Jesus On Fox News
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“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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#41 Nov 8, 2013
Fisherman what are you going on about anyway?
What's a joke?
He says 'materialism' does not make you happy.
Love, socialization and beliefs make a person happier than money and things.((( I agree!)))
What was a Freudian slip?
No! the 'black lady' in the video said that people are drawn to religious threads.
**How did the Republican party hijack Christianity?**
Is that a statement or a question?

“Got'em figured out?”

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#42 Nov 8, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
As much as I hate politics, this was supposed to be a political thread.
How did the Republican party hijack Christianity?
Maybe your premise needs a tweak!

I don't think Jesus would be on Fox News. He would more likely be on the PBS News Hour.

“Standin' In A”

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#43 Nov 8, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Fisherman what are you going on about anyway?
What's a joke?
He says 'materialism' does not make you happy.
Love, socialization and beliefs make a person happier than money and things.((( I agree!)))
What was a Freudian slip?
No! the 'black lady' in the video said that people are drawn to religious threads.
**How did the Republican party hijack Christianity?**
Is that a statement or a question?
Joke? An MD doctor being a Republican. I like Ron Paul, but he's not a good Republican.
Freudian slip? Lylah on the wrong thread.(I think she just wanted to interact with me.)
"black lady"??? That's good Fox has some token black people. They should get more female Mexicans and an American Indian with a head dress.
Statement or question? Serious question. Why do they seem to feel they are Christians and Democrats are not? Jesus would have been a moderate, leaning left (or way left).
My opinion: The super rich knew they needed more voters (conspiracy theory) and they have convinced a lot of Christians that capitalism and materialism are conservative values.
On a similar note. Even MSN has now turned against Obama, some super rich guy must have bought it. They can do it without the public knowing they did. We are headed for a world economy and a world military and government. Nationalism will die someday. This divide and conquer strategy will change. The world could even end up with a religious leader, but more likely financial or military.

“Standin' In A”

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#44 Nov 8, 2013
Deer Whisperer wrote:
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Maybe your premise needs a tweak!
I don't think Jesus would be on Fox News. He would more likely be on the PBS News Hour.
It took me a while to write that one before this one, you might not have written that if you read it?(we must have been writing at the same time)
I try my best to stay away from sarcasm. My dad hated sarcasm, and in his honor, I try to not use it. It also makes it hard for others to understand WTH you're talking about sometimes. lol

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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#45 Nov 8, 2013
But I think the idea of this thread is funny!!

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#46 Nov 8, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
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It took me a while to write that one before this one, you might not have written that if you read it?(we must have been writing at the same time)
I try my best to stay away from sarcasm. My dad hated sarcasm, and in his honor, I try to not use it. It also makes it hard for others to understand WTH you're talking about sometimes. lol
I guess we're making the same point. I don't think Jesus would be on any capitalistic-for-profit network. I'm not including any other journalism program on PBS ... just the News Hour. It's about as neutral as can be.
Moses Malone

Huntington, NY

#47 Nov 8, 2013
After being asked many stupid inane questions, I bet he would take the lords name in vain.

“Towards Spring”

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#48 Nov 8, 2013
Lylah wrote:
But I think the idea of this thread is funny!!
Agreed - and it's why I wrote what
I did:)

One's curiosity being aroused,
one could also wonder other things about the
man JESUS >

What type of personality did HE have?

What did he do for kicks ?

Was he a singer?

What kind of music did HE like?

AND>

No,

I don't wish .. or mean to be irreverent..

I just wonder about these things,
after all, it is written HE was like 'us'
in so many ways..

I think this is a great thread..
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#49 Nov 8, 2013
seriously.

peace. you idiots. smiling.

cross..

&li st=PL088D8A85D4C7F351

i was going to say Free Tibet. but. well..

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#50 Nov 9, 2013
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for FOX news art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

“Towards Spring”

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#51 Nov 9, 2013
xxxooxxx wrote:
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for FOX news art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
LOL... that's brilliant...

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#52 Nov 9, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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LOL... that's brilliant...
I really wouldnt say it was brilliant...but I got a chuckle out of it:)

TY
ThatsWhack

Tallassee, AL

#53 Nov 9, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
Jesus is returning and his first appearance will be on Fox News.
What would he say?
Jesus returns and goes live only to say: "In great haste, thou shouldst remove thine eyes and ears from this place and look thee and hear thee no more lies of FauxNews, for It is an abomination."

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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#54 Nov 9, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
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We are headed for a world economy and a world military and government. Nationalism will die someday. This divide and conquer strategy will change. The world could even end up with a religious leader, but more likely financial or military.
Fisherman this will happen soon as "WE" figure out the currency we're using is useless. When "WE" start loading the 'wheel barrow'
with paper to get a loaf of bread from the grocery store. My grandfather said it would come to that back in the early sixties.

Do you believe in the Bible, if so, you know what's coming up!

The religious leader you speak of will be the 'false christ'.
The days of Tribulation are near at hand!
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#55 Nov 12, 2013

“Take me to your kitchen”

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#56 Nov 12, 2013
WWJS? "I bring you good tidings of great joy. Please don't kill the messenger."

“Take me to your kitchen”

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#57 Nov 12, 2013
Type the numbers you see in the image on the right: 6666
Mambo Number 5

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#58 Nov 13, 2013
I bet he would do the Macarena.

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