Stupid things to ponder ...

“Right click Left click Yay!”

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#3349 Oct 2, 2012
I wonder if I can make a tasty meal from anonymous judging I've received in the last couple of hours.

Let's see...

1 part spam
1 part lemon
2 parts nuts
2 parts racy (I'm guessing that's spicy)
1 part open flame (BBQ!)
1 part burned out light bulb
3 parts mean (as opposed to cooking with love)

Given the first 5 ingredients, a tasty meal could be had (after all, spices are the key).

But the last two... hrmm. They could only appeal to those who believe that life is only suffering and a tasty meal is just a tool of the devil.
Level 3

Since: Apr 12

San Marcos, TX

#3350 Oct 2, 2012
Ancient Chinese secret, huh? I wondered what that secret ingredient in the Chicken Chow Mein was.

Spokaloonian

“I will gladly pay you Tuesday”

Level 7

Since: Jul 12

for a hamburger today.

#3351 Oct 2, 2012
greymouser wrote:
I wonder if I can make a tasty meal from anonymous judging I've received in the last couple of hours.
Let's see...
1 part spam
1 part lemon
2 parts nuts
2 parts racy (I'm guessing that's spicy)
1 part open flame (BBQ!)
1 part burned out light bulb
3 parts mean (as opposed to cooking with love)
Given the first 5 ingredients, a tasty meal could be had (after all, spices are the key).
But the last two... hrmm. They could only appeal to those who believe that life is only suffering and a tasty meal is just a tool of the devil.
I couldn't help but notice your jugits.

That has left me to ponder:

Are you leading a band of trolls across cyber-space?

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#3352 Oct 2, 2012
Spokaloonian wrote:
<quoted text>
I couldn't help but notice your jugits.
That has left me to ponder:
Are you leading a band of trolls across cyber-space?
Got me.

Apparently, someone disagrees with what I have to say and fights to their death with their boldly anonymous jugit counterattacks.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3353 Oct 2, 2012
Here is something to ponder:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/nutty-profess...

Professor rants about everything, including there being no God, removes all his clothes but his socks, and runs around screaming. The police arrested him, presumably for mental hygiene reasons.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#3354 Oct 3, 2012
Spotted Girl wrote:
Here is something to ponder:
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/nutty-profess...
Professor rants about everything, including there being no God, removes all his clothes but his socks, and runs around screaming. The police arrested him, presumably for mental hygiene reasons.
Wait.

He didn't take his socks off?

Not insane. Just another overzealous staffer looking for attention.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3355 Oct 3, 2012
When deaf people get drunk, do they slur their hands?
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#3356 Oct 3, 2012
Have you ever been talking to someone with a lazy eye, and wondered what else they were looking at?

( I know. I know)
:-(
>Just slap me up side the post with some mean icons <

Spokaloonian

“I will gladly pay you Tuesday”

Level 7

Since: Jul 12

for a hamburger today.

#3357 Oct 3, 2012
What is the speed of dark?

Level 8

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#3358 Oct 3, 2012
I just bought a sailboat last night and havent sailed in 15 years. Wish me luck....lol

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#3359 Oct 3, 2012
DaveMC wrote:
I just bought a sailboat last night and have sailed in 15 years. Wish me luck....lol
... google spinnaker and jib ...

Level 8

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#3360 Oct 3, 2012
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... google spinnaker and jib ...
It has a jib...I got it really cheap from a good friend but it does need a lot of cosmetic work inside and all of the teak on the outside is in pretty bad shape.

LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

“it's just craic”

Level 6

Since: Jan 09

Charlevoix, MI

#3361 Oct 3, 2012
... all of offbeat

“Political partisanship is....”

Since: Jun 08

"deplorable"...on both sides..

#3362 Oct 3, 2012
...what'll mitt say tonight that is off-the-wall....

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#3363 Oct 3, 2012
Why do half gallons of milk need plastic twist-off caps now?

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#3364 Oct 3, 2012
DaveMC wrote:
I just bought a sailboat last night and havent sailed in 15 years. Wish me luck....lol
How is that a stupid thing to ponder?
Are you worried you made a mistake?
(or is it 3 feet long?)

Joe USA

“"Fortitudine Vincimus"”

Since: Oct 09

USA

#3365 Oct 3, 2012
...who wins the debate.

“Political partisanship is....”

Since: Jun 08

"deplorable"...on both sides..

#3366 Oct 4, 2012
....and does it even matter.....

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#3367 Oct 4, 2012
I suspect traffic alerts on the radio are on a delayed broadcast.

They always seem to tell me about a jam up on the Interstate after I've been parked there for 15 minutes.

Spokaloonian

“I will gladly pay you Tuesday”

Level 7

Since: Jul 12

for a hamburger today.

#3368 Oct 4, 2012
Everyone wonders if there is life after death.

I wonder if there is life after birth?

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