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#3764
Nov 29, 2012
 

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I was looking at calendars the other day and saw one that said "Michael Jackson 1958-2009". I didn't buy it, though.

I want one for 2013.

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quilterqueen wrote:
Just came from the PETA thread. That organization and ACLU are the most...
The most what?

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Hoof Arted wrote:
A B C D E F G H I
J K . M N O P Q R
S T U V W X Y Z
Noel.
Is that what they said after the oil derrick was sabotaged?

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#3767
Nov 30, 2012
 
If China owns coalmines here in WV, do they pay taxes on the coal they take out and send to China?

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flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>The most what?
That is for you to ponder...

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Just saw two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard... pillow fight?
Hmmm

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How did my children get twice as smart as me in less than half the time...
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Just give'm time they'll dumb down. ROTFLMAO

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#3772
Nov 30, 2012
 
scoobydrewby wrote:
Just saw two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard... pillow fight?
Funny you should mention that. I took my grandson kickboxing over the weekend. It was a lot of fun. One homeless guy chased us two blocks.

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#3773
Nov 30, 2012
 
scoobydrewby wrote:
Anybody else think there should be an I'm cooking button on smoke detectors?
Some have them.

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#3774
Nov 30, 2012
 
Hoof Arted wrote:
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Thanks. I laffed when I saw that.
Heh heh heh, nothing like a few decades to breed some complacency:)

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Dec 1, 2012
 

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Do you realize that all the seasons are named after coils of metal?

Except Winter and Summer.

And Autumn.

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Well aint that something!?:)

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#3777
Dec 1, 2012
 
The owner of the local hardware store must have lost his mind. I live near a town that has less than 500 people in it, and he has a sign in the window that says he has 2013 calendars in stock.

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#3778
Dec 1, 2012
 
A potato shaped bomb. Molded C4 painted like a spud covered with residual dirt. Mini det inside it. Hidden in a bag of the best, "Roosters"....
Hee hee hee hee hee....

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#3779
Dec 1, 2012
 
A whole new level of "Tater mashers" lol

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#3780
Dec 1, 2012
 
Hey Renegade what about a whole yard of Hula hoopers

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Why do lawyers want you to call if you have been killed by a drug?

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#3782
Dec 1, 2012
 
... would you have called it the "crock pot" ???

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#3783
Dec 1, 2012
 
Why do methadone clinics give methadone to meth addicts?

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