'Oompa-Loompas' hunted by police over...

'Oompa-Loompas' hunted by police over attack on man outside Norwich kebab shop

There are 11 comments on the Mirror.co.uk story from Jan 1, 2013, titled 'Oompa-Loompas' hunted by police over attack on man outside Norwich kebab shop. In it, Mirror.co.uk reports that:

Norfolk Police said a 28-year-old man was left with cuts to his face, nose and lip, as well as two black eyes, after being confronted by the fictional factory workers as he left a kebab house in Norwich.

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“hellshade”

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#1 Jan 1, 2013
sounds to me like someone had one too many wonka bars that evening...

“hellshade”

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#2 Jan 1, 2013
also this story should probably have been posted in the offbeat-beat up forum ;)
DonkeyEstonkey

Hampton, VA

#3 Jan 1, 2013
Seems like they'd be easy to whup...
Short, got no reach, live on chocolate...

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5 Jan 1, 2013
Oompa loompa,
zippity do,
give us kebabs or
we'll beat up on you.

“That is Just Weird...”

Level 5

Since: Jul 07

San Francisco

#6 Jan 1, 2013
I bet Wonka has something to do with this.

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#7 Jan 1, 2013
I bet Chatty has something to do with this..!!!

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

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#8 Jan 1, 2013
"OOMPA LOOMPA doobity doo, we're going to beat the sh*t out of you." Everybody sing!!!!!!
CSMD

London, UK

#9 Jan 1, 2013
Freaky little orange 8a5tards should be blasted into space!

Level 3

Since: Jun 09

Fargo, ND

#10 Jan 2, 2013
Snooki wanted for questioning.

“water water water water water ”

Since: Oct 07

the place with Pyramid Head

#11 Jan 2, 2013
hahahaha another good one for the archives

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Since: Sep 12

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#12 Jan 3, 2013
I want an oompa loompa NOW!!

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