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Nah mate, she wants a vacumn cleaner. My gf told me she wants something that goes from 0-200 in less than ten seconds so im gonna suprise her with a brand new weighing scales! Digital too!
HEY! Never mind. I found her Christmas list:

Milk
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Bread
Coffee
Flour
Sugar
Windex
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HEY! Never mind. I found her Christmas list:
Milk
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You frgot the most important thing. Toilet paper

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Do other people go crazy envisioning the potential conflict between two laws?...for example the tubs available are completely utterly falling down full of dirty dishes...the law is: keep the continuing dirty tables cleared and the other law is don't set foot in the kitchen (where the dirty dishes must go) so in order to fulfill one law in time to be productive the other law must be broken.

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Do other people go crazy envisioning the potential conflict between two laws?...for example the tubs available are completely utterly falling down full of dirty dishes...the law is: keep the continuing dirty tables cleared and the other law is don't set foot in the kitchen (where the dirty dishes must go) so in order to fulfill one law in time to be productive the other law must be broken.
If a law were written that any man has to either shave himself or be shaved by the barber, who shaves the barber?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barber_paradox

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Why does it take so long to find 5 stupid Topix letters?

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Just came from the PETA thread. That organization and ACLU are the most...
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Nov 28, 2012
 
how do they do it...
the aliens..

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Nov 28, 2012
 
Anyone else noticed that when someone says "terrorist" nobody thinks of the Irish anymore?
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Nov 28, 2012
 
If I were to make my own world, would I put trees on it. Yeah, leaves changing colors and all are cool, but I hate to rake leaves, but then again why am I raking leaves, I made this world, shouldn't someone else rake the leaves. I did the hard part and made this world. Okay wait a second, if I can make a world, why not make some Mexicans. Mexicans are cool, hardworking, good food. I love a good fish taco.
These are the things I think of.
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Nov 28, 2012
 
redneck wrote:
<quoted text>You frgot the most important thing. Toilet paper
Go old school, forget the toilet paper, leaves.

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<quoted text>If a law were written that any man has to either shave himself or be shaved by the barber, who shaves the barber?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barber_paradox
Barbie?

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Nov 28, 2012
 
-CatCiao- wrote:
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My EX husband bought me a stock pot and a tool box for our first Christmas toogether. Now...I like my tools, just like any independent woman, but those weren't the kind I had in mind. So for his birthday the following year, I bought him a pearl necklace and a coupon for a mani-pedi ;-)
Thought for the day: "Does 'anal retentive' have a hyphen?"
p.s. Hi Renegade ;)
Hey yo, Cat:)

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Hoof Arted wrote:
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HEY! Never mind. I found her Christmas list:
Milk
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Bread
Coffee
Flour
Sugar
Windex
Paper towels
Ah, youre sorted so!

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Hoof Arted wrote:
Anyone else noticed that when someone says "terrorist" nobody thinks of the Irish anymore?
Shhh....;)

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how do they do it...
the aliens..
DO WHAT?? Quite Crazy??..ZOOOM out of sight WHEN one of out Air Force spotters have them on the radar screen..then BLEEP..they have disappeared..without a vapor trail?? HUH-HUH..TELL ME "TRUE"..

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Anybody else think there should be an I'm cooking button on smoke detectors?

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I don't go that way, but if I ever did Erik Estrada would be the guy. Not that there is anything wrong with that. But, yeah the other guy was a handsome fellow.
He had a boyish charm. Lol.

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Shhh....;)
Thanks. I laffed when I saw that.

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If you're singing Christmas songs on your neighbor's lawn during a cold winter's night with your church group, it's called "caroling." But if you're doing it in the middle of the night, alone, with no pants on, it's called "drunk and disorderly."

The police told me that.

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