WHO is the NASTIEST Poster on Offbea...

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#42 Jul 11, 2012
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>What was gross is she accidentally spit in the glass where she was keeping her dentures...I told her to leave her bi-focals on.
EWWW Dave!! gack! lol
I have heard rumors that

Raymond, OH

#43 Jul 11, 2012
Sam is the NICEST! But, they're only rumors.
PeDRo THe UnDOcuMENTeD

Aspers, PA

#44 Jul 11, 2012
reebie wrote:
<quoted text>
Reebie have soft spot for Pedro, Reebie would like to see Pedro more often.... capeesh?
PeDRo unDERstand eXaCtly "wot" Meese ReBBE hab to BeEn say. PeDRO sPenD tOO mUchO lOnLee nIte in PoTatO feIlDS hE theenK hE mEEsE Rebbe ...HokaY PeDrO gE eT de MessAGe

AdiOs MucaCHo !!

PedRo be to hAbb con sEE RebBe sOn tiNe ?

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#45 Jul 11, 2012
Lifelover wrote:
<quoted text> GEEZ!! Mr.McDreamy strikes again....Not very picky are you????How have you been ,Dave?? Besides Horny?
WHAT I DO???? LOL...Hey Lifelover

“cogito ergo sum!”

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Since: Mar 12

Mountains

#46 Jul 11, 2012
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>WHAT I DO???? LOL...Hey Lifelover
The NASTIE w/ someone's grandma..sheeze!

Level 8

Since: Sep 08

I See A Rainbow!

#47 Jul 11, 2012
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>WHAT I DO???? LOL...Hey Lifelover
You were talking about a fantasy you had with Genos Grandma.......What a Man!!! Sounds to me you were way out in left field![enough said]

LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

“it's just craic”

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Since: Jan 09

Charlevoix, MI

#48 Jul 11, 2012
JG OP wrote:
<quoted text>frankly ...I REALLY give two shits about this cesspool.......although for like three years I was holding court every night with various threads and pals some of whome I now hang with regularly I just love to stir the pot from time to to,me and make it interesting. In reality Im totally non combatant.....well most of the time..... Its all entertainment
but you said you own this place

try to keep your stories straight is getting difficult even for the great OZ

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#49 Jul 11, 2012
Lifelover wrote:
<quoted text> You were talking about a fantasy you had with Genos Grandma.......What a Man!!! Sounds to me you were way out in left field![enough said]
Well Genos grandma is very nurturing...axe Geno...he knows!!!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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#50 Jul 11, 2012
I'll tell ya..that Dude "That Nutjob"..can be nice and then he lays it into me..WHAT THE FREAK is THAT about??

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#51 Jul 11, 2012
Neato_ wrote:
<quoted text>The NASTIE w/ someone's grandma..sheeze!
It wasnt a real life nastie Neato...it was cyber nastie...and it wasnt even THE nastie it was more like a slobber...

8O)

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I See A Rainbow!

#52 Jul 11, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
I'll tell ya..that Dude "That Nutjob"..can be nice and then he lays it into me..WHAT THE FREAK is THAT about??
Hi Colorado Chick?? I have known him for 2 years,,He is going through alot in his life..Dealing with being a new widow...He is a very nice guy,,I know this for a fact..,,and he has quite the sense of humor......How are you??

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I See A Rainbow!

#53 Jul 11, 2012
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>Well Genos grandma is very nurturing...axe Geno...he knows!!!
I dont talk to Geno,,or gray box Sam,,they are both mean to me..Although gray box Sam said he is innocent...

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#54 Jul 11, 2012
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>It wasnt a real life nastie Neato...it was cyber nastie...and it wasnt even THE nastie it was more like a slobber...
8O)
Cyber slobber? Virtual vag? Internet nookie?

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#55 Jul 11, 2012
Lifelover wrote:
<quoted text> I dont talk to Geno,,or gray box Sam,,they are both mean to me..Although gray box Sam said he is innocent...
Geno stalks almost everyone...he always has and always will.

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#56 Jul 11, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
I'll tell ya..that Dude "That Nutjob"..can be nice and then he lays it into me..WHAT THE FREAK is THAT about??
I think they call that Bi-polar CC...

“cogito ergo sum!”

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Since: Mar 12

Mountains

#57 Jul 11, 2012
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>It wasnt a real life nastie Neato...it was cyber nastie...and it wasnt even THE nastie it was more like a slobber...
8O)
There's these four monkeys...1 has his claws over his eyes, 1 over his mouth...careful those enzymes in slobber will....finish the sentence Dave. You do the besty kindo nastie, can you feel me now???

“cogito ergo sum!”

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Mountains

#58 Jul 11, 2012
oops....paws...

“cogito ergo sum!”

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Mountains

#59 Jul 11, 2012
Wait....monkeys have fingers.

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#60 Jul 11, 2012
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>It wasnt a real life nastie Neato...it was cyber nastie...and it wasnt even THE nastie it was more like a slobber...
8O)
Hey Dave, did you do his Mom too?

“**** JOHN VIS ******* ”

Since: Sep 07

"bringin the heat"

#61 Jul 12, 2012
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI wrote:
<quoted text>but you said you own this place
try to keep your stories straight is getting difficult even for the great OZ
Oh well Im Busted I spose.......so what? Today Im going to do the UNPRECEDENTED and say to you Lost In Mississippi that I apologize and shall herebye cease and desist all hostilities , beings that the party who originally asked me to initiate hostility and engage you is now satisfied with the events of the previous three days and has in effect called me off. Thank you for your time and I would hope that in the future , should new hostilities erupt,that we can continue in a somewhat seamless andefficient manner .It is with continued prode and honor that effective immediatley, as commander OP forces Offbeat theater withdraw my forces, handing the duty of security and mop op operations over to my esteemed colleagues.

JG OP
Commander
cinpactopatlantic
special ops div

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