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Spokaloonian “I will gladly pay you Tuesday” Level 7 Since: Jul 12 2,731 for a hamburger today.	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3368 Oct 4, 2012 Everyone wonders if there is life after death. I wonder if there is life after birth?
greymouser “Right click Left click Yay!” Level 7 Since: Dec 10 4,582 Nehwon	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3369 Oct 4, 2012 Judged: 1 I wonder how much world history would be drastically altered had Abraham and Sarah had access to a modern day fertility clinic.
Crazy Jae “Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy” Level 9 Since: Apr 12 40,949 Here, There, and Everywhere,..	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3370 Oct 4, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Fisherman 808 wrote: Why do half gallons of milk need plastic twist-off caps now? Yeah,...Nipples would do just nicely...
Crazy Jae “Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy” Level 9 Since: Apr 12 40,949 Here, There, and Everywhere,..	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3372 Oct 4, 2012 Rosa wrote: <quoted text>...that's not where we use the udderly smooth...it's applied to their faces to soften the lines... ...Jae...I have a feeling you are just being controversial with your talk... Hey,...I've been behind the scenes of the undertaker's cadaver body rituals...I have seen and witnessed all...many a times back in the days...
Crazy Jae “Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy” Level 9 Since: Apr 12 40,949 Here, There, and Everywhere,..	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3374 Oct 4, 2012 Rosa wrote: <quoted text>...very interesting...are you in the business or were you just curious?... ...we get people who call to ask if they can stop by to see the "workings"...we have a strict policy...so that would only happen if it's cleared beforehand...usually the ones who get through are those who are interested in a profession... ...some are really freaked out by the sounds and movement of the decedent just laying there... A Family business that partnered with another business and they were all longtime friends of the families combined...
Rosa Jennings, LA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3375 Oct 5, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Crazy Jae wrote: <quoted text>A Family business that partnered with another business and they were all longtime friends of the families combined... ...we also own an insurance agency...is that what y'all did?...it seems to be a really good marriage of the two businesses... ...nice chatting...on my way home now...goodnight...
quilterqueen Level 9 Since: Feb 12 24,788 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3376 Oct 5, 2012 Judged: 2 2 1 The excuses by Dems any time anything happens.
DustNBones “Gone in 16 seconds” Level 6 Since: Nov 10 23,974 Santa Barbara, CA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3377 Oct 6, 2012 Has anyone ever really played a game of grab @$$?

Hmmm Natchitoches, LA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3378 Oct 10, 2012 If one and one equals two, Can't one and one also equal three if sex is involved?
PIPESTEM BOY 1942 Laurel, MD	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3379 Oct 10, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Why cars park on driveways and drive on parkways.
greymouser “Right click Left click Yay!” Level 7 Since: Dec 10 4,582 Nehwon	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3380 Oct 10, 2012 Judged: 1 I once got footloose on a foot trail in the foothills leading to the foot of a 10,000 foot high mountain. And not once did I stub my toe. But if I take more than 10 steps in the dark in the house, the furniture attacks. Very strange, indeed.
Old Sam “Juneteenth is 'bout here!” Since: Jun 08 35,060 Time for a celebration!	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3381 Oct 10, 2012 ...politics....politicians.... political junkies....
Frokeeshy1 “WHAT!!!” Since: Apr 12 415 DOWN PITT!!!	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3382 Oct 10, 2012 PIPESTEM BOY 1942 wrote: Why cars park on driveways and drive on parkways. yeah and sometimes you have to pay a toll to get on the freeway. Over summer it was a hot muggy day standing in the breezeway waiting for a breeze but that never happend
Spotted Girl Level 8 Since: Apr 09 4,769 Spotted World	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3383 Oct 10, 2012 Why is it called a freeway if it is a toll road?
Frokeeshy1 “WHAT!!!” Since: Apr 12 415 DOWN PITT!!!	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3384 Oct 10, 2012 1 Spotted Girl wrote: Why is it called a freeway if it is a toll road? sht. I don't know. Why do people name there kids Alexis if they look like a buick?
Crazy Jae “Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy” Level 9 Since: Apr 12 40,949 Here, There, and Everywhere,..	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3385 Oct 10, 2012 Where do bygone days go...?
Spotted Girl Level 8 Since: Apr 09 4,769 Spotted World	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3386 Oct 10, 2012 Frokeeshy1 wrote: <quoted text>sht. I don't know. Why do people name there kids Alexis if they look like a buick? So if their face is caved in, should you name them Mack?
greymouser “Right click Left click Yay!” Level 7 Since: Dec 10 4,582 Nehwon	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3387 Oct 10, 2012 Frokeeshy1 wrote: <quoted text>yeah and sometimes you have to pay a toll to get on the freeway. Over summer it was a hot muggy day standing in the breezeway waiting for a breeze but that never happend If I had to guess, I'd say the breeze got mugged and was delayed because it was filing a police report. They need to bring the heat down on that humidity before we can be comfortable in our homes. Or just turn on the air conditioner...
Frokeeshy1 “WHAT!!!” Since: Apr 12 415 DOWN PITT!!!	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3388 Oct 10, 2012 Spotted Girl - What!? Greymouser - yessir
greymouser “Right click Left click Yay!” Level 7 Since: Dec 10 4,582 Nehwon	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3389 Oct 10, 2012 Judged: 1 Spotted Girl wrote: Why is it called a freeway if it is a toll road? Because on those toll roads, there are rest stops. In the not so distant past, those rest stops were called toll houses. Now, like the Masons and the Oddfellows, if you went up to the toll housekeeper (disguised as a janitor) and spoke the secret word, s/he would covertly lead you to a secret room where there were free chocolate chip cookies. A free way to the toll house road cookies. Rats. I thought this was the "Lie to Me" thread. I'm too lazy tonight to backspace so I'm just gonna post it.
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