Sara Palin wants to nuke slime, enviromentalists

Jul 16, 2009 Full story: factualworld.com 19

A mystery slime has appeared off the coast of Alaska. It eats birds, animals, fish, everything in it's path.

“We should nuke it, you betcha.” Said Palin. Read more

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#1 Jul 16, 2009
Ask my alien sister what this is. The slime does have a slight purple hue to it.

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

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#2 Jul 16, 2009
That's not slime. Orson Wells is making a comeback.
Not MaxwellHammer

San Marcos, TX

#3 Jul 16, 2009
Hey Max, you posting this story about a made up ficticious artcle...is this some type of attempt at humor? Really?
Wow, well then please let me try too:
The purple slime is obviously the excess froth that fell from the mouths of the socialist loving, teabagging pedophile journalists that have been pouring into the great state of Alaska since last September, looking to dig up (and even create) any trash they could on that states Governor, out of fear.(Damned, that's one long run on sentence, eh?)
H'mm...after reading what I just typed, I have to admit it's about one notch above your attempt at humor. Wow, what ever happened to journalism in America. I'd file it all under Op-Eds and Science Fiction. What's even worse, most Americans are ignorant enough to believe it, IF they read it off the interenet. What a bunch of morons. Pathetic, really...but very entertaining. That's about the only thing Americans are good at any more: entertainment to the rest of the world.
Regards.

Since: Jul 07

Cincinnati, OH

#4 Jul 17, 2009
I've been seeing an increase in bogus stories being injected into the newsfeeds. I hate to say it but this is a concern if the news is now going to be adulterated with satire and halftruths, aside from what the legitimate news agencies already generate themselves.

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#5 Jul 17, 2009
I wanna dress her up in a cowboy hat and see her strattle a nuke while screaming YAAAAAHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!.....I would soooooo paddle her bottom!!!
WHOA..!

:D
Screaming Eugene

Tiverton, RI

#6 Jul 17, 2009
Not MaxwellHammer wrote:
Hey Max, you posting this story about a made up ficticious artcle...is this some type of attempt at humor? Really?
Wow, well then please let me try too:
The purple slime is obviously the excess froth that fell from the mouths of the socialist loving, teabagging pedophile journalists that have been pouring into the great state of Alaska since last September, looking to dig up (and even create) any trash they could on that states Governor, out of fear.(Damned, that's one long run on sentence, eh?)
H'mm...after reading what I just typed, I have to admit it's about one notch above your attempt at humor. Wow, what ever happened to journalism in America. I'd file it all under Op-Eds and Science Fiction. What's even worse, most Americans are ignorant enough to believe it, IF they read it off the interenet. What a bunch of morons. Pathetic, really...but very entertaining. That's about the only thing Americans are good at any more: entertainment to the rest of the world.
Regards.
I take it you voted for the the McCain/Palin trainwreck. Can Palin see the slime slick from her home also. I heard she has quite the veiw from her home. Seeing Russia and all. Palin flip-flops more than a chinook salmon in one of her fishing nets.

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#7 Jul 17, 2009
quattrone wrote:
I've been seeing an increase in bogus stories being injected into the newsfeeds. I hate to say it but this is a concern if the news is now going to be adulterated with satire and halftruths, aside from what the legitimate news agencies already generate themselves.
You know what that means. Some unpopular things are being done in Washington and this is a smokescreen.
crackpot and buzzkill

United States

#8 Jul 17, 2009
quattrone wrote:
I've been seeing an increase in bogus stories being injected into the newsfeeds. I hate to say it but this is a concern if the news is now going to be adulterated with satire and halftruths, aside from what the legitimate news agencies already generate themselves.
If you want the real news, go listen to these 2 guys.
http://cagematch.dvorak.org/index.php/topic,6...

“Happiness comes through giving”

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Since: Feb 08

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#9 Jul 17, 2009
Seems like Sarah Palin is doing her impression of Tina Fey.
Hmmm

Catawissa, MO

#10 Jul 17, 2009
justaguess wrote:
I wanna dress her up in a cowboy hat and see her strattle a nuke while screaming YAAAAAHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!.....I would soooooo paddle her bottom!!!
WHOA..!
:D
You've been hanging with HB.
Hmmm

Catawissa, MO

#11 Jul 17, 2009
quattrone wrote:
I've been seeing an increase in bogus stories being injected into the newsfeeds. I hate to say it but this is a concern if the news is now going to be adulterated with satire and halftruths, aside from what the legitimate news agencies already generate themselves.
The news, both print and media, is self destucting by joining in on sensationalism, entertainment and ratings instead of professional objective reporting.
Hmmm

Catawissa, MO

#12 Jul 17, 2009
Not MaxwellHammer wrote:
Hey Max, you posting this story about a made up ficticious artcle...is this some type of attempt at humor? Really?
Wow, well then please let me try too:
The purple slime is obviously the excess froth that fell from the mouths of the socialist loving, teabagging pedophile journalists that have been pouring into the great state of Alaska since last September, looking to dig up (and even create) any trash they could on that states Governor, out of fear.(Damned, that's one long run on sentence, eh?)
H'mm...after reading what I just typed, I have to admit it's about one notch above your attempt at humor. Wow, what ever happened to journalism in America. I'd file it all under Op-Eds and Science Fiction. What's even worse, most Americans are ignorant enough to believe it, IF they read it off the interenet. What a bunch of morons. Pathetic, really...but very entertaining. That's about the only thing Americans are good at any more: entertainment to the rest of the world.
Regards.
Right, it is the slime of evil liberals.

Looks like an average Alaska oil slick to me.
Nostrilis Waxman

Freeport, ME

#13 Jul 17, 2009
This looks like yet another prank coming from liberals and their websites. The problem is, the liberal loons (a few posts up) run with it as they don't know any better. There will always be fools and dishonest people.

Once Palin is out of office, she will be able to benefit from the hate on the left by using the legal system. I suspect the ibatrds will be a little more subdued soon. They will move on to hating someone else.
Marty

Portland, OR

#14 Jul 17, 2009
Nostrilis Waxman wrote:
This looks like yet another prank coming from liberals and their websites. The problem is, the liberal loons (a few posts up) run with it as they don't know any better. There will always be fools and dishonest people.
Once Palin is out of office, she will be able to benefit from the hate on the left by using the legal system. I suspect the ibatrds will be a little more subdued soon. They will move on to hating someone else.
I agree that once she has finally quit officially she should have more leeway. But since she came into the public eye her problem has been that no matter what, she always provides more ammo for people to use against her. It's too easy, and whether the story is fake or not, she is seen as a caricature now, not a real person. This will not change.

“New & Improved..”

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Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#16 Jul 18, 2009
Hmmm wrote:
<quoted text>You've been hanging with HB.
It's How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Wine....
Whamo

Upland, CA

#17 Jul 18, 2009
Support Sarah Palin! Let her run for office, again, please! She's hot stuff! But let's see her in a thong this time. She can keep those nerd glasses, though, they're kinda kinky.
Sarah Palin

Pontiac, MI

#18 Aug 1, 2009
I want to live in Iran so I can have a good stoning!
Captain Morgan

Easton, PA

#19 Aug 1, 2009
Nuking the slime may be a little exterme. Now nuking environmentalists........
poppa smurf

Mayo, FL

#20 Aug 1, 2009
I say might as well use'm or lose'm.

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