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Nehwon

#3369 Oct 4, 2012
I wonder how much world history would be drastically altered had Abraham and Sarah had access to a modern day fertility clinic.

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#3370 Oct 4, 2012
Fisherman 808 wrote:
Why do half gallons of milk need plastic twist-off caps now?
Yeah,...Nipples would do just nicely...

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#3372 Oct 4, 2012
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...that's not where we use the udderly smooth...it's applied to their faces to soften the lines...
...Jae...I have a feeling you are just being controversial with your talk...
Hey,...I've been behind the scenes of the undertaker's cadaver body rituals...I have seen and witnessed all...many a times back in the days...

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#3374 Oct 4, 2012
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...very interesting...are you in the business or were you just curious?...
...we get people who call to ask if they can stop by to see the "workings"...we have a strict policy...so that would only happen if it's cleared beforehand...usually the ones who get through are those who are interested in a profession...
...some are really freaked out by the sounds and movement of the decedent just laying there...
A Family business that partnered with another business and they were all longtime friends of the families combined...
Rosa

Opelousas, LA

#3375 Oct 5, 2012
Crazy Jae wrote:
<quoted text>A Family business that partnered with another business and they were all longtime friends of the families combined...
...we also own an insurance agency...is that what y'all did?...it seems to be a really good marriage of the two businesses...

...nice chatting...on my way home now...goodnight...

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#3376 Oct 5, 2012
The excuses by Dems any time anything happens.

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Santa Barbara, CA

#3377 Oct 6, 2012
Has anyone ever really
played a game of grab @$$?
Hmmm

Natchitoches, LA

#3378 Oct 10, 2012
If one and one equals two,
Can't one and one also equal three if sex is involved?
PIPESTEM BOY 1942

Beltsville, MD

#3379 Oct 10, 2012
Why cars park on driveways and drive on parkways.

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Nehwon

#3380 Oct 10, 2012
I once got footloose on a foot trail in the foothills leading to the foot of a 10,000 foot high mountain.

And not once did I stub my toe.

But if I take more than 10 steps in the dark in the house, the furniture attacks. Very strange, indeed.

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....to each and all.....!

#3381 Oct 10, 2012
...politics....politicians.... political junkies....

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#3382 Oct 10, 2012
PIPESTEM BOY 1942 wrote:
Why cars park on driveways and drive on parkways.
yeah and sometimes you have to pay a toll to get on the freeway. Over summer it was a hot muggy day standing in the breezeway waiting for a breeze but that never happend

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Spotted World

#3383 Oct 10, 2012
Why is it called a freeway if it is a toll road?

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#3384 Oct 10, 2012
Spotted Girl wrote:
Why is it called a freeway if it is a toll road?
sht. I don't know. Why do people name there kids Alexis if they look like a buick?

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#3385 Oct 10, 2012
Where do bygone days go...?

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Spotted World

#3386 Oct 10, 2012
Frokeeshy1 wrote:
<quoted text>sht. I don't know. Why do people name there kids Alexis if they look like a buick?
So if their face is caved in, should you name them Mack?

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Nehwon

#3387 Oct 10, 2012
Frokeeshy1 wrote:
<quoted text>yeah and sometimes you have to pay a toll to get on the freeway. Over summer it was a hot muggy day standing in the breezeway waiting for a breeze but that never happend
If I had to guess, I'd say the breeze got mugged and was delayed because it was filing a police report. They need to bring the heat down on that humidity before we can be comfortable in our homes. Or just turn on the air conditioner...

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#3388 Oct 10, 2012
Spotted Girl - What!? Greymouser - yessir

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Nehwon

#3389 Oct 10, 2012
Spotted Girl wrote:
Why is it called a freeway if it is a toll road?
Because on those toll roads, there are rest stops. In the not so distant past, those rest stops were called toll houses. Now, like the Masons and the Oddfellows, if you went up to the toll housekeeper (disguised as a janitor) and spoke the secret word, s/he would covertly lead you to a secret room where there were free chocolate chip cookies. A free way to the toll house road cookies.

Rats. I thought this was the "Lie to Me" thread. I'm too lazy tonight to backspace so I'm just gonna post it.

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Nehwon

#3390 Oct 10, 2012
Frokeeshy1 wrote:
<quoted text>sht. I don't know. Why do people name there kids Alexis if they look like a buick?
Oh! You were so close with that one... replace Buick with Toyota to unlock the subtle achievement.

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