****What TURNS OFF Chicks???****

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#101 Mar 31, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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I only smoke em when I have an hour or two to relax and enjoy with a bourbon...like right now...
Our dates still on, just hold me cigar for me till after we're done...
Deal!!! Just don't show up in your smoking jacket...or gold chains...my gosh

...gold chains!!!

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#103 Mar 31, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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I never said I watch!!! I just nag til he does it lol
lol.... in depth discussion of nose n ear hairs...

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#104 Mar 31, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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You do realize that it brings tears to a man's eyes when we prune our nasal hairs, especially when they're stuck to a sinus cookie...
no way...he uses this leetle trimmer thingy & done in a flash...wanna borrow it? lmao
Tim

Cookeville, TN

#105 Mar 31, 2013
Something that is not funny or a bad Limber-rick.

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#106 Mar 31, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>So you could watch a woman get rid of nose hairs?..
Many women suffer from those pesky ingrown mustaches...sad but true...

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#107 Mar 31, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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no way...he uses this leetle trimmer thingy & done in a flash...wanna borrow it? lmao
Thanks Ola but if thats my only choice I think I'll try the weedwacker instead...

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#108 Mar 31, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Many women suffer from those pesky ingrown mustaches...sad but true...
I'm serious about the nose hair.Some woman suffer from that as well..They get plucked as well.

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#109 Mar 31, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>So you could watch a woman get rid of nose hairs?..
omg hell no!!! lolol
that be worse than a man !! haha

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#110 Mar 31, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>I'm serious about the nose hair.Some woman suffer from that as well..They get plucked as well.
It looks like we have something in common...quite the turnoff eh Miss honey?;o)

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#111 Mar 31, 2013
reebie wrote:
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omg hell no!!! lolol
that be worse than a man !! haha
LMAO..who would be the bravest male or female to have those plucked? LOL

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#112 Mar 31, 2013
Bad breath
Rotten teeth
Greasy hair
Pimples that look like they are fixing to explode
Unibrows
Stank
Long finger nails
Long toe nails
Consistant sweat
Smelly feet
Dirty underwear
Very low self esteem
Very high self esteem
Consistant anger
Overdoses of jealousy
Laziness
Burping
Farting
Mommy issues
Anger issues
Greed
Lies
Cheating
POOR SEX AGILITY, ACTIVITY, CONCERN etc.
YES, the toilet seat...
Hair all over the sink
Pubes in the soap

Just to name a few...

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#113 Mar 31, 2013
Guys;
It's attention and touch!
My wife taught it to me.
Tactile stimulation.
When you touch her, focus, pour yourself into that touch, whether it be the slightest peck of a kiss, or a loving touch on the shoulder, or when you run your hands through her hair when you kiss her. Give her a soft shoulder massage and focus on THAT.
It's a zen thing, teach it to her too, focus on THAT THOUCH, the difference will transform you.

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#114 Mar 31, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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It looks like we have something in common...quite the turnoff eh Miss honey?;o)
I never knew woman had those kind of problems..Learn something knew(~:

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#115 Mar 31, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
Bad breath
Rotten teeth
Greasy hair
Pimples that look like they are fixing to explode
Unibrows
Stank
Long finger nails
Long toe nails
Consistant sweat
Smelly feet
Dirty underwear
Very low self esteem
Very high self esteem
Consistant anger
Overdoses of jealousy
Laziness
Burping
Farting
Mommy issues
Anger issues
Greed
Lies
Cheating
POOR SEX AGILITY, ACTIVITY, CONCERN etc.
YES, the toilet seat...
Hair all over the sink
Pubes in the soap
Just to name a few...
well frankly my dear, I'd say you just about covered it...no wait! you forgot the gold chains & skoal =)

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#116 Mar 31, 2013
superwilly wrote:
Guys;
It's attention and touch!
My wife taught it to me.
Tactile stimulation.
When you touch her, focus, pour yourself into that touch, whether it be the slightest peck of a kiss, or a loving touch on the shoulder, or when you run your hands through her hair when you kiss her. Give her a soft shoulder massage and focus on THAT.
It's a zen thing, teach it to her too, focus on THAT THOUCH, the difference will transform you.
Take me! I'm yours!!! lol You just described my guy, but I didn't have to teach him...that's why he's my guy =)

“Vintage 1949”

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#117 Mar 31, 2013
superwilly wrote:
Guys;
It's attention and touch!
My wife taught it to me.
Tactile stimulation.
When you touch her, focus, pour yourself into that touch, whether it be the slightest peck of a kiss, or a loving touch on the shoulder, or when you run your hands through her hair when you kiss her. Give her a soft shoulder massage and focus on THAT.
It's a zen thing, teach it to her too, focus on THAT THOUCH, the difference will transform you.
Thanks Superwilly, I'm gonna give that a try...perhaps say something sweet to her like "hold my sammich for a minute" so she will always treasure the experience...;o)

“Vintage 1949”

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#118 Mar 31, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
Bad breath
Rotten teeth
Greasy hair
Pimples that look like they are fixing to explode
Unibrows
Stank
Long finger nails
Long toe nails
Consistant sweat
Smelly feet
Dirty underwear
Very low self esteem
Very high self esteem
Consistant anger
Overdoses of jealousy
Laziness
Burping
Farting
Mommy issues
Anger issues
Greed
Lies
Cheating
POOR SEX AGILITY, ACTIVITY, CONCERN etc.
YES, the toilet seat...
Hair all over the sink
Pubes in the soap
Just to name a few...
Pubes in the soap would make a great profile name!

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#119 Mar 31, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Pubes in the soap would make a great profile name!
hahahaha
Perhaps...

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#120 Mar 31, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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well frankly my dear, I'd say you just about covered it...no wait! you forgot the gold chains & skoal =)
OMG YES!
The gold chains and matching hairy chest, shirt unbuttoned... just... enough... to show of that not so hot smexy sexy chest...
I could deal with the skoal if they coud figure out how to NOT leave residue in their teeth!... and spit when I'm not looking.

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#121 Mar 31, 2013
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