Stupid things to ponder ...

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#3744 Nov 27, 2012
Renegade_22 wrote:
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Nah mate, she wants a vacumn cleaner. My gf told me she wants something that goes from 0-200 in less than ten seconds so im gonna suprise her with a brand new weighing scales! Digital too!
HEY! Never mind. I found her Christmas list:

Milk
Eggs
Bread
Coffee
Flour
Sugar
Windex
Paper towels
redneck

Cave Junction, OR

#3745 Nov 27, 2012
Hoof Arted wrote:
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HEY! Never mind. I found her Christmas list:
Milk
Eggs
Bread
Coffee
Flour
Sugar
Windex
Paper towels
You frgot the most important thing. Toilet paper

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

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#3746 Nov 27, 2012
Do other people go crazy envisioning the potential conflict between two laws?...for example the tubs available are completely utterly falling down full of dirty dishes...the law is: keep the continuing dirty tables cleared and the other law is don't set foot in the kitchen (where the dirty dishes must go) so in order to fulfill one law in time to be productive the other law must be broken.

“I call it as I see it.”

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Retirement City

#3747 Nov 27, 2012
I fish wrote:
Do other people go crazy envisioning the potential conflict between two laws?...for example the tubs available are completely utterly falling down full of dirty dishes...the law is: keep the continuing dirty tables cleared and the other law is don't set foot in the kitchen (where the dirty dishes must go) so in order to fulfill one law in time to be productive the other law must be broken.
If a law were written that any man has to either shave himself or be shaved by the barber, who shaves the barber?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barber_paradox

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#3748 Nov 28, 2012
Why does it take so long to find 5 stupid Topix letters?

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#3749 Nov 28, 2012
Just came from the PETA thread. That organization and ACLU are the most...

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#3750 Nov 28, 2012
how do they do it...
the aliens..

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#3751 Nov 28, 2012
Anyone else noticed that when someone says "terrorist" nobody thinks of the Irish anymore?
Teddy Turner

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#3752 Nov 28, 2012
If I were to make my own world, would I put trees on it. Yeah, leaves changing colors and all are cool, but I hate to rake leaves, but then again why am I raking leaves, I made this world, shouldn't someone else rake the leaves. I did the hard part and made this world. Okay wait a second, if I can make a world, why not make some Mexicans. Mexicans are cool, hardworking, good food. I love a good fish taco.
These are the things I think of.
Teddy Turner

United States

#3753 Nov 28, 2012
redneck wrote:
<quoted text>You frgot the most important thing. Toilet paper
Go old school, forget the toilet paper, leaves.

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#3754 Nov 28, 2012
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>If a law were written that any man has to either shave himself or be shaved by the barber, who shaves the barber?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barber_paradox
Barbie?

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#3755 Nov 28, 2012
-CatCiao- wrote:
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My EX husband bought me a stock pot and a tool box for our first Christmas toogether. Now...I like my tools, just like any independent woman, but those weren't the kind I had in mind. So for his birthday the following year, I bought him a pearl necklace and a coupon for a mani-pedi ;-)
Thought for the day: "Does 'anal retentive' have a hyphen?"
p.s. Hi Renegade ;)
Hey yo, Cat:)

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#3756 Nov 28, 2012
Hoof Arted wrote:
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HEY! Never mind. I found her Christmas list:
Milk
Eggs
Bread
Coffee
Flour
Sugar
Windex
Paper towels
Ah, youre sorted so!

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#3757 Nov 28, 2012
Hoof Arted wrote:
Anyone else noticed that when someone says "terrorist" nobody thinks of the Irish anymore?
Shhh....;)

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#3758 Nov 28, 2012
QuiteCrazy wrote:
how do they do it...
the aliens..
DO WHAT?? Quite Crazy??..ZOOOM out of sight WHEN one of out Air Force spotters have them on the radar screen..then BLEEP..they have disappeared..without a vapor trail?? HUH-HUH..TELL ME "TRUE"..

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#3759 Nov 28, 2012
Anybody else think there should be an I'm cooking button on smoke detectors?

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#3760 Nov 28, 2012
D Up wrote:
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I don't go that way, but if I ever did Erik Estrada would be the guy. Not that there is anything wrong with that. But, yeah the other guy was a handsome fellow.
He had a boyish charm. Lol.

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#3761 Nov 29, 2012
Renegade_22 wrote:
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Shhh....;)
Thanks. I laffed when I saw that.

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#3762 Nov 29, 2012
If you're singing Christmas songs on your neighbor's lawn during a cold winter's night with your church group, it's called "caroling." But if you're doing it in the middle of the night, alone, with no pants on, it's called "drunk and disorderly."

The police told me that.

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#3763 Nov 29, 2012
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