NOW That There IS Funny !!! ;~)

NOW That There IS Funny !!! ;~)

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TAX Aman

United States

#1 Apr 15, 2014
It's April 15th,... again. Funniest thing I heard today was this:

Hope we all manage to get our Taxes (and checks) filed in time and
at least we can be assured the Government will put all the money
sent in to good use and get them returns out to us in a timely fashion.

What?
You've already gotten yours.:)
Personal Pan Pizza

Jackson, MO

#2 Apr 15, 2014
I'm out here traveling and I've stopped at a Pizza (joint - sorry no free advertising here) and as I walk in two kids jump to attention. One is behind cash register and the other in sitting comfortably with back to the door and doing something with hand held object (phone more than likely).

I hadn't realized they close in 9 minutes. They were sweet and very efficient and while that may not have been funny to you .. it would have been had to witnessed the interaction, but I refuse to write you a short story.

I ordered three toppings on it.

“I looked, and behold,”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#3 Apr 15, 2014
Sex with three people involved is a threesome.

Sex with two people involved is a twosome.

Remember that the next time someone calls you handsome.

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#4 Apr 15, 2014
My bet is there were 4 toppings delivered..and both of the employees laughed at your azz when they talked about that extra topping ( wasn't a phone, more than likely )...

beware the hand held object...when traveling...and not writing us a short story....
Todays Teenager

Huntington, NY

#5 Apr 16, 2014
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!!!
Krypteia

Brighton, UK

#6 Apr 16, 2014
I always cry after sex,500 is such a lot of money..
Hugh Jerraique

Huntington, NY

#7 Apr 17, 2014
I just read an article that said that 25% of women in America are on some sort of medication for "mental issues".

To me that is shocking!!

That means 75% of women out there are untreated!!!!

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