Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3764 Nov 29, 2012
I was looking at calendars the other day and saw one that said "Michael Jackson 1958-2009". I didn't buy it, though.

I want one for 2013.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#3765 Nov 30, 2012
quilterqueen wrote:
Just came from the PETA thread. That organization and ACLU are the most...
The most what?

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#3766 Nov 30, 2012
Hoof Arted wrote:
A B C D E F G H I
J K . M N O P Q R
S T U V W X Y Z
Noel.
Is that what they said after the oil derrick was sabotaged?

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#3767 Nov 30, 2012
If China owns coalmines here in WV, do they pay taxes on the coal they take out and send to China?

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3768 Nov 30, 2012
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>The most what?
That is for you to ponder...

“Hydrogen Bomb ”

Level 7

Since: Aug 10

Bikini Atoll, Marshall Islands

#3769 Nov 30, 2012
Just saw two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard... pillow fight?
Hmmm

Natchitoches, LA

#3770 Nov 30, 2012
How did my children get twice as smart as me in less than half the time...
Hoosier Hillbilly

Richmond, IN

#3771 Nov 30, 2012
Just give'm time they'll dumb down. ROTFLMAO

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3772 Nov 30, 2012
scoobydrewby wrote:
Just saw two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard... pillow fight?
Funny you should mention that. I took my grandson kickboxing over the weekend. It was a lot of fun. One homeless guy chased us two blocks.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3773 Nov 30, 2012
scoobydrewby wrote:
Anybody else think there should be an I'm cooking button on smoke detectors?
Some have them.

Level 2

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#3774 Nov 30, 2012
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>
Thanks. I laffed when I saw that.
Heh heh heh, nothing like a few decades to breed some complacency:)

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3775 Dec 1, 2012
Do you realize that all the seasons are named after coils of metal?

Except Winter and Summer.

And Autumn.

Level 2

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#3776 Dec 1, 2012
Well aint that something!?:)

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3777 Dec 1, 2012
The owner of the local hardware store must have lost his mind. I live near a town that has less than 500 people in it, and he has a sign in the window that says he has 2013 calendars in stock.

Level 2

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#3778 Dec 1, 2012
A potato shaped bomb. Molded C4 painted like a spud covered with residual dirt. Mini det inside it. Hidden in a bag of the best, "Roosters"....
Hee hee hee hee hee....

Level 2

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#3779 Dec 1, 2012
A whole new level of "Tater mashers" lol

“Don't Worry Be Happy”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Don't Forget To Smile:o)

#3780 Dec 1, 2012
Hey Renegade what about a whole yard of Hula hoopers

Level 4

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#3781 Dec 1, 2012
Why do lawyers want you to call if you have been killed by a drug?

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#3782 Dec 1, 2012
... would you have called it the "crock pot" ???

Level 4

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#3783 Dec 1, 2012
Why do methadone clinics give methadone to meth addicts?

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