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#122 Mar 31, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Pubes in the soap would make a great profile name!
you just KILL me lmao

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#123 Mar 31, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Pubes in the soap would make a great profile name!
That's just nasty.
Thanks for the mental image:) lol

Happy Easter Enzo.
Did you have a nice one?

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#124 Mar 31, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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OMG YES!
The gold chains and matching hairy chest, shirt unbuttoned... just... enough... to show of that not so hot smexy sexy chest...
I could deal with the skoal if they coud figure out how to NOT leave residue in their teeth!... and spit when I'm not looking.
I love the hairy chest but agree keep the shirt buttoned...my man wears t-shirts most of the time anyways =)

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#125 Mar 31, 2013
arctic wrote:
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That's just nasty.
Thanks for the mental image:) lol
Happy Easter Enzo.
Did you have a nice one?
My Pleasure Ma'am.
Happy Easter to you, it was a good day today...

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#126 Mar 31, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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you just KILL me lmao
How would you address him/her?...just curious Miss Ola...

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#127 Mar 31, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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I love the hairy chest but agree keep the shirt buttoned...my man wears t-shirts most of the time anyways =)
Yes, the hairy chest is manly, sexy. and just dang fine... but good gracious... you do NOT need to look like you wanna break out in disco...

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#128 Mar 31, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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How would you address him/her?...just curious Miss Ola...
him/her/who/what/when/where??? ???

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#129 Mar 31, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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him/her/who/what/when/where??? ???
I t was a rhetorical question Miss Ola. I've learned that most women are turned on by a guy who asks them stupid questions...

“Mrs_E”

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#130 Mar 31, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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I t was a rhetorical question Miss Ola. I've learned that most women are turned on by a guy who asks them stupid questions...
gawd ....! thas sooo hot!!

:)

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...Salvation Army bucket...

#131 Mar 31, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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I t was a rhetorical question Miss Ola. I've learned that most women are turned on by a guy who asks them stupid questions...
...it has almost always worked for me.....my favorite pick-up line was (and you gotta have a toothpick in yer mouth) "have you been waiting fer me?"....OR OR OR this one....."Guess what I got in my hand and you can have it."........gosh, what good times.......I was soooo smooth......

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

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Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#132 Mar 31, 2013
ShortComings,...

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#133 Mar 31, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
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...it has almost always worked for me.....my favorite pick-up line was (and you gotta have a toothpick in yer mouth) "have you been waiting fer me?"....OR OR OR this one....."Guess what I got in my hand and you can have it."........gosh, what good times.......I was soooo smooth......
One I liked was "I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there." but the one I used most often was "May I have this dance or should I go f%@k myself again?"...

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

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And Have A Happy New Year

#134 Mar 31, 2013
Yes that was the line you used before.Enzo..the dance one...those cute sayings some turn us off..

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#135 Mar 31, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
Yes that was the line you used before.Enzo..the dance one...those cute sayings some turn us off..
okay okay, no more old material!

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

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Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#136 Mar 31, 2013
Short Endings,...
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#137 Mar 31, 2013
By not being fit!

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#138 Mar 31, 2013
Short perverts

“A perfect world..”

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Kenya, E.Africa.

#139 Mar 31, 2013
Constant 'pokes' from the back early in the morning while in bed

;)

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#140 Mar 31, 2013
Crew Cuts...NOOO WAYYY!!!!

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

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And Have A Happy New Year

#141 Mar 31, 2013
hey enzo hunt for some new material..I still like the teddybear one..pick upline...:O)

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