****What TURNS OFF Chicks???****

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#413 Apr 28, 2013
shyness

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#414 Apr 28, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
At a bar one night when I was still pretty young an older woman was hitting on me, she was probably around 40 and I was still in my 20s. Trying to make conversation while dancing I said, " you may know my mom, she used to hang out here"
She walked off the dance floor without saying a word.
Liam Liam Liam...just when I thought you were gonna get specific about tagging a cougar you drop the 'Mom' word...sigh...

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#416 Apr 28, 2013
Will Munny wrote:
When I remind the wife... of the "teensy weensy" little cutesy silent fart that she let, that nearly killed me, and anyone within a 1000 yard radius. The last thing I can remember before I blacked out: men in gas masks and has-mat suits, the sound of helicopter blades whipping, and mass chaos in the form of screaming and panic....

My good ladies, all I ask is: pretty please... don't keep holding them in. If only Al Gore and his global warming team investigated just a little further, then we may have his global warming hypothetical conundrum, licked, once and for all.
Thanks for the huge laugh. Reading this has made a great end of my day!

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Winnfield, LA

#417 Apr 29, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Liam Liam Liam...just when I thought you were gonna get specific about tagging a cougar you drop the 'Mom' word...sigh...
Liam is a gentleman...he would NEVER tag & tell ...

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#418 Apr 29, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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Liam is a gentleman...he would NEVER tag & tell ...
How is your garden really doing?....I'm in South Florida, and i think everything, right now here...is at it's zenith for the year....lol....grass has the least weeds, and bouganvellias....alot at it's peak now.....

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#419 Apr 29, 2013
WHEN your guy shows up a little DRUNK every time he picks ya up on a date..
omg

Richmond, VA

#420 Apr 29, 2013
When your ex try's to get freaky with u
& smells like a$$

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#421 Apr 29, 2013
Old men with gray hair, yellow teeth with spaces between them asking if they can spank you!

“LIL Miss Sunshine”

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We All Need A LiL Sunshine

#422 Apr 29, 2013
now that was really funny D.D.:O)

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#423 Apr 29, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
Old men with gray hair, yellow teeth with spaces between them asking if they can spank you!
I think I threw up a little in my mouth.....
Marley Money

Medford, NY

#424 Apr 29, 2013
My manhood. Particularly my foreskin.

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#425 Apr 29, 2013
... trying to convince her you really did sneek a few hersey kisses into bed and lost one after you took the foil off ...

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Winnfield, LA

#426 Apr 29, 2013
Go Blue Forever wrote:
<quoted text>How is your garden really doing?....I'm in South Florida, and i think everything, right now here...is at it's zenith for the year....lol....grass has the least weeds, and bouganvellias....alot at it's peak now.....
the bulbs are all done...the storm last week put an end to mock orange blooms, but roses & LA phlox (my avatar) are beautiful...the daylilies just starting their parade...I have 6 different colors & they bloom at different times...I am so happy happy happy about my lil blueberries & keeping an eye on the broccoli, peppers, & tomatoes...my plants are my babies...have 2 hr lunch break today & first thing I did when I drove up was to go back & check on them =)))
omg

Roanoke, VA

#427 Apr 29, 2013
People that use threads to talk about gardening!

Olga why don't u make a gardening thread? Just saying. Don't take it the wrong way k :)

“To contract new debts...”

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is not the way to pay old ones

#428 Apr 29, 2013
wipe your azz with her shower curtain

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Since: Dec 12

Winnfield, LA

#429 Apr 29, 2013
omg wrote:
People that use threads to talk about gardening!
Olga why don't u make a gardening thread? Just saying. Don't take it the wrong way k :)
well HE started it but I do it cause I can do what I want when I want...nobody stays on topic around here...why does that twist your drawers? Or are ya just turned off by gardening? It's a great stress reliever...just sayin'...=)

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Since: Dec 12

Winnfield, LA

#430 Apr 29, 2013
omg wrote:
People that use threads to talk about gardening!
Olga why don't u make a gardening thread? Just saying. Don't take it the wrong way k :)
and what's YOUR real name ...at least not ashamed to post mine
omg

Roanoke, VA

#431 Apr 29, 2013
just_ola wrote:
<quoted text>and what's YOUR real name ...at least not ashamed to post mine
Oh ok Olga lol!!!

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Winnfield, LA

#432 Apr 29, 2013
omg wrote:
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Oh ok Olga lol!!!
exactly the response I expected...smh

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#433 Apr 29, 2013
... just like ola gardening ... i can dig it ...

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