Sorry, powdered alcohol not approved after all

Apr 22, 2014 Full story: 99.3 the FOX 25

If you were excited about the possibility of " powdered alcohol " coming to a liquor store near you, we have bad news: It won't be, at least not in the near future.

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the general

Rochester, NY

#1 Apr 22, 2014
yep just what we need more stuff to get stupid,hey look another shooting at family dollar in roch ny ,boy that safe act is really workin good bye gov in nov.

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#2 Apr 22, 2014
Grrr I was fixin to buy stock in that!!

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#3 Apr 22, 2014
A company named Lipsmark? Lol

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Arcadia, LA.

#4 Apr 22, 2014
Had a feeling that snorting a margarita wouldn't quite as enjoyable as drinking one anyway.

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Indianapolis, IN

#5 Apr 22, 2014
You KNOW *some* people would be right there with mirrors, razor blades and straws if it makes it to market.

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Formerly From Kenya

#6 Apr 22, 2014
They could market the salt ring on a powdered margarita shot/snort as Total Saline & slam the health market...beats red bull & ....well...anything..just sayin'...

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the place with Pyramid Head

#7 Apr 22, 2014
ja bummer
Scratch a Homophobe

Philadelphia, PA

#8 Apr 22, 2014
Probably could function as pretty good birth control, like the liquid sort can "perform" as, too.

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Miami, FL

#9 Apr 23, 2014
Scratch a Homophobe wrote:
Probably could function as pretty good birth control, like the liquid sort can "perform" as, too.
"Homophobe" is a made-up word used by libtards that means absolutely nothing, much like everything else they say or do.

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#10 Apr 23, 2014
I am hoping they make powdered sex too.
beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#11 Apr 23, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
I am hoping they make powdered sex too.
Maybe you could ask at the local crematorium ?

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Greensburg, IN

#12 Apr 23, 2014
I need the scratch and sniff kind!

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#13 Apr 23, 2014
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Maybe you could ask at the local crematorium ?
I have been making do by rubbing myself with iron filings.
beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#14 Apr 23, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>I have been making do by rubbing myself with iron filings.
Getting right down to the nitty gritty,eh ?

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Greensburg, IN

#15 Apr 23, 2014
protoham

Westminster, MD

#16 Apr 23, 2014
Just think what this could do for the Adult Kool Aid market. Oh the Democrats have already been working on that!
Xstain Mullah Franchisee

Philadelphia, PA

#17 Apr 23, 2014
F_R_E_D wrote:
<quoted text>"Homophobe" is a made-up word
Tee baggrz and fundies are vastly ignorant. After all, it's the substantial base of the right wing which "believes" the earth is under 10000 years old.

You can't beat that as far as deranged and stupid goes.
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#18 Apr 23, 2014
No powdered alcohol?! No way!
Well, at least the police will be happy to know they don't need to add a sniffalyzer test to anyone who might be at question to driving under an alcohol influence.
Or would it be a blowalyer test for your nose?

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Nuneaton

#19 Apr 23, 2014
Old movies club.

Was a 1960s film that marketed a tablet called "Vip" that turned into pure alcohol when eaten.
Ran a large amount of pre marketing film time in the movie but the day itself ended up as a bit of an anticlimax (it was 60s), but had some interesting reported scenarios from the boardmembers who tried it on the launch day.

May be worth a re run with this story as a tag.

Have a nice day: Ag

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#20 Apr 23, 2014
I was just thinking how you could put this in an alcoholic beverage and get twice as drunk in half the time! I was warming up to the idea! o.O

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