Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#3659 Nov 15, 2012
liam cul8r wrote:
If I walk in the opposite direction of the earths rotation, will
I actually be staying in the same spot while moving?
... only on sadie hawkins day ...

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

White Lake, MI

#3660 Nov 16, 2012
Why does my now 3lb chihuahua think she is such a badass?

I love her lil bark when I'm playing with her and how she thinks her tiny 1/2 inch jaw is going to stop someone in their tracks.

“*Merry Christmas*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#3661 Nov 16, 2012
PT you make many good points and I have also asked the same question you have. The fact white Christian citizens are now a minority is very concerning to me also.
Do you suppose there is a method to the madness of allowing so many illegal immigrants and muslims into our country and pulling the wool over the eyes of people that aren't intelligent enough to see through it?
Post Turtle

Hardy, AR

#3662 Nov 16, 2012
How did obama win?

“Stop libel and bullying.”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3664 Nov 16, 2012
Post Turtle wrote:
How did obama win?
The same way he will win another term. BTW, there are people actively trying to overturn the amendment limiting presidential terms.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3665 Nov 17, 2012
Whoever decided on "white" for mens undershorts was an idiot.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#3666 Nov 17, 2012
Old Sam wrote:
...is the moon full?.....
...of what?....

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3667 Nov 18, 2012
The company that makes those push-up ice cream things should buy Pringles out and make all of our lives simpler.

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#3668 Nov 18, 2012
why is it, sometimes the days seem long but the years go fast...

Level 1

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#3669 Nov 18, 2012
PFfff wrote:
why is it, sometimes the days seem long but the years go fast...
That's life😎

Level 1

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#3670 Nov 18, 2012
liam cul8r wrote:
If I walk in the opposite direction of the earths rotation, will
I actually be staying in the same spot while moving?
Not for long🌽

Level 1

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#3671 Nov 18, 2012
quilterqueen wrote:
With the ad for WARRIORS, what is that man doing? Looks like he's struggling with his zipper.
You noticed 😊

Level 1

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#3672 Nov 18, 2012
NeverMissed wrote:
Why does my now 3lb chihuahua think she is such a badass?

I love her lil bark when I'm playing with her and how she thinks her tiny 1/2 inch jaw is going to stop someone in their tracks.
It's in their nature . Mine is a killer at heart 😍

“Right to Bear Puns”

Level 3

Since: Apr 11

Location hidden

#3673 Nov 18, 2012
If it weren't for the last minute, I'd never get anything done.

“Stop libel and bullying.”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3675 Nov 18, 2012
Should people who enjoy lots of porn join cults? They could use some brain washing, right? Or should they just practice safe sects?

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#3676 Nov 18, 2012
I wonder if I should modify my car so the reverse lights come on when I take my foot off the brake.

The looks on driver's faces behind me would be priceless when the light turns from red to green.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#3677 Nov 18, 2012
If I saw a lady at the supermarket with a couple of cantaloupes in her cart and I offered to squeeze her melons to see if they were rotten, would her arm delivering a slap exceed the speed of sound and cause a sonic boom?

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#3678 Nov 18, 2012
I wonder if snakes pull practical jokes on each other. Like putting a spring loaded mongoose into a can labelled "Mice".

“Stop libel and bullying.”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3679 Nov 19, 2012
greymouser wrote:
If I saw a lady at the supermarket with a couple of cantaloupes in her cart and I offered to squeeze her melons to see if they were rotten, would her arm delivering a slap exceed the speed of sound and cause a sonic boom?
I think that is what the doctor is for, to squeeze her melons to see if they are "rotten."

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

Livonia, MI

#3680 Nov 20, 2012
Eloteman wrote:
<quoted text>
It's in their nature . Mine is a killer at heart 😍
Mine is a sweetheart. Love her crazy.

Are they Dog? Cat? Rodent? Fox?
I don't think they even know.

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