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#3618 Nov 12, 2012
Spotted Girl wrote:
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I think the absurdity is why people say it, to break the ice. But it is an overly-used cliche. Still, it makes you think that the person is in a vampirism recovery program. "I have my silver token, so that means I haven't tasted a drop of blood in a month."
I dunno... if i ever meet Hannibal Ecter, id like some kind of verbal reassurance..

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#3619 Nov 12, 2012
Renegade_22 wrote:
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I dunno... if i ever meet Hannibal Ecter, id like some kind of verbal reassurance..
If I met a monster, the verbal reassurance would make me more suspicious.

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#3620 Nov 12, 2012
Why can a woman hug a woman anytime but a man needs a hug from a woman as well and not from a man?

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#3621 Nov 12, 2012
Spotted Girl wrote:
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If I met a monster, the verbal reassurance would make me more suspicious.
Ahhh....But what if you were the monster?

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#3622 Nov 12, 2012
scoobydrewby wrote:
I hate when people say, "Don't worry I wont bite!" I mean how many peoples first thought when they meet someone is, "Is this person going to bite me?!"
That statement may not have been applicable in Transylvania in the 16th through 19th centuries.

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#3623 Nov 12, 2012
That monster that hides under the bed...

Was it really an evil creature looking to gain an advantage with surprise or was it actually hiding in fear from me?

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#3624 Nov 12, 2012
I framed a painting 20 years ago.

It's now serving a 25 to life sentence for the crime I may or may not have committed.

I wonder if it's going to be paroled in 5 years...

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#3625 Nov 12, 2012
Consider the following words in how they are pronounced:

our
sour
abound
about
account
noun
aloud

So why is soul pronounced like sole instead of sow-el?

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#3626 Nov 12, 2012
greymouser wrote:
Consider the following words in how they are pronounced:
our
sour
abound
about
account
noun
aloud
So why is soul pronounced like sole instead of sow-el?
Cause nobody likes to admit they are a pig at heart?

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#3627 Nov 12, 2012
Spokaloonian wrote:
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Ahhh....But what if you were the monster?
Then I would think they were making fun of me if they said they didn't bite.

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#3628 Nov 13, 2012
Spotted Girl wrote:
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Cause nobody likes to admit they are a pig at heart?
Let us not consider how tasty pork products, like bacon, are and compare. That path only leads to real and not symbolic cannibalism.

Example
<at Burger King> Hi. I'd like to order a double cheeseburger with strips of Spotted Girl Soul.

versus
<at Communion> The Body of Christ. Amen.

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#3629 Nov 13, 2012
greymouser wrote:
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Let us not consider how tasty pork products, like bacon, are and compare. That path only leads to real and not symbolic cannibalism.
Example
<at Burger King> Hi. I'd like to order a double cheeseburger with strips of Spotted Girl Soul.
versus
<at Communion> The Body of Christ. Amen.
LOL. But some of the devout Catholics really believe that the wafer turns literally into the flesh of Christ in their bodies. The Church won't even let members with celiac's disease have a gluten-free substitute, and go as far as to blame the sufferers if they get sick, since they lack the faith required to turn the wafer into Christ (who is apparently gluten-free). It is so silly if you ask me.

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#3631 Nov 13, 2012
...endless arguing with folks who won't/don't listen anyway...

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#3632 Nov 13, 2012
Sam, have a beer. I think I'll have one too (three four...)

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#3633 Nov 13, 2012
...is one enough?...is 2 too many?.....and then there are the Baptists on the porch.....

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#3634 Nov 13, 2012
Old Sam wrote:
...is one enough?...is 2 too many?.....and then there are the Baptists on the porch.....
If they don't go a preachin at us, they can have a beer, too (three four)

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#3635 Nov 14, 2012
To an alcoholic, one drink is too many and 10,000 is nowhere close to enough.

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#3636 Nov 14, 2012
Hpw are we supposed top get a balanced budget from unbalanced legislators?

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#3637 Nov 14, 2012
Why is the thumb not called a finger..

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#3638 Nov 14, 2012
honeymylove wrote:
Why is the thumb not called a finger..
Maybe it likes claiming minority status.

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