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I wonder if I can make a tasty meal from anonymous judging I've received in the last couple of hours.

Let's see...

1 part spam
1 part lemon
2 parts nuts
2 parts racy (I'm guessing that's spicy)
1 part open flame (BBQ!)
1 part burned out light bulb
3 parts mean (as opposed to cooking with love)

Given the first 5 ingredients, a tasty meal could be had (after all, spices are the key).

But the last two... hrmm. They could only appeal to those who believe that life is only suffering and a tasty meal is just a tool of the devil.
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Ancient Chinese secret, huh? I wondered what that secret ingredient in the Chicken Chow Mein was.

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greymouser wrote:
I wonder if I can make a tasty meal from anonymous judging I've received in the last couple of hours.
Let's see...
1 part spam
1 part lemon
2 parts nuts
2 parts racy (I'm guessing that's spicy)
1 part open flame (BBQ!)
1 part burned out light bulb
3 parts mean (as opposed to cooking with love)
Given the first 5 ingredients, a tasty meal could be had (after all, spices are the key).
But the last two... hrmm. They could only appeal to those who believe that life is only suffering and a tasty meal is just a tool of the devil.
I couldn't help but notice your jugits.

That has left me to ponder:

Are you leading a band of trolls across cyber-space?

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Spokaloonian wrote:
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I couldn't help but notice your jugits.
That has left me to ponder:
Are you leading a band of trolls across cyber-space?
Got me.

Apparently, someone disagrees with what I have to say and fights to their death with their boldly anonymous jugit counterattacks.

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Here is something to ponder:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/nutty-profess...

Professor rants about everything, including there being no God, removes all his clothes but his socks, and runs around screaming. The police arrested him, presumably for mental hygiene reasons.

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Spotted Girl wrote:
Here is something to ponder:
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/nutty-profess...
Professor rants about everything, including there being no God, removes all his clothes but his socks, and runs around screaming. The police arrested him, presumably for mental hygiene reasons.
Wait.

He didn't take his socks off?

Not insane. Just another overzealous staffer looking for attention.

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When deaf people get drunk, do they slur their hands?

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Have you ever been talking to someone with a lazy eye, and wondered what else they were looking at?

( I know. I know)
:-(
>Just slap me up side the post with some mean icons <

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What is the speed of dark?

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I just bought a sailboat last night and havent sailed in 15 years. Wish me luck....lol

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I just bought a sailboat last night and have sailed in 15 years. Wish me luck....lol
... google spinnaker and jib ...

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<quoted text>... google spinnaker and jib ...
It has a jib...I got it really cheap from a good friend but it does need a lot of cosmetic work inside and all of the teak on the outside is in pretty bad shape.

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... all of offbeat

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...then we'll go to lunch.....

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...what'll mitt say tonight that is off-the-wall....

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Why do half gallons of milk need plastic twist-off caps now?

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DaveMC wrote:
I just bought a sailboat last night and havent sailed in 15 years. Wish me luck....lol
How is that a stupid thing to ponder?
Are you worried you made a mistake?
(or is it 3 feet long?)

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...who wins the debate.

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....and does it even matter.....

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Oct 4, 2012
 
I suspect traffic alerts on the radio are on a delayed broadcast.

They always seem to tell me about a jam up on the Interstate after I've been parked there for 15 minutes.

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Everyone wonders if there is life after death.

I wonder if there is life after birth?

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