Dec 2, 2012
Hoof Arted wrote:
Yesterday is history
Tomorrow a mystery
Today is a gift
Thats why it's called the present
You know you're one cheap SOB when all you give for Christmas is a metaphor.
I'm going to give you the present for Christmas.

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#3792 Dec 2, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
WHY THE FREAK do the crosswalk street signs ONLY give ya "28" seconds to cross the street???
AhHa!
The first time I have ever seen a clue to your age. lol

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3793 Dec 2, 2012
My buddy took his new dog to the vet because it refused to eat it's food and will eat nothing but vegetables. Turns out it's a rabbit.
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#3794 Dec 2, 2012
Hoof Arted wrote:
My buddy took his new dog to the vet because it refused to eat it's food and will eat nothing but vegetables. Turns out it's a rabbit.
That's great news!
Did you tell him he has a free supply of smart pills now?
;-)

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#3795 Dec 3, 2012
TenderTink wrote:
<quoted text>
That's great news!
Did you tell him he has a free supply of smart pills now?
;-)
I didn't think of that but will certainly point it out...

LOL

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3796 Dec 3, 2012
I've just ordered an air guitar off the Internet. I can't hardly wait to get it!!!

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#3797 Dec 3, 2012
Suggestions for Congress to spend less.

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

You'll Know Your True Friends.

#3798 Dec 3, 2012
what purpose in life was meant for the mosquito?
Hmmm

Pelican, LA

#3799 Dec 3, 2012
Princess Hey wrote:
what purpose in life was meant for the mosquito?
To Bug Us???

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

You'll Know Your True Friends.

#3800 Dec 3, 2012
that could be right since the HIV came out..and mosquitos carring that ugly stuff to us..okay got another one whats the purpose of Flys LOL :O)
Hmmm

Pelican, LA

#3801 Dec 3, 2012
Princess Hey wrote:
that could be right since the HIV came out..and mosquitos carring that ugly stuff to us..okay got another one whats the purpose of Flys LOL :O)
To make it easier for guys to go to the bathroom??

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

You'll Know Your True Friends.

#3802 Dec 3, 2012
wrong flys Hmmmm..come on you knew what I meant..LOL..:O)

Level 2

Since: May 12

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#3803 Dec 3, 2012
I will put up a blue ring on the ceiling on a summers evening, grab some six packs and and literally indulge in hours of unbridled entertainment.

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