He says 'dangerous' Air Jordans shoul...

He says 'dangerous' Air Jordans should carry a warning label

There are 15 comments on the WGST-AM Atlanta story from Jan 13, 2014, titled He says 'dangerous' Air Jordans should carry a warning label. In it, WGST-AM Atlanta reports that:

It's only January but the most bizarre lawsuit of the year may already have been filed: A pimp in Portland, Ore., is suing Nike for $100 million for failing to warn the public that its Air Jordan shoes could be used as a dangerous weapon, reports the .

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akhil khan

Ashburn, VA

#1 Jan 13, 2014
mujhe bhi chut marni h mera lund ka saij 6e ka h mera no 8882809380
Guido

Anonymous Proxy

#2 Jan 13, 2014
And only in America do you have to warn people about hot coffee being HOT.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3 Jan 13, 2014
So what happened? Did he suffocate trying to inhale them?

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#4 Jan 13, 2014
We live in the land of safety labels because of idiotic, liberal do-gooders. Years ago, when shopping for a costume for a young relative at Halloween, I came across a Superman's cape that had a warning tag that read, "WARNING - This cape will NOT enable the wearer to fly".

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#5 Jan 14, 2014
Dr_Dirty wrote:
We live in the land of safety labels because of idiotic, liberal do-gooders. Years ago, when shopping for a costume for a young relative at Halloween, I came across a Superman's cape that had a warning tag that read, "WARNING - This cape will NOT enable the wearer to fly".
I know.. jeez..
that's why I didn't buy it!

lol
Hello Doc, Happy New Year!
:)

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#6 Jan 14, 2014
PFfff wrote:
<quoted text>
I know.. jeez..
that's why I didn't buy it!
lol
Hello Doc, Happy New Year!
:)
hahaha!

Happy new year! Hope yours is going well!
Christaliban

Philadelphia, PA

#7 Jan 14, 2014
Guido wrote:
And only in America do you have to warn people about hot coffee being HOT.
You never read how scalding that McDonald's coffee was or what injuries resulted.

I bet in other countries they don't even get away with serving coffee that scaldingly hot in the first place.
Christaliban

Philadelphia, PA

#8 Jan 14, 2014
That guy in the photo - I guess the pimp - looks like Billy Crystal in character.
wife of 10 years

La Grange, IL

#9 Jan 14, 2014
As Dr. Dirty can attest, pimping ain't easy!

“Geologist [I'm Climate Change]”

Level 3

Since: Mar 07

formerly Nuneaton

#10 Jan 15, 2014
Shame. I was expecting the pimp to have been batted by the Jordans.

For demolishing pimps with footwear I recommend old fashioned stillettos or the column heels seen on the average 70s or 80s girls night out slip ons. At the very least they would improve the looks of the nitwit in the front photo.

Could always hope for results in future vs USA pimps.

Had similar trouble with the very closely related USA import temp agency managers, so I sympathise with the judge that sent him down for 100 years. He should not be allowed to drain the resources of the state in a fit of pique for losing his ho's in a fit of pique.

have a nice day: Ag

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#11 Jan 15, 2014
This "pimp" should be beaten with the Air Jordans...... What a waste of time and money.
abe

Houston, TX

#12 Jan 15, 2014
hit him harder next time
connie

Ripley, MS

#14 Jan 15, 2014
Lol

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#15 Jan 15, 2014
Christaliban wrote:
<quoted text>
You never read how scalding that McDonald's coffee was or what injuries resulted.
I bet in other countries they don't even get away with serving coffee that scaldingly hot in the first place.
Really..?

so, when was the last time you dumped coffee from your home coffee maker into your crotch...??

do you think it would be any cooler on the clam..?
Billy

Goodland, KS

#16 Jan 15, 2014
he is your typical owebama supporter.

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