Jesus On Fox News

“Towards Spring”

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#21 Nov 7, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
Jesus is returning and his first appearance will be on Fox News.
What would he say?
j

He said >

" I must go back there.. gotta go backand check to see if things are still
the same -

YEAH ... an'they were dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me ...... I turned around and shouted>>

Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right!

Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie..

and play that funky music till you die!

Till you die ...

(Yeah).....

till you die"
Thats DILFtarded

Kansas City, MO

#22 Nov 7, 2013
Think Outside The Box wrote:
<quoted text>
There is no corrolation, that's WHY it is funny
That's why you're not a stand up and resort to getting your fix from a load of retard's judgits on Topix.
praise

San Diego, CA

#23 Nov 7, 2013
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#24 Nov 7, 2013

“point instant”

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#25 Nov 7, 2013
"Your time has come...check you mailbox"

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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Chicago, IL

#26 Nov 7, 2013
"Hey, the waiter was supposed to split the check 13 ways."

“Standin' In A”

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Shaft Of Light

#27 Nov 7, 2013
lol
I thought this would be a politics thread.

Capitalist/materialists are willing to get a divorce to pay less for healthcare or taxes-

http://news.msn.com/us/the-hidden-marriage-pe...

That doesn't sound very religious.

“Standin' In A”

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#28 Nov 7, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>j
He said >
" I must go back there.. gotta go backand check to see if things are still
the same -
YEAH ... an'they were dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me ...... I turned around and shouted>>
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right!
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie..
and play that funky music till you die!
Till you die ...
(Yeah).....
till you die"
Grace!
You'd better say 47 'hail marry's' for that one.

“Towards Spring”

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#29 Nov 8, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
<quoted text>
Grace!
You'd better say 47 'hail marry's' for that one.
lol true!

or THE BOSS will be looking for me...
DILF

Huntington, NY

#30 Nov 8, 2013
Thats DILFtarded wrote:
<quoted text>That's why you're not a stand up and resort to getting your fix from a load of retard's judgits on Topix.
Uh....Help....Can I get an interpreter over here?
U Toob

Huntington, NY

#31 Nov 8, 2013
Jesus: What does the fox say?

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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#32 Nov 8, 2013
Ringadingdingdingdingdingding
Why Oh Why Elvis

Huntington, NY

#33 Nov 8, 2013
Hatzee Hatzeee Hatzee Hoo!!!!!

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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Greensburg, IN

#34 Nov 8, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
Uh....Help....Can I get an interpreter over here?
My "exact" *sentiments, DILF!
*sympathy
..........for the lost souls on this thread*?*

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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#35 Nov 8, 2013
1999 prince

Every rose has its thorn.

Pour some sugar on me

Sweet child o mine

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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#36 Nov 8, 2013
Dang phone Lmao wrong thread sorry

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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#37 Nov 8, 2013
Fox is my favorite news network and I didn't know
Jesus was on it until just seconds ago - check it out.

http://video.foxnews.com/v/2152003053001/

Thanks for bringing it to my attention!

“Standin' In A”

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Shaft Of Light

#38 Nov 8, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Fox is my favorite news network and I didn't know
Jesus was on it until just seconds ago - check it out.
http://video.foxnews.com/v/2152003053001/
Thanks for bringing it to my attention!
I just watched the whole 6 minute and 66 seconds of that. That's a JOKE!! 6:13!
That video is evidence that there are good people that are Republicans (and there are good people that are Democrats).
He says 'materialism' does not make you happy.
Love, socialization and beliefs make a person happier than money and things.
Jesus was not into materialism and I doubt he would say capitalism is the way.

“Standin' In A”

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#39 Nov 8, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Dang phone Lmao wrong thread sorry
Must have been a Freudian slip.
HH's video says people are drawn to religious threads.

“Standin' In A”

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#40 Nov 8, 2013
As much as I hate politics, this was supposed to be a political thread.
How did the Republican party hijack Christianity?

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