Stupid things to ponder ...

[Hoof Arted]

My wife came in and was reading over my shoulder. She asked me to get off the computer for a minute and said "I want you to give me a ring this Christmas."

And I said "Why would I phone you? I'll be here and we can talk face to face."

[flbadcatowner]

Spotted Girl wrote:

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Not a fun spoiler at all, as trivia and technical knowledge give me the most pleasure. For me, fun is incorporated into every aspect of life, not just set aside times.
But if we want to ponder, it is surprising few consider it a racist term. If White people celebrate Black Friday, do Black folks celebrate White Friday? Plus what about Green and Blue people?

Or purple people as in the Purple People Eater.

[quilterqueen]

Teenagers

[WTF]

how much it would hurt if I put hot sauce on the tip of my...

[Hoosier Hillbilly]

Less than 1 post per minute @ present.

[Grace Nerissa]

'Stupid things to ponder'

that every year, we celebrate
our particular birthday -

yet in there also is..

the date which will in time..
become the anniversary of our death!

and all of us will die not knowing
what that date is![unless you happen to be on
Death Row!]

Perhaps more a sombre thing to ponder
than>

'A stupid thing to ponder'

[flbadcatowner]

Grace Nerissa wrote:

'Stupid things to ponder'
that every year, we celebrate
our particular birthday -
yet in there also is..
the date which will in time..
become the anniversary of our death!
and all of us will die not knowing
what that date is![unless you happen to be on
Death Row!]
Perhaps more a sombre thing to ponder
than>
'A stupid thing to ponder'

You can't even be sure of that on death row as people have been known to be granted reprieves with minutes to spare. One can never be sure until he heres the word fire or the trap door underneath the gallows is opened allowing one to drop and have his neck broken. Of course, if one were to jump from a high place and land on a hard surface hundreds of feet below, one could be sure of his date of death once he actually jumped if no safety nets were present.

[Grace Nerissa]

flbadcatowner wrote:

<quoted text>You can't even be sure of that on death row as people have been known to be granted reprieves with minutes to spare. One can never be sure until he heres the word fire or the trap door underneath the gallows is opened allowing one to drop and have his neck broken. Of course, if one were to jump from a high place and land on a hard surface hundreds of feet below, one could be sure of his date of death once he actually jumped if no safety nets were present.

Well,
Yes of course,
'an exception to the rule' is
usually built into any equation..

..

I was *more generally* speaking..

I suppose it's a good job the majority of
us 'don't know' the date we'll die!

[dognes]

youtube.com/watch... … things to Ponder?

well like Christmas Shopping Rush Man?
The Waiting is the longest Time

[NeverMissed]

Why people purchase fish that are clearly marked aggressive or semi aggressive, put them in their peaceful happy tanks, then go back to the store three days later and complain that the fish killed off their fish.

[Spotted Girl]

flbadcatowner wrote:

<quoted text>Or purple people as in the Purple People Eater.

What would they celebrate?

[flbadcatowner]

Grace Nerissa wrote:

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Well,
Yes of course,
'an exception to the rule' is
usually built into any equation..
..
I was *more generally* speaking..
I suppose it's a good job the majority of
us 'don't know' the date we'll die!

I knew what you meant. I was only adding some more to ponder about the subject.

[flbadcatowner]

Spotted Girl wrote:

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What would they celebrate?

The anniversary of Sheb Wooley's 1958 hit song "Purple People Eater" becoming the number one song on the Billboard pop charts.

[Hoof Arted]

I'm beginning to suspect my wife wants a diamond ring this Christmas. Not only was my toast burned this morning, she's started dropping subtle little hints like "If you don't get me a diamond ring for Christmas you'll be sleeping in the garage!" But, like they say, men never truly understand women, so I think she probably means that she wants a new skillet or an ironing board.

[Renegade_22]

Hoof Arted wrote:

I'm beginning to suspect my wife wants a diamond ring this Christmas. Not only was my toast burned this morning, she's started dropping subtle little hints like "If you don't get me a diamond ring for Christmas you'll be sleeping in the garage!" But, like they say, men never truly understand women, so I think she probably means that she wants a new skillet or an ironing board.

Nah mate, she wants a vacumn cleaner. My gf told me she wants something that goes from 0-200 in less than ten seconds so im gonna suprise her with a brand new weighing scales! Digital too!

[-CatCiao-]

Hoof Arted wrote:

I'm beginning to suspect my wife wants a diamond ring this Christmas. Not only was my toast burned this morning, she's started dropping subtle little hints like "If you don't get me a diamond ring for Christmas you'll be sleeping in the garage!" But, like they say, men never truly understand women, so I think she probably means that she wants a new skillet or an ironing board.

My EX husband bought me a stock pot and a tool box for our first Christmas together. Now...I like my tools, just like any independent woman, but those weren't the kind I had in mind. So for his birthday the following year, I bought him a pearl necklace and a coupon for a mani-pedi ;-)

Thought for the day: "Does 'anal retentive' have a hyphen?"

p.s. Hi Renegade ;)

[D Up]

What was Ponch's partner's name from the show "CHiPs"

[NeverMissed]

"I'm the oldest I've ever been and the youngest ill ever be again."

[NeverMissed]

D Up wrote:

What was Ponch's partner's name from the show "CHiPs"

I didn't remember. I had to look it up. AND he was the one I thought was cute when I was a kid.

[D Up]

NeverMissed wrote:

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I didn't remember. I had to look it up. AND he was the one I thought was cute when I was a kid.

I don't go that way, but if I ever did Erik Estrada would be the guy. Not that there is anything wrong with that. But, yeah the other guy was a handsome fellow.