Funniest Yo' Momma Joke

Funniest Yo' Momma Joke

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Lol Lolly

Lake Charles, LA

#1 Nov 20, 2008
What's your funniest "Your Mamma!" joke?

Owensboro, KY

#2 Mar 19, 2014
Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Jackson, MO

#3 Mar 19, 2014
You'r mama so hot even the girls cried wet salty ones.:O

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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Since: Dec 12

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#4 Mar 19, 2014
You momma so stupid she put a piece of paper on the tv and called it pa per view

Yo momma so old Jesus is in her class pictures.


“Your posts still ”

Level 6

Since: Mar 10

make me giggle

#5 Mar 19, 2014
Yo momma so ugly that yo daddy came from the last scrap of used toilet paper on a Walmart restroom floor.

You a single child because yo momma so ugly your siblings self aborted.

Yo mamma so fat that when she sunbathes people rally round to roll her back into the ocean.

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