**What I want for (Christmas, birthda...
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Fordyce, AR

#150 Nov 20, 2012
Sneaky DILF wrote:
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You want these items? Catch meeeee!!!!!!
****DILF jogs around in circles****
It doesn't work that way at all..... you will not only come here but be happy about it. lol
Hee Hee Hee

Medford, NY

#151 Nov 20, 2012
hahaha wrote:
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It doesn't work that way at all..... you will not only come here but be happy about it. lol
Well....the happy part wouldn't be the problem, I assure you that.
It's the getting there that's the problem!!! Let's meet half way, say New York City....

;-)
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Jefferson, GA

#152 Nov 20, 2012
Hee Hee Hee wrote:
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Well....the happy part wouldn't be the problem, I assure you that.
It's the getting there that's the problem!!! Let's meet half way, say New York City....
;-)
You are trying to make me come MORE than half way!!!.... but it is New York City..... hmmmmmmmm
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Jefferson, GA

#153 Nov 20, 2012
hahaha wrote:
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It doesn't work that way at all..... you will not only come here but be happy about it. lol
The exact mid point would be around Staunton, VA. That means that you have to at least come to South Carolina. lol
Hee Hee Hee

Medford, NY

#154 Nov 20, 2012
hahaha wrote:
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You are trying to make me come MORE than half way!!!.... but it is New York City..... hmmmmmmmm
I measure distance by time......You drive fast, I drive slower than you.
We can hold hands and window shop, I'll even buy you a hot pretzel.
;-)
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Jefferson, GA

#155 Nov 20, 2012
Hee Hee Hee wrote:
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I measure distance by time......You drive fast, I drive slower than you.
We can hold hands and window shop, I'll even buy you a hot pretzel.
;-)
You do not drive slow!!! I have read your commuting stories for years!!

I can't hold your hand. Your beloved has a wedding ring on it.:)
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Jefferson, GA

#156 Nov 20, 2012
Hee Hee Hee wrote:
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I measure distance by time......You drive fast, I drive slower than you.
We can hold hands and window shop, I'll even buy you a hot pretzel.
;-)
No No No.... you haven't calculated that it takes me longer to get ready! Recalculate route. lol

Level 8

Since: Sep 08

I See A Rainbow!

#157 Nov 20, 2012
"A New Digital Scale."[My other one is Old,, Probably NOT Accurate..]
Undercover DILF

Medford, NY

#158 Nov 20, 2012
hahaha wrote:
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You do not drive slow!!! I have read your commuting stories for years!!
I can't hold your hand. Your beloved has a wedding ring on it.:)
OK OK OK, I drive fast....but I will take the long route this time!!!

I have a beloved? Oh goody!!! Who is she? Is she from Down south?
Undercover DILF

Medford, NY

#159 Nov 20, 2012
hahaha wrote:
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No No No.... you haven't calculated that it takes me longer to get ready! Recalculate route. lol
What? You mean you aren't naturally "that beautiful"?

(DILF pats himself on the back for that one......lol)
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Jefferson, GA

#160 Nov 20, 2012
Undercover DILF wrote:
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What? You mean you aren't naturally "that beautiful"?
(DILF pats himself on the back for that one......lol)
You s*ck up!!!

Apparently, s*ck is a no no word?
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Jefferson, GA

#161 Nov 20, 2012
Undercover DILF wrote:
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OK OK OK, I drive fast....but I will take the long route this time!!!
I have a beloved? Oh goody!!! Who is she? Is she from Down south?
You know.......... don't play coy with me!
Undercover DILF

Medford, NY

#162 Nov 20, 2012
hahaha wrote:
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You s*ck up!!!
Apparently, s*ck is a no no word?
....not in my DICtionary!!!

Baddabing!!!!

8-)

Level 2

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#163 Nov 20, 2012
I know what I want....it's not material...
Just don't know if I will get it or not :(
Undercover DILF

Medford, NY

#164 Nov 20, 2012
hahaha wrote:
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You know.......... don't play coy with me!
I know, I know, I know......Harrrumph.
I can drean can't I?
Undercover DILF

Medford, NY

#165 Nov 20, 2012
dream

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#166 Nov 20, 2012
What I want for Christmas this year: is for everyone that I know that is going through stressful times, to be able to find some peace and Happiness....
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Jefferson, GA

#167 Nov 20, 2012
Undercover DILF wrote:
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I know, I know, I know......Harrrumph.
I can drean can't I?
Yes, you can. We stop dreaming and we die.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#168 Nov 20, 2012
ms_Sweeter wrote:
What I want for Christmas this year: is for everyone that I know that is going through stressful times, to be able to find some peace and Happiness....
There are some things I read that i have to revert to a whispery Marylin Monroe tone of voice to get to the end of it in...

I hope everyone gets a flower.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#169 Nov 20, 2012
This is our second Christmas in our new home, after 18 years of ups and downs we finally have the best gift anyone could ever ask for, and that is a home.
I remember when I was a kid my sister and I got 2 presents for Christmas, first on Christmas Eve we each received a new pair of pajama's, then on Christmas Day we got one present each from my mom, who by the way never had a present to open. That's Christmas to me,
I've tried to explain to my children that this home is in fact a gift for all of us, but we are still spending money we don't have to ensure they have a good Christmas.
My wife says I don't seem to have the Christmas spirit, I believe my spirit is still living in the past......

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