Dear - -GOD- - Let's Chat

Dear - -GOD- - Let's Chat

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“He said What?!”

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Since: Feb 10

No Way! LOL

#1 Sep 8, 2013
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/TR0Q9OS...
--GOD--
“I Love You”
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Since: Oct 09
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Heaven
12 hrs ago
QUOTE who=" --GOD--"
concerned
Dear --GOD--
Nice to see you posting.
Been wanting to have a few words with you for a long time.
So I decided to open a thread for dialog with you.
It surprised me [and some others], to see that You are 'concerned'.

I would like to explore the concept of what concerns GOD in the earth year 2013.

Can we talk?

Since: Feb 09

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#2 Sep 9, 2013
dear God
do u hear my prayers? should I speak louder? cry?

forget it?


im just wondering, but i'd really like to know...

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#3 Sep 9, 2013
Dear God,
Any chance you could tell
me how long I've left hanging round here..
It's fine living on Earth,
& I wouldn't mind staying longer AT ALL ..
Just that I'm thinking of getting a  new car and
I  wouldn't buy one if it's only going to be short term
and some other fecker would be driving round
in it.. when I'm gone,
YOU get my drift, I'm sure
and
THANKS :) 

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#4 Sep 9, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
Dear God,
Any chance you could tell
me how long I've left hanging round here..
It's fine living on Earth,
& I wouldn't mind staying longer AT ALL ..
Just that I'm thinking of getting a  new car and
I  wouldn't buy one if it's only going to be short term
and some other fecker would be driving round
in it.. when I'm gone,
YOU get my drift, I'm sure
and
THANKS :) 
I hope my last check bounces. It would be good to know how long I have so I could enjoy all the money I have saved over the years.

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#5 Sep 9, 2013
Dear God. What the hell did you do with Dennis Farina?

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#6 Sep 9, 2013
Vee wrote:
Dear God. What the hell did you do with Dennis Farina?
I don't think he's really gone; walked into the house the other day and my wife was watching a show that he was hosting.

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#7 Sep 9, 2013
Vee wrote:
Dear God. What the hell did you do with Dennis Farina?
Ha ha Brilliant!

Maybe GOD employed Dennis to keep
LAW & ORDER in Heaven!

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#8 Sep 9, 2013
Dear God,
Please allow people to forgive and help one another.

WOW, that is a tall order!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9 Sep 9, 2013
Dear God,

Can you make it a rule that all women between the ages of 25 and 60 wear tube tops?

Thank you.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#10 Sep 9, 2013
Ya wanna talk to GOD ...

KNEEL..

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#11 Sep 9, 2013
DILF wrote:
Dear God,
Can you make it a rule that all women between the ages of 25 and 60 wear tube tops?
Thank you.
You gonna ask God for something, might as well go big and ask for topless.

“He said What?!”

Level 5

Since: Feb 10

No Way! LOL

#13 Sep 9, 2013
It seems that ,--GOD--, has left the building.

:-/
Rite

Costa Mesa, CA

#15 Sep 9, 2013
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
Dear God,
Please allow people to forgive and help one another.
WOW, that is a tall order!
A tall order indeed and one that you don't appear to actually practice.

Instead of asking God, why all the suffering, we might ask why all the suffering at the hands of so called Christians.

“Sex Lives Matter”

Level 1

Since: Nov 07

Location hidden

#16 Sep 9, 2013
Dear God, why do bad things happen to good people?

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#17 Sep 9, 2013
Dear God..Forgive those WHO Trespass Against THOSE Who BELIEVE in YOU... Can get Rough out there st times..Thank You...
sally

North Richland Hills, TX

#18 Sep 10, 2013
Rite wrote:
<quoted text>A tall order indeed and one that you don't appear to actually practice.

Instead of asking God, why all the suffering, we might ask why all the suffering at the hands of so called Christians.
Dear God,
Why are there people telling me how to pray? I think these people need to be abolished.

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#19 Sep 10, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
Dear God,
Any chance you could tell
me how long I've left hanging round here..
It's fine living on Earth,
& I wouldn't mind staying longer AT ALL ..
Just that I'm thinking of getting a  new car and
I  wouldn't buy one if it's only going to be short term
and some other fecker would be driving round
in it.. when I'm gone,
YOU get my drift, I'm sure
and
THANKS :) 
grace, u spelled "fecker" wrong, its with a u.
lol

I laughed when I read this and yet the weird/strange part of me started thinking I know what u mean. recently I turned 59 and already im thinking im 60. I always seem to do that..
we'll be moving to a new place and hubby said we could get new kitchen cabinets if I want them, never had NEW ones before, u would think i'd be happy, but then I thought about it and told him nahh, I might not live long enough to enjoy them. lol
here I am thinking im definitely on the old age scale of my life, in the autumn of the year, and it feels like my mind is beginning to give up on life, sorta preparing for death or something. im thinking I don't like being old. but then I think when I turned 30 I was feeling the same exact way. thought of myself as old, couldn't wear certain clothes now, had to act all grown up and not silly anymore. it took me a few weeks to finally figure out that my age really doesn't mean much unless I Make it mean something, inside im still Me!
and so while im still breathing, im gonna Live Life to the fullest, enjoy what I have and can afford and Love and Laugh with the people who surround my life. because That's what living means, and I aint dead yet!
lol

:))

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#20 Sep 10, 2013
PFfff wrote:
<quoted text>
grace, u spelled "fecker" wrong, its with a u.
lol
I laughed when I read this and yet the weird/strange part of me started thinking I know what u mean. recently I turned 59 and already im thinking im 60. I always seem to do that..
we'll be moving to a new place and hubby said we could get new kitchen cabinets if I want them, never had NEW ones before, u would think i'd be happy, but then I thought about it and told him nahh, I might not live long enough to enjoy them. lol
here I am thinking im definitely on the old age scale of my life, in the autumn of the year, and it feels like my mind is beginning to give up on life, sorta preparing for death or something. im thinking I don't like being old. but then I think when I turned 30 I was feeling the same exact way. thought of myself as old, couldn't wear certain clothes now, had to act all grown up and not silly anymore. it took me a few weeks to finally figure out that my age really doesn't mean much unless I Make it mean something, inside im still Me!
and so while im still breathing, im gonna Live Life to the fullest, enjoy what I have and can afford and Love and Laugh with the people who surround my life. because That's what living means, and I aint dead yet!
lol
:))
Lol & thanks PFfff,
You have the right idea,

Me too-

I go to every 'cat fight''day out''event' now...
Just to prove I can! Lol

I used the 'e' instead of the 'u'
in the word F*CKER..

LOL..

'Cos I didn't wanna be banned. Ha ha!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#21 Sep 10, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
<quoted text>
You gonna ask God for something, might as well go big and ask for topless.
You know, I thought about that. But if they were topless it leaves nothing to the imagination.....and the mind is a powerful thing.

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